Song Titles

[StarTrekker 0]

On the bridge of a Reman warbird:

 

Britney Spears:  JT,

     I was "Thinking About You". I know that I was "Born to

     Make you Happy." I failed, but "Deep In My Heart", "I'm

     Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman." "Lucky", "My Only Wish"

     is "One Kiss From You". Anyway, the "Satisfaction" I had  

     from yesterday night's "Bombastic Love" was so

     good..."Baby One More Time" please. "When I Found  

     You", "I'm A Slave 4 U". "I'll Never Stop Loving You" even

     if you leave me. And if you do, "Before the Goodbye",

     and "From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart" just to let

     you know "I Will Still Love You." As for that "Girl In The

     Mirror," "She'll Never Be Me." I know for one thing, that

     stupid bit*h is "Crazy." You, JT of USA and "Joy of Pepsi"

     will not be together forever, because "I Will Be There."

 

[interrupted by a loud signal]

 

BS: Pause computer log. Computer, "What's Going On"?

Computer: Subspace communique from Starfleet.

BS: [in a sarcastic tone] "I'm So Curious"

     "Right now", just "Let Me Be"

Computer: Acknowledge.

BS: Wait, "Turn on the light"

Computer: [beep]

BS: I'm going to read so "Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"

Computer: Acknowledge.

 

[Many hours later...Reman warbird fires at a Federation starship]

BS: Take that, "Boys"

     [she hits a red button on the console]

     [Red lights begin to flash]

Computer: Manual selfdestruct in 10-secs.

BS: "Oops, I did it again." Cancel button, "Where Are You

Now."

Computer: 5 seconds...

              4...

              3...

              2...

BS: Oh "Boys"

Computer: 1...

 

[The Reman warbird explodes]

 

Edit: there are many errors/typos in this text...I was in a hurry, so I never got the chance to fix them.  :dead:

[Travis Kroells 0]

::blinks::  I cant think of anything to say thats not offensive........I have achived perfection...thank you...Wait!  Thats not offensive...Argh!  I had it there for a second!!!!

[Images 0]

yes the opportunity for an insult is far too great isn't it?

[Anika818 0]

I think this is FUNNY :laugh: !

[StarTrekker 0]

Lt. Travis Kroells and Images, I apologize if I've offended you two.   :D

[Nemesis 0]

hmmmmm you know that is quite clever ::2 thumbs up:: :D

[Images 0]

you haven't offended me my good man, i'm just naturally insulting   :D

[Nemesis 0]

don't mind Images he just likes to use his bond style quick wit :D

[Travis Kroells 0]

And I wasnt offended, Im just angry that I was so close to reaching obnoxious perfection.

[StarTrekker 0]

Well...this sure is an interesting way to post my first post... :nod:

[Travis Kroells 0]

Right....Err...I cant even remember my first post, maybe because its lost among the other 488...

[ens_tino 0]

I never saw the Captain cry until the day the Pandarians dies(yay!!)

 

Unbreakable ships break.

[willingham 0]

Tino, I'm curious. Why did you bring up this post again?

[Tovan 0]

Scary. Get rid of those bouncing freaks   :D

[ens_tino 0]

I like that post. As it says use song titles to make up stupid things. So i did.