The Blu Prints - 10Oct11

[STSF_BluRox 0]

The Blu Prints....a Sarcastic Take on Last Week's Simlog.......

 

 

LtCdrJohnson -> shhhh she doesn't know about Blu's dice

Ens Tisa Sen -> who? me? LOLOLOLOL

Jameson Bardolph -> lol

Ens Tisa Sen -> more then you know. I own a set

STSF_BluRox -> Uhm....what you don't know, is she's the first person I gave a set to what, about 17 years ago?

Ens Tisa Sen -> 15

Blu> Please note…as Tisa has an official set, she has been granted full action rolls on your medical conditions…….Be nice to her..

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((And after we've gone down memory lane......))

Blu> Tisa….I think there is your first volunteer…..

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::in sickbay with a head injury, feeling rather ill-used::

Blu> Poor baby….somebody give him a lollipop. However, I have a feeling someone is going to make you feel better shortly…..::snickers::

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Runs more in-depth scans of the crew::

Blu> Hope she’s not doing in-depth psych scans, she’ll lock down the whole crew….

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> {{Woah, bad bad Husband. You get me blown up and you *STAY* down there?!}}

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Of course he did. :D))

STSF_BluRox -> ((better yet Jax....he had a choice to come back and make sure you were ok, but he stayed to play with a bomb instead:)

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((August, honey...did it take you this long to realize that I am a bad husband? I thought you had that figured in the first week))

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((and I was just staying to make sure the bomb wont go off, to keep this part of the galaxy alive.... yeah I know she wont believe that excuse but that’s what I am going with))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((That won't save you Will))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((and that surprises you Blu?))

Blu> Do you think he wants to be around when you find out that it was his actions that put you in sickbay?

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::getting off the comm:: Well, at least we've averted disaster this time.

STSF_BluRox -> This time....as long as they stop poking at the blasted thing

Blu> Key words…..This Time

 

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Will:: As to the computer components, your little pyrotechnics display took most of them out

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() No cutting it apart yet. We'll need to head back and report to the Captain, and let Fleet decide what we are going to do with it.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Will:: I'm going to recommend we salvage whatever we can first...and then you can go blow it up

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() I'm going to recommend blowing it up from orbit.

Blu> Of course he is…..

 

STSF_BluRox -> ((makes note to talk to new dr about tying Random's tubes)

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Gunner and a bomb. That's a good idea if ever I heard one))

August Jax Robinson -> Gunner> ::Runs out of Daycare, dashes down the hall - naked::

Blu> and the tone was set, it was going to be one of those nights……

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() I just wish they had made a more portable version of it...I'd love to have a few on the ship. For Emergencies.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::gives Will a look:: A portable version of a weapon of mass destruction...yeah..that's really what Starfleet's about isn't it...blowing stuff up

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() My part of Starfleet is ALL about that.

Heather Jamieson -> !@#$%^&*() "You sure do like explosions Commander."

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() Yes. I do.

STSF_BluRox -> I"m just glad this thing was too big, or Will would be wanting to bring it back on the ship or something incredibly stupid like that

Blu> Portable world-ending explosive devices…. On the ship….. For emergencies……

Oh yea, the way we get rocked and shot at, that’s an excellent idea! ::rolls eyes::

 

 

Jameson Bardolph -> Tisa> Like I got hit in the head with a rock. ::blearily::

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Sends a nurse over to check on Barcode::

Jameson Bardolph -> ::rolls over so he's as comfortable as possible on his back, letting his eyes hover half-closed::then opens one eye to look up at the nurse:: Hey there. Is a stiff drink an option?

Blu> Even have dazed, he’s hitting on people and trying to get a drink!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::glances at the chrono:: It's about time for the away team to check in. Ms Kasuga, can you see if you can get an update, please.

Ayumu Kasuga -> +Will+ Can you give me an update of your status, please?

STSF_BluRox -> (good job Tawny!)

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Finds the blood vessel that is leaking into her abdominal cavity and cauterizes it off:: One down ::Turns back and runs more scans on her abdominal area::

Ens Tisa Sen -> :looks over the results and sees something in her uterus:: Oh no.

STSF_BluRox -> (for the record....I gave Jax the guilty set of dice at Shore Leave that have made her pregnant every time) If she finds something now, it’s not my fault! (any roll now, is a fresh pair)

STSF_BluRox -> (digging out a fresh pair)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((...seriously?))

August Jax Robinson -> {{I have them in a safe spot, they can't hurt anyone... oddly, no one wants to touch them}}

Blu> Think I could borrow them sometime? I miss them! Talon hated those too…they were the only thing that saved t’Rexan when she was surely dead!

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> >Kwai> Robinson and Johnson would also like an audience with you to discuss the next steps with the bomb.

