The Talon Tidbits 13Oct11

[KhreRiovtRex 0]

The Talon Tidbits.....A sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog....

 

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: tr'Pexil is behind a force field ::

tAehjae -> :: standing in the brig area looking at Pexil :: Au are doing a meankh job. ::not telling she’s supposed to be helping him::

t’Rexan> Sneaky!! Letting him finish for you, then telling NDak you did it!

 

KhreRiovtRex -> (wait, Pexil, you were on floor when we left off with Demi sitting on your back with an ie'yakk to the back of your skull)

Lerak trPexil -> (( we are living in the future ))

Demi t'Shia -> ((Our log, that'll be posted post-sim, due to my ineptness, moves things past that and puts him securely into the cell))

KhreRiovtRex -> ((too late!! tr’Guard tattled on au!)))

 

M_K_tKsa -> ::na feeling 100% like herself, but is feeling much better now, slips her arms through her stylish Maenak jacket as she enters the lift::

t’Rexan> And this…..just gave me my nomination for her crew song!

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: tr'Pexil enjoyed the cold metal of the deck plating pressing into his face, the feel of a disruptor on the back of his head ::

t’Rexan> I hope you’re just enjoying the cold of the floor, not the weapon to your head!?

 

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> ::checks his ISD and frowns at the message he just received:: I think that is a good idea. I will go with au.

NDak -> ::Nods:: Ie, this way then...

t’Rexan> Walk this way…….Talk this way…..

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: Add to that a dheno firmly holding him down ::

t’Rexan> Oh, now we see what part you were enjoying….brown chicken brown cow!

 

NDak -> ::Enters with tr'Valdrin just in time to see Pexil on his knees::

t’Rexan> TMI!!

 

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> WHAT ARE AU DOING OUT THERE! DO NA HURT HIM! I don't know what he got me yet! ::She frowned.:: Was it fingerless gloves?

t’Rexan> and t’Ditsy cares!! Well, at least til she figures out what the gift was!

 

NDak -> I believe I asked a question?

NDak -> ::Glowering::

t’Rexan> ::with a cape!::

 

Demi t'Shia -> ::half a glower at Pex, then back to NDak:: Rekkhai, we had to separate the prisoners, because they were planning an escape. This one, :;points to Pexil:: Attempted to escape and had to be cuffed and secured.

t’Rexan> Cause one always needs to be a few ranks higher to use a full glower

 

Varlon -> @ :::Still frustrated over how his orders had been playing out with needing to kill a perfectly good officer while letting the one he wanted to kill end up living:::

t’Rexan> You’re the boss, kill who you want….who’s going to tell you no?

 

Demi t'Shia -> ::points down at the tear in her uniform near the cuff of her pants:: Rekkhai, this tear was a direct result of him attempting to trip me during his escape.

t’Rexan> Egads!! Torn pants…..what if she had broken a nail!?

 

Varlon -> @ :::growls a moment hearing the door::: Enter.

t’Rexan> Ooo, I like the growl!!

 

M_K_tKsa -> ::looks around her office with distain:: Elements. This is going to take some time.

t’Rexan> You are the daise, au could always just order them to clean it for au…..

 

NDak -> ::Shakes his head:: t'Ditsy, I am sure au meant well, but this is a br'tehh and tr'Pexil was being punished, he did na need to have drinks. Au have been promoted, its time au learn to act au rank.

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::Looks ready to cry.::

t’Rexan> Oh…..she’s good…….

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::Will probably cry.::

 

Varlon -> ((While I would not complain about my wife coming by my office.... I would certainly be surprised!))

Varlon -> ((Would have to send the guards out though.))

KhreRiovtRex -> (especially if she were being brought in chains)

Varlon -> ((What's new there?))

KhreRiovtRex -> ((au have a point, she’s been brought that way to au how many times in the last few years?))

NDak -> (( Kinky! ))

 

NDak -> Not only are these strokes uneven, ::he said gesturing:: but bright orange is na a regulation color.

Demi t'Shia -> ::doesn't flinch to the order::

tAehjae -> :: rolls eyes and sighs::

NDak -> Drab olive will do.

tAehjae -> :: begins to move off to get the new paint color before being dismissed::

t’Rexan> Oooooo…risky!!

 

NDak -> H'nah, when au have finished to my satisfaction... au will all be confined quarters for the rest of the trip.

t’Rexan> Harsh!!

NDak -> Am I clear?

NDak -> confined to quarters during off duty times*

t’Rexan> Ok, not so harsh

 

NDak -> ::Glances to Valdrin, with a scowl:: Have au anything to add as their executive officer?

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> Na, I think au summed it up rather succinctly. ::still frowning::

t’Rexan> :::knowing when not to talk is often wisest::

 

Varlon -> @ Two birds with one stone. ::thinking out loud to himself::

t’Rexan> Been done before….

Varlon -> @ I like it...

 

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::She sighed and hung her head. Zap!:: Ow!

t’Rexan> didn’t’ we all see this coming?

 

NDak -> ::Valdrin, once out of earshot:: I should yy'a them all four and be done with it.

NDak -> But the paper work...

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> ::snorts:: If only it was so easy.

t’Rexan> Paperwork, the bane of the Empire!

 

NDak -> ::Sighs:: I am going to head to maeneken and check on t'Ksa, I'm concerned about her.

t’Rexan> Deep down, somewhere, he still cares for her a bit I think……at least he said he did that one time he was convinces she was his soulmate….. when we all forgot who we were…

 

Varlon -> @ Au are more devious than I first thought.

@tr’Guard -> ::nods in acknowledgement:: Hann’yyo Rekkhai,

t’Rexan> I agree!

 

Varlon -> ((Fail... ))

KhreRiovtRex -> ((wb t’Ksa))

 

Koga S'Bien -> (Don't forget paint thinner too! )

Laehval tTemarr -> (( t'Ditsy> ::eats a paint chip:: ))

tAehjae -> (( LOL hush Koga)))

Koga S'Bien -> (::just re-painted his deck last summer :

Lerak trPexil -> :: wondering what he can do behind the field ::

t’Rexan> not going to be able to do much handcuffed behind a forcefield….dheno fail!

 

Varlon -> @ :::leans forward suddenly pressing the comm::: I want to see Destorie N'Dak as soon as possible. Make it happen.

t’Rexan> His version of ‘make it so’

 

Lerak trPexil -> t'Ditsy, please keep away from the field. The burns..

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> I do na care. I will brave the burns for au, tr'Pexil! ::Zap!:: Ow! At least until I found out what my present is.

t’Rexan> it’s a cape!

KhreRiovtRex -> (and a cape...or stylish jacket))

Varlon -> ((I was just going to go shirtless...))

KhreRiovtRex -> ((t'Rexan > I'm down with that)

Lerak trPexil -> (( my cape has the caution sign guy on it ))

t’Rexan> Our new fall fashions!

 

tAehjae -> :: grabs a pail and starts painting herself:: I should na be doing this. I am a daise'

Lerak trPexil -> "I will complete this all if au like t'Aehjae."

t’Rexan> Well, so is trPexil……get ta work!

 

NDak -> Sorry if I startled au. ::Smiles, trying to be disarming::

NDak -> How are au holding up, Morgana?

t’Rexan> and he tries this after tr’Valdrin’s clearly already done so? No contest!

 

tAehjae -> Au wish to see me yy'aa ?

Demi t'Shia -> Na, certainly na... au are a brilliant leader for me...

Demi t'Shia -> ::turns around momentarily to tr'Pexil:: Na io speaks at au. Quiet.

Demi t'Shia -> ::turns around and puts 'Pex on ignore::

t’Rexan> Oooooo /ignore!!

 

NDak -> ::Makes his way to the transporter room::

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> ::arrives in the transporter room shortly after, waiting patiently for N'Dak, wondering what news tr'Vatrix had::

NDak -> ::TV magic put it close enough for a cut scene to get him there and he arrived a few moments after tr'Valdrin::

Demi t'Shia -> ((ooOo.. nice Fx))

NDak -> ::Steps onto the pad::

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> Na. ::shakes his head and steps onto the transporter. Adjusts his cape::

t’Rexan> Fancy! Fx!

 

Varlon -> ((ACTION> N'Dak did not have time to visit the powder room to freshen up first before going to the transporter room))

t’Rexan> Translation….beams directly over, not 45 minutes of primping later….

NDak -> ACTION> No he didn't and in fact there was still some small specks of paint and green blood on his cape.

NDak -> ACTION> Good thing he has a good dry cleaner.

M_K_tKsa -> ((Don't come crying to me if one of you gets your cape caught in the door or in some sort of mechanical device and you choke yourselves))

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: Says something in the lloann'mhrahel language and continues to paint ::

Demi t'Shia -> ::glad they are still recording the prisoners actions and words, so that when he's in

front of a tribunal they will hear him speaking the language of the spies::

KhreRiovtRex -> (everyone on Talon..is a spy...see the roster)

NDak -> (( Na! I am na spy. I am a traitor! ))

Koga S'Bien -> (Except Koga.. he's too sexy)

KhreRiovtRex -> (ok, as long as we have that straight)

Lerak trPexil -> (( Koga is the diversion ))

M_K_tKsa -> ((I'm Maenak Evil so ))

NDak -> (( Wait... I think I just admitted to something ))

Lerak trPexil -> (( No one records these sims N'Dak, so rest easy ))

NDak -> (( Lies ))

tAehjae -> (( and the truth comes out ::grins:: ))

 

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::She stared at the painting equipment.:: Why am I doing this? I am an engineer, na a painter!

Lerak trPexil -> :: In fact tr'Pexil was not a painter either :: "Ie"

t’Rexan> Really? Do au both want to actually go there?

 

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> ::transports over and leads the way to tr'Vatrix's chambers::

NDak -> ::Follows to tr'Vatrix's chamber::

NDak -> @ ::looks to Valdrin before entering::

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> @ ::gestures for N'Dak to lead the way::

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> (( ::so he can club him on the back of the head:: ))

Varlon -> (( Don't damage the cape though...))

Varlon -> @ :::eyes NDak a moment noticing something out of place but not able to quite place it:::

 

Demi t'Shia -> ::taps the wall panel, entering the code to open the containment cell:: Turn around, au, so I can release the cuffs.

Lerak trPexil -> "I am several ranks above au t'Shia. Please remember that as well. However, I mean au na harm." :: grins :::: turns around ::

tAehjae -> He also can na paint with cuffs.

t’Rexan> Na bad, only took them 25 siuren to figure that out!

 

Demi t'Shia -> And au prove aus word, and I may honor that rank.. but no rank is recognized of prisoners.

Lerak trPexil -> (( You can say that again ))

Demi t'Shia -> And au prove aus word, and I may honor that rank.. but no rank is recognized of prisoners.

tAehjae -> ((LOL I did))

Demi t'Shia -> ((ok LOL))

KhreRiovtRex -> (ie, but remember, au are as well now t’Shia, au are all on paint detail)

Demi t'Shia -> ::removes tr'Pexil's cuffs and steps back from him:: Au paint where my Daise has ordered.

NDak -> ( I want to get them all t-shirts )

tAehjae -> (( ::can see the next shore leave coming: )

 

Laehval tTemarr -> (( Did someone let t'Ditsy out? ))

Varlon -> ((Who let t'Ditsy out? ooof... oooof ooooof oooooof))

tAehjae -> ((LOL))

Laehval tTemarr -> (( Fooooooooooooools! ::runs:: ))

Varlon -> @ I wanted to get both of your feedback on a proposal given to me....

NDak -> @ ::Lifts his brow, surprised, but nods::

t’Rexan> Wait, did tr’Vatrix just ask for NDak’s opinion? Wow….

KhreRiovtRex -> (it's the dirty cape)

NDak -> @ ::His boots were even a bit scuffed. He honestly hadn't even considered his appearance and was more concerned about the situation, which itself was strange. ::

 

@ tr'guard>.we propose, that as we have another...... traitor… in our midsts, that for the public, by viewscreen monitor, an execution could be shown. But, that we could make a substitution, and allow the Daise'Khre'Riov... the ability to regain his family honor. If au understand my meaning?

NDak -> @ ::Perks a brow::

NDak -> @ ::The word 'creative punishment' came to mind.::

t’Rexan> Hey, it works….

 

tAehjae -> Just paint :: stroking the bruh evenly up and down the wall.

Demi t'Shia -> ::finishing more sections, moving right along::

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::She slopped paint on the walls.:: This color is boring.

Lerak trPexil -> :: Gave t'Ditsy a 'sorry' look and continued to primer ::

Lerak trPexil -> "t'Ditsy..."

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> Is it a belt?

Lerak trPexil -> "Na"

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::She sighed and slopped more pain.:: Is it leg warmers?

Demi t'Shia -> ::another section completed, moves around the corner to the other part of the corridor::

Varlon -> ((More pain? I did not think it was that bad of a punishment.))

t’Rexan> To the pain!! (I love that movie!)

 

NDak -> @ Au have my pledge of loyalty, rekkhai.

t’Rexan> Na sure she is hearing right tonight…..

Varlon -> @ ::looks at NDak and trValdrin:: I expect na less....

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: grabs t'Ditsy's wrist :: "Na no sloppy."

tAehjae -> :: hears sloppy and turns around the corner:: WHAT ARE AU DOING !!! AU want us to repaint the entire ship?? DO IT NEATLY!!!

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> I DID NA ASK TO COME DOWN HERE AND PAINT AUR STUPID BRIG! ::She yelled back, slopping more paint on the wall::

t’Rexan> Cause the only thing that would help more than caps, would be BOLD CAPS

 

Lerak trPexil -> "t'Ditsy!" :: back hands her ::

Demi t'Shia -> ::comes back around the corner, paint roller in one hand, and disruptor now in the other::tAehjae -> :;hears the slap and rounds the corner again:: WHat is this!!

t’Rexan> ::watchs as t’Shia next dips the ie’yakk into the paint instead of the roller::

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::She staggered back, one hand to her cheek, staring in horror at Pexil::

Lerak trPexil -> :: Holds up a hand to t'Aehjae :: "I have this."

t’Rexan> Ooo, he’s going to backhand t’A as well!

 

tAehjae -> Pexil Au do na treat a subordinate in such a manner!! :: takes tDisty by the arm moving her away from him::

NDak -> (( In this episode of "As the Paint Drips..." ))

tAehjae -> And I out rank au ... tDitsy will paint near me.

Lerak trPexil -> :: is shaking ::

t’Rexan> Pexil au brute!!

 

Varlon -> @ Any other questions?

NDak -> @ ::Nods::

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> @ Na, Rekkhai. ::glances to t'Rahks::

NDak -> @ ::Glances to Valdrin::

Varlon -> @ ::turns to look at tr'Valdrin::

Varlon -> @ Are you really going to make me decide for you?

NDak -> @ ::Lifts a brow::

NDak -> @ ::Decide what::

t’Rexan> Wouldn’t’ au like to know!!??

 

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::Tears in her eyes, she seemed to shrink in on herself, moving to an unoccupied portion of the wall to paint quietly.::

Lerak trPexil -> :: Continuing to paint and shaking ::

Lerak trPexil -> :: He had never struck anyone before, and he did na know how to handle it ::

M_K_tKsa -> Do au want to tell me what in the Fire is going on here? ::glances from t'Aehjae to the other three::

KhreRiovtRex -> (so proud of our Pexil, he's finally becoming Rihannsu!)

Koga S'Bien -> (I knew he had it in him!)

tAehjae -> Pexil slapped Ditsy ... he should na have done that, there are better ways to work with subordinates.

Lerak trPexil -> (( Someone is going to bake a cake with a back hand on it ))

t’Rexan> Oh no…now au have done it, you’ll get the long version for sure, as it will give her more time without a paintbrush in hand!

 

tAehjae -> we are being punished for the escape of a prisoner. The 4 of us are to repaint the breth.

M_K_tKsa -> And is there a reason for such yelling and discord coming from au all while are doing such punishment?

