The Blu Prints - Late Edition 03Oct11

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A sarcastica and irreverant review of last week's simlog!

 

STSF_BluRox -> You there..in the purple, get up here...

Ayumu Kasuga -> Which one?

Ens Tisa Sen -> Purple?

Jameson Bardolph -> which one?

STSF_BluRox -> Purple scrubs? Really

Blu> Wonders if they realize how she counts those in ‘Purple’……they are just a color palette extension

of redshirts…..in other words….Expendables!

 

STSF_BluRox -> OMg Rian...stick her already, we got a lot more to do

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::punctures the uniform of the medical officer:

Blu> really has to train Rian how to stick them faster,

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::gets out the Pip Gun:: Come on over, Ayumu

Blu> There we go! Like a nail gun….

Capt Rian Kwai -> This won't hurt a bit. ::staples the Pip on::

LtCmdrRobinson -> (August, listen. your husband is always right, so just go with it)

STSF_BluRox -> (w)Shhhhhh, In a moment, I'm having more fun making her run up and down the steps

Capt Rian Kwai -> <w>Whew, I was worried you couldn't read your own hand writing again.

Blu> <w> No...Just messing with her cause she was late!

 

STSF_BluRox -> Barcode...I mean....Jameson...not Jamieson...oh hell, too many of the same names....Lt Commander Barcode it is....

Jameson Bardolph -> ((whiskey, dammit :P ))

STSF_BluRox -> Stick him Rian, he’s being beligerant

Blu> It think he’ll be confused if anyone actually did call him Whiskey one day!

 

STSF_BluRox -> and Jax...back to you, ok, you can't have Barcode's rank, so you get to just stay Commander, but just noting to the crew you are back to 2XO now that you are back to duty

August Jax Robinson -> ::pokes Will:: take that!

LtCmdrRobinson -> (sooooo..I just need to get her pregnant again so I can be 2xo? gotcha)

Blu> Oh no, what have we started here? Nope, on second thought, I don’t even want to know

Heather Jamieson -> !@#$%^&*() :: Hovering close to Robinson ::

Blu> OH oh….the Jax/Bardolph combo has some competition!

Jameson Bardolph -> !@#$%^&*() :;still flat on his back from having a heavy rock fall on his head::

Blu> Maybe we should consider getting security some helmets?

Apollo -> !@#$%^&*(2) Will... is it just something programmed into your brain to blow things up?

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Will:: You're nuts sometimes you know that?

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Yes, as a matter of fact there is something in his brain....)))

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Will:: You could have set off a chain reaction that destroyed this entire planet...did that even cross your mind

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() The timer was almost expired. So we had 2 choices. Blow it up, or get blown up.

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Will:: And you couldn't give me 30 seconds to just look at the damned thing first

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() Listen folks, I am the explosives expert, I know what I am doing. ::had no idea if that would work or not::

Blu> Oh yea, that makes me feel so much better about it!

Ens Tisa Sen -> !@#$%^&*() ::feels his head around to see if he has any open areas::

Blu> You mean other than that vast empty space?

 

Jameson Bardolph -> @#$%^&*() ::mumbles something uncouth under his breath::

Blu> Oh….my ears!

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Apollo:: Alright...well it looks like the detonator has been disabled

Apollo -> !@#$%^&*(2) You're so incredibly lucky that it didn't trigger some sort of failsafe.

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Apollo:: But the computer system on this thing has been completely destroyed. However...it's been so complexly designed that I'm betting we can still access it's central memory

Apollo -> We should be careful though, it could still be activatable.

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::helps Apollo pick up the debris:: Oh god, that's heavy. Lift with your legs!

Heather Jamieson -> :: Helps with the debris ::

Blu> Geez Apollo, help Ayumu, we wouldn’t want her to break a nail, now would we!?

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Jamieson:: Heather...can you please hand me my engineering kid

Blu> Oh geez, not you too!? Jealous of Jax?

LtCdrJohnson -> ((engineering kid, that's a new one))

Heather Jamieson -> "Kid?" :: blushes :: "I'll get your kit.."

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() ::shakes August a little:: Wakey wakey.

August Jax Robinson -> ::Shook::

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() Right here Doc. She doesn’t take explosions well.

 

Apollo -> What the heck are we going to do with a planet-destroying-doomsday device.