LtCdrJohnson -> ((an audience, you make her sound like Queen Kwai I))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((or would it be Queen Rian I))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((::straightens her crown:: Did I hear someone say my name?))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Rian, by the grace of all the gods worshiped by Starfleet races, her royal majesty, queen of the USS Republic, Risa and anywhere else we've been banned from))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((::bows majestically: :))

Blu> Our very own Queen Bee!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Have them report to the bridge when they get back.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Yes sir.

Ayumu Kasuga -> +Johnson/Will+ Please report to the bridge upon your return

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() +understood+

KBear -> Nurse KB) ::checks the readings:: I’m glad you think your the doing great but I’m sorry you are not.

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() +Sickbay+ This is Robinson, how is my wife doing? Is she throwing things yet?

LtCdrJohnson -> ((THAT is what he wants to know, not if she's OK, but is she throwing things ::eye roll))

Heather Jamieson -> !@#$%^&*() :: hits Robinson on the shoulder :: "You be nice to your wife."

Blu> He’s in soooo much trouble…..

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Watches her life signs::

STSF_BluRox -> (Random survives tonight's roll)

Blu> Dang, I really need that pair of die back……

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() ::shoos Heather away:: My head is fine. Mostly.

Blu> That’s YOUR opinion!

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Finishes, will know later if she can have anymore kids:

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::nods::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((oh trust me, I think my *stuff* will rebuild her uterus and make another baby))

August Jax Robinson -> :o

Ens Tisa Sen -> ))EWW EWW EWW))

Heather Jamieson -> (( lol ))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Really?))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((::sigh: :))

Heather Jamieson -> (( Robinson is surely not part of the medical staff ))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (lol)

LtCdrJohnson -> ((For obvious reasons))

STSF_BluRox -> ((should have kicked him for that))

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::walking with Blu:: I'm going to be catching hell from her for years now cause of this.

STSF_BluRox -> Yes....most likely.

Blu> No…more than most likely…..most definitely!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::seriously rethinking letting Robinson mess with a planetary bomb::

Blu> You’re just now rethinking this? I might have to change your performance review of this mission knowing you didn’t consider this sooner!

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::listens blearily to the dialogue about Jax::

Blu> Translated as.....blah ....blah.....blah......

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::heads over to where Captain Kwait is::

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Sorry...I know she's a Captain...not a Middle Eastern country once invaded by Iraq))

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Decides to exit on the bridge as well and file here tricorder data there ::

LtCmdrRobinson -> But on the bright side the planet didnt blow up and we are all alive.

Blu> Always look on the bright side of life:: whistles….whistles….whistles …:: whistles….whistles….whistles …:: whistles….whistles….whistles …!!

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (whoever is making squirrel noises in my headphones better stop::

Jameson Bardolph -> ((sorry. ::raises hand sheepishly: :))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (lol)

LtCdrJohnson -> ((How does one make squirel noises))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (Squirrel!)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((::demonstrates: :))

August Jax Robinson -> {{It's like a chrip, snapping noise they make}}

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Oh good heavens Jamie))

STSF_BluRox -> (if you all only knew...this is your chance to slide 'anything' past Kwai..she's in the middle of a giggle fit)

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> I don't want any more meds that sedate. it could make his brain injury worse::

STSF_BluRox -> (would need a brain first)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((ouch!))

Jameson Bardolph -> (( :( ))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((:;singing:: If I only had a brain....))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((::whistles: :))

KBear -> (( Nooooo Not the Scarecrow somg PLEASE!!!))))

 

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Kwai:: Yeah...about that...you really need to stop letting Will toss grenades into places we're right next to ::to Kwai:: He could have taken out the whole planet and he injured two crewmembers...including his wife

Blu> First, how to you propose that she do that? And second…..wow, Dave’s as bad as Barcode, chasing after Jax! Make the husband look bad so he can swoop right in! Sneaky…..I like it!

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> You both are going to be fine

LtCmdrRobinson -> (oh sweet lord, one little grenade and you both are gravely injured. Trauma queens!))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Tramua queens...that's a new one))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((sounds like a new prime time show))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (Next fall on FOX... "Trauma Queens!")

STSF_BluRox -> (seriously, I had a grenade and a whole bulkhead from a Will explosion..you sissies)

LtCmdrRobinson -> (really should be used to it by now...happens often enough)

STSF_BluRox -> (wait, did I just justify Will blowing up crap!? Oh, there will be no living with him now!)

Blu> Sees Ayumu standing there narrating, in a haughty French Canadian accent…

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Well, it was either that, or the planet would have blown up and we'd have lost the ship, an at least two other populated planets in the sector, messed up the navigational traffic and whatnot....so I'll take a few bumps on the head over that any day.

Blu> Wait…..but you weren’t the one with the bumps on the head, now were you!?

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (Next week, votes if Starfleet uniforms, also need capes)

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::enters sickbay and looks for the Wife®::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Over there, on a bio-bed::

Jameson Bardolph -> ::then sees Will enter; grin fades::

Blu> Ooooo…jealous much!? Doesn’t want to share with Will!?

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> I've contacted SFHQ for advisement about the situation. They're going to send over a team to reverse engineer the whole complex while we move on to our own assignment.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Kwai:: They want to reverse engineer a weapon of mass destruction?...you know Will just suggested that we should have a portable one for "emergencies." When did Starfleet's mission start involving weapons like this?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Not so much for a weapon, but for study. As this is a very ancient weapon and interesting mechanism.

LtCdrJohnson ::to Rian:: I'd love the chance to study something like that...guess my friends at the Starfleet Corp of Engineers will have to have the fun. We didn't have any portable force field generators on the shuttle...I suggest launching two force field buoys on either side and creating a bubble

Blu> History of mutual deterrence…..wait, but you’re saying the same thing…..wanting to study it, and you being Star Fleet and all… why do you want to play with a bomb? Boy’s and their toys!

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks to the nurse:: He needs his sponge bath now

Jameson Bardolph -> ((sponge bath? :o ))

STSF_BluRox -> (Rofl)

STSF_BluRox -> (yes, has all that dirt and dust that was blown up all over him)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((bahaha))

KBear -> Nurse KB) Sponge bath? ::grins:: Aye

 

 

KBear -> :: sees Will Enter:: Looks like she has a visitor Doctor ::nods towards Jax::

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::moves away to go talk to Robinson:: Commander?

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::eyes August cautiously:: She's OK?

Ens Tisa Sen -> Hopefully

STSF_BluRox -> ::standing behind Will::

Ens Tisa Sen -> We have the bleeding stopped

Ens Tisa Sen -> but...

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::pulls Robinson away from her:::

Ens Tisa Sen -> Sit down Sir.

Blu> Oooo, dramatic, multiline kirkesque talk!

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> I can stand. She's not pregnant again, is she?

Ens Tisa Sen -> I thought at first she was

STSF_BluRox -> ::hears Tisa...::: Oh no....

LtCmdrRobinson -> Cause we've been taking it easy on *that*...only like twice a day.

Ens Tisa Sen -> but she had a major bleed in her uterus.

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((::swell of dramatic music: :))

STSF_BluRox -> (Ques the dramatic music.....dum dum dum..)

Blu> Ooooo…double dramatic music!

Ens Tisa Sen -> I'm not sure...

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::frowns:: Major?

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Looks at her to him:: She may not be able to have any more children

STSF_BluRox -> (que's the Hallilujia Chorus)

Blu> Oh..I mean…..oh, how sad!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> (Get off my brainwave!))

STSF_BluRox -> (should be easy enough...single wave)

LtCmdrRobinson -> (::was just gonna say that: :)

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Is the rest of her OK?

Ens Tisa Sen -> her lung is collapsed and some bleeding into her abdominal cavity. She also has a head injury. She will be here a while

STSF_BluRox -> (Half the ship has a head injury.....we will become a case study for Tisa)

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((If you've never had a head injury on this ship...please raise your hand now))

Ens Tisa Sen -> (( ooo the Robinson Effect))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((rofl))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((:Raises hand::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ((::watches a tumbleweed roll by: :))

STSF_BluRox -> (plans on giving Kwai one for being a smart alec)

August Jax Robinson -> Gunner> ::Liftshand::

Heather Jamieson -> (( Raises I think ))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((It's not always him Tisa...trust me))

STSF_BluRox -> (wait Tisa..that 'includes former names')

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((nope same answer))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((Im always treating them))

Ayumu Kasuga -> ((Hans got injured on several occcaisons...))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Let's see, I was smacked in the head with an Oar, by Apollo, had a branch fall on me, and the Admiral's dice caused a piece of ceiling to fall on me))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((i think this is my first))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((will broke my ankle once, and then i had the pain chip))

LtCmdrRobinson -> (all those with hands raised.... I'll work on it)

Blu> This just tells me I have to think up better injuries!!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Make a copy for study here, we'll turn the orginal over to Dr Wil---err...Dr Foley. I trust her....I'm not sure I can trust a guy with girl's first name.

Blu> Oh so judgemental!!

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::nods:: Admiral. When my wife wakes up, I'd like you to place me in protective custody. Cause she is going to be pissed.

STSF_BluRox -> Oh, she's your problem

Ens Tisa Sen -> Would you like to see her??