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: Had be become Laehval.. willing to strike ::

t’Rexan> Au come near me with a kaleh, I’ll shoot au myself……

 

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> @ ::clears his throat and inclines his head slightly:: I have made my decision, Rekkhai. I will accept the position as Governor for as long as necessary during the rebuilding.

NDak -> @ ::Why that son of a....:: Congratulations...

KhreRiovtRex -> (rofl)

NDak -> @ ::Hides whatever he was thinking quickly::

KhreRiovtRex -> (outmaneuvered)

Varlon -> @ Excellent.

Varlon -> @ Now... lets get the rest of this over with.

NDak -> @ I am sure you will do an excellent job.

Varlon -> ((Damn.... guess he did not like that...))

NDak -> (( whoops! ))

Varlon -> ((Silent protest?))

t’Rexan> Rofl….the irony of being punted at the absolute worst times!!

 

M_K_tKsa -> Do au four need a babysitter? ::raises a brow, kind of that "Mom' sort of look::

t’Rexan> and as au are the only one free…..looks like it is au!

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::Really needs a hug.::

Lerak trPexil -> :: paints some more, catching glimpse of t'Ditsy and feeling his heart sink and throat tighten ::

Demi t'Shia -> ::tr'pexil may feel his throat tightening, while demi still considers revenge for the way he acted towards her, no matter his rank::

M_K_tKsa -> Are au sure, because if this continues io or more of au will be in my sickbay. ::still giving her that 'scolding a child' look:

tAehjae -> My apologies Rekkhai :: still looking to the floor::

t’Rexan> And na, au do na get to order pizza for the kids when they are finished either….

 

Varlon -> @ :::listens as the charges are read aloud once again for the recording:::

DervtRahks -> @ tr'Guard> Though slightly lightened, as tr’Baris now took the brunt of the charges those being the worst with the Kllinghansu and postal fraud

Kavek tr'Valdrin -> @ ::unsheathes the executioner's sword and offers the naked blade to tr'Vatrix.:: Rekkhai...

Koga S'Bien -> (Gasp! Postal fraud!)

Varlon -> @ :::takes the sword from the table as the charges are finished being read and the penalty pronounced:::

Varlon -> @ :::slowly withdraws it::

DervtRahks -> @::kneels, preparing to take what punishment is dealt::

 

M_K_tKsa -> Don't make me come back down here, young lady. ::gives her a look, then turns slowly:: Because if I do....

t’Rexan> Don’t mess with Morgana!!

 

Laehval tTemarr -> t'Ditsy> ::Paints in long, smooth, vertical strokes, thinking of how it could easily be turned into martial arts moves.::

Lerak trPexil -> (( she knows Paint Fu ))

Koga S'Bien -> (Everybody was Paint Fu fighting. Those strokes were fast as lightning...)

Lerak trPexil -> (( lol ))

KhreRiovtRex -> (woot)

Demi t'Shia -> (( I vote for THAT song ))

Lerak trPexil -> (( I hear a theme song ))

KhreRiovtRex -> woo!

 

Varlon -> @ :instead, as he angrily leaned over the woman, in a hushed bitter tone that only those standing right next to him could hear::This is for the honor of my house. This is for L’haiy. Who outlasted who now? :::holds the sword in two hands as he swiftly raises it over his head and brings it back down quickly:::

t’Rexan>…. ‘nuf said……

 

Lerak trPexil -> :: Had na idea how to deal with t'Shia in the future. Had to do something, but what. ::

t’Rexan> I would make it a policy na to stand in front of her on any away missions……friendly fire and such….

 

DervtRahks -> @ ::opens eyes, realizing she's still alive and looks over at the bloodied bag rolling past her on the floor::

DervtRahks -> (it’s in the bag)

Varlon -> ((That brings a whole new meaning to the phase....))

t’Rexan> …and that’s a wrap….

[Demi t'Shia 0]

Demi t'Shia -> ::points down at the tear in her uniform near the cuff of her pants:: Rekkhai, this tear was a direct result of him attempting to trip me during his escape.

t’Rexan> Egads!! Torn pants…..what if she had broken a nail!?

 

you mean you don't know?

 

Why, he would have to die! ::evil snarkle::