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THE BLU Prints!! A sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog.... 01Jun2015

Ah….it’s been a while…but here we go…. The return of ……..

 

THE BLU Prints!! A sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog.... 01Jun2015

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> She's probably hiding somewhere.

Blu> Thank you Captain Obvious!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::was stuck to Heather, hoping the wife doesn’t take it the wrong way::

Heather Jamieson -> Face to face stuck I believe

Blu> You’d best hope she don’t, cause it looks wrong enough from here……

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Heather, can you reach my right boot? I got a knife.

Blu> There’s a snake in my boot…. Oh wait…that’s Sheriff Woody…. Think I’ll stop here.

 

Christina_Nickles -> This time?

Ayumu Kasuga -> I wasn't here for the first time Kwai was turned into a wasp.

Blu> Yea, cause once wasn’t enough obviously and it was spring sweeps week…

 

Heather Jamieson -> I-I can't really slide down either Commander.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Just go for it, before we get eaten.

Heather Jamieson -> :: Slinks down deeper into the webbing holding her to Will ::

Blu> Hmmm, Webbing Twister? Jax is going to hurt both of you…you might want Kwai to come back for you first…..

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::eyeing the webbed things, not hearing the voice of the thing she wants, angrily retreats further into the jungle to set another trap::

Blu> Let’s see… if It’s not Will, Jax or Heather, that sorta leaves Christina, Ayumu and ..uhm….I think I might have to report back to the bridge……..

 

Heather Jamieson -> Do you trust me Commander? I know Jax does not.

August Jax Robinson -> With good reason!

Blu> Can you blame her?

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Based on my research on arachnids, they tend to hide in a corner and wait for prey for them to pounce on, or inject their prey with poison and wait until they are paralyzed before moving in for the kill.

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((....and what can you tell us of a wasp, Kasuga ))

Ayumu Kasuga -> Don't even get me started on wasps. I stopped reading after dementor wasp.

August Jax Robinson -> {{That's Harry Potter Hans!}}

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Muhahaha))

Blu> ::facepalm::

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Aye sir. Do you want me to fire my phaser at the webbing?

Blu> Just make sure it’s not the webbing with Will, Jax or Heather in it…wait, then again…you may want to before things go any further over there!

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Can see Jax from her new vantage point, and so can Jax see her :: Almost there Comm--ander... Grr

Heather Jamieson -> :: Stretches ::

Heather Jamieson -> I can grab it with two fingers....

Blu> I think we just changed the rating on this sim from PG13 to R…….

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> I have a bad feeling about this...

Blu> Tosses Ayumu the Indiana Jones hat and whip…..

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Moves down even more to reach the knife and now in an embarrassing position :: I have it Commander.. I just need to bend back up, not nick you

LtCmdrRobinson -> Just don’t cut my man-parts and we'll get along just fine.

August Jax Robinson -> ::Closes her eyes:: yeah, I get to cut those

Blu> A rescue and a Bris all at once!

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Sighs..:: I don't like any of you

Blu> I think this is the ship’s motto….

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Twists it away from cutting his thigh as she moves up, but nicks her arm. A bit of blood leaks out :: Owwww.

Blu> It’s just a flesh wound..don’t be a nambie-pambie!

 

Heather Jamieson -> Oh gods.. I'm going to wrap my forearm around your side to apply pressure to my cut.. :: grimaces ::

Blu> Wow…knicks her arm, and has to use Will as a tourniquet? Sounds like an excuse for free hugs!

 

Heather Jamieson -> This could be worse you know Commander.

August Jax Robinson -> I am not free, Heather is trying to cut your clothes off and Kwai is off somewhere plotting to kill us... I am Dandy

August Jax Robinson -> you really need to find a friend of your own Heather

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Puts on her phaser goggles:: Aye sir.

Blu> Safety first!! Unlike Heather…..she only gets a butter knife next sim….

 

ACTION> Last cut does it. Down go Will and Heather, still covered with webbing but no longer hanging from a tree.

August Jax Robinson -> Will.... this is the worst rescue ever

LtCmdrRobinson -> I wasn’t rescuing you, I was arguing with you about moving Kwai from her secure environment.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Also. I told you so.

ACTION> Though Will and Heather had fallen, their webbed cocoons are still stuck together and Heather is stuck on top of Will

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::has set up her liar up and out of the way, still watchful of the one creature she wants to see...and kill::

Blu> Wow…someone is a little hostile….. What have we done to you!? Maybe some Bit-O-Honey Candy would help?

 

August Jax Robinson -> it is taking WAY to long for you to come and save the day Will.. tick tock

Blu> No no….that Biological Clock has already stopped dearie

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