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::nods:: ::is going to check for weapons when he gets close enough::

Ens Tisa Sen -> She IS unconscious. Sedated from the surgery

 

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Kwai:: With your permission I'd like to go and check in on my boss

Blu> Oh oh….Will’s going to get to see a second suitor checking in on his woman!

 

 

KBear -> Nurse KB):: returns with a container of the perfect bath water for Mr bardolph::

Jameson Bardolph -> ((spa treatment...))

KBear -> Nurse KB)::starts washing Jameson’s feet rubbing the wash cloth between his toes and around his ankles::

Jameson Bardolph -> 'if I knew I'd get this type of treatment I'd drop a rock on my head all the schuttin' time...::mumbles::

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Baw chick baw waw.))

STSF_BluRox -> (ok, I was getting weirded out by Nurse KB's foot fetish, but it looks like Barcode's enjoying it)

Vilanne -> ((yucky!!))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((well, i had that line typed before i knew she'd started with my feet :P ))

STSF_BluRox -> (yea sure Barcode, nice try at a recovery)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((::hat tip: :))

KBear -> ((LOL )

STSF_BluRox -> (that would be Barcodes feet)

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::takes her hand and looks her over:: You need to get better soon, honey. I don’t think I can handle all 3 kids at once. ::thinks:: 4...4 kids at once.

STSF_BluRox -> ::overhears Will:: ::walks over and swats him one:: don't be selfish

LtCmdrRobinson -> Sorry boss.

STSF_BluRox -> You're supposed to tell her to get better cause you love her, not that you need a babysitter you fool::

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Ayumu Kasuga -> >Kwai> Robinson and Johnson would also like an audience with you to discuss the next steps with the bomb.

LtCdrJohnson -> ((an audience, you make her sound like Queen Kwai I))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((or would it be Queen Rian I))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((::straightens her crown:: Did I hear someone say my name?))

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Rian, by the grace of all the gods worshiped by Starfleet races, her royal majesty, queen of the USS Republic, Risa and anywhere else we've been banned from))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((::bows majestically: :))

Blu> Our very own Queen Bee!

 

Took you long enough :P

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::seriously rethinking letting Robinson mess with a planetary bomb::

Blu> You’re just now rethinking this? I might have to change your performance review of this mission knowing you didn’t consider this sooner!

 

Yeah, I'm a bit slow on the uptake sometimes.

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (whoever is making squirrel noises in my headphones better stop::

Jameson Bardolph -> ((sorry. ::raises hand sheepishly: :))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (lol)

LtCdrJohnson -> ((How does one make squirel noises))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (Squirrel!)

Jameson Bardolph -> ((::demonstrates: :))

August Jax Robinson -> {{It's like a chrip, snapping noise they make}}

LtCdrJohnson -> ((Oh good heavens Jamie))

STSF_BluRox -> (if you all only knew...this is your chance to slide 'anything' past Kwai..she's in the middle of a giggle fit)

 

Don't knock the power of the Squirrel...one just sent a NLBT to the World Series :D

 

STSF_BluRox -> (Next week, votes if Starfleet uniforms, also need capes)

 

"No capes, darh-link, no capes."

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> I've contacted SFHQ for advisement about the situation. They're going to send over a team to reverse engineer the whole complex while we move on to our own assignment.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Kwai:: They want to reverse engineer a weapon of mass destruction?...you know Will just suggested that we should have a portable one for "emergencies." When did Starfleet's mission start involving weapons like this?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Not so much for a weapon, but for study. As this is a very ancient weapon and interesting mechanism.

LtCdrJohnson ::to Rian:: I'd love the chance to study something like that...guess my friends at the Starfleet Corp of Engineers will have to have the fun. We didn't have any portable force field generators on the shuttle...I suggest launching two force field buoys on either side and creating a bubble

Blu> History of mutual deterrence…..wait, but you’re saying the same thing…..wanting to study it, and you being Star Fleet and all… why do you want to play with a bomb? Boy’s and their toys!

 

::high-fives Johnson:: Same brain wave, yes!

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Make a copy for study here, we'll turn the orginal over to Dr Wil---err...Dr Foley. I trust her....I'm not sure I can trust a guy with girl's first name.

Blu> Oh so judgemental!!

 

Hey, if this guy was named Marion and looked like John Wayne, I'd be signing a different song. But Deb? And a Science geek. Would you trust him?

[KhreRiovtRex 0]

Capt Rian Kwai -> Make a copy for study here, we'll turn the orginal over to Dr Wil---err...Dr Foley. I trust her....I'm not sure I can trust a guy with girl's first name.

Blu> Oh so judgemental!!

This...coming from the woman named "Rian" ? (Sounds like Ryan, a dude's name)