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Apollo:: Simple...we dismantle the key components and make use of them for other things

Blu> Like Toasters!

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() I could think of a few things we could do with it.

Apollo -> ::Mutters about Irresponsible Proginators leaving silly planet-destroying-doomsday devices around for people like Will to find::

Blu> Yes, now THAT is frightening!

LtCdrJohnson -> !@#$%^&*()::to Apollo:: Weapons of mass destruction are often built with things that are useful in everyday life

Blu> Exactly what I just said! Look at all the toasters we can make out of this thing!

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Sees her holding her abdomen::scowls and begins to palpate her abdomen::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Bleeding from large gash on her head, and other lovely things... thanks to Will::

Blu> Please, tell us she’s not pregnant again…

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Swears a Bajoran Oath:: ::nods:: She has internal bleeding. As well as the head wound

Blu> Yea, but at least she isn’t pregnant………that we know of! Right?? Right!!??

Ayumu Kasuga -> I can get you guys back in a flash.

Blu> Que’s music…..Flash….ahahhhhh…Savior of the Universe! Oh wait, you didn’t mean that type of Flash, did you!?

Apollo -> The whole thing should be sent to Starfleet HQ for further study.We wouldn't want this falling into the wrong hands.

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Apollo:: Without that, it will be inoperative

Apollo -> Well Starfleet might want to send a specialist team to work on it. I mean the full mechanism is pretty advanced technology.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::looks at him with sort of a "Really?" kind of look::

Blu> Captain Obvious!

Jameson Bardolph -> Robinson> ::not wanting to be out of the loop:: I think I'll be all right, Chi--::pushes himself up on one elbow and sways a little:: OK, maybe...not quite...

Blu> Now…you look like you’ve been into the Whiskey!

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Apollo:: You remember how Will said he knows how to blow things up...well I know how to take things apart...and put them back together. I used to work on shuttles all the time

Blu> And shuttles and planetary bombs are so similar…..

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::yells over:: Lay down!

Jameson Bardolph -> ::lays down obediently, not that he needs much convincing::::his inner ear is being a bit too active for his liking at the moment::

Blu> Bardolph, you better listen to her, she’ll hurt you if you don’t. Just because she can fix you up later without anyone being able to tell she did.

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Apollo:: Leaving this thing for another starfleet team, that they'll take 10 months to send out here is ridiculously irresponsible

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() ::keeps looking back and forth between the bomb and his wife, unsure which one he likes more::

Blu> OUCH!!! That’s cold…. Like you most likely will be out of the couch from now on…..

Apollo -> I am not sure its irresponsible to allow a team of trained specialists handle it instead of us is exactly irresponsible.

Apollo -> Especially if its inoperable, as you say.

Apollo -> We can simply quarantine it and another crew be here as soon as they can. I mean that's my recommendation anyway.

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() ::stands:: Apollo, Heather. Help evac the rest of the team. Dave and I will stay and play with the bomb.

Jameson Bardolph -> ::doesn't much like the sound of that but figures he's not really in a position to argue the point::

Apollo -> Yes, sir. ::Curtly.::

Apollo -> ::Considers pointing out that at this point, as Chief Science Officer he could claim jurisdiction as it was, technically an artifact, but would simply note it in his report. It wasn’t worth the effort of getting in sparing match with Will::

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Wil:: You're not going to make sure Jax is OK?

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() Once I am sure this thing isn’t going to blow up.

Blu> Oooo, he chose …poorly!

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Will:: It won't :: Here, you can bring that back to the ship and play with it all you want...and then we can have a turn in engineering. This thing is too big to beam up...at least as it is...we're going to have to break it up...and while I agree with Apollo that Starfleet should study it...they can study the key components of it

Apollo -> +Blu+ We're on our way back up. We have two injured crewmen, Lt. Cmdr Bardolph and Commander Jax. I am not entire sure of their status ... Commanders Robinson and Johnson are remaining on the surface to 'play' with the weapon some more.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Did he just say "play" and "weapon" in the same sentence as Robinson?

STSF_BluRox -> @ ::turns to look at Rian:: Perhaps....playing with the weapon, might not be the best thing?

Capt Rian Kwai -> <m>Oh spite. We just stopped it from going off. Now they're down their poking it with a stick.

LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() ::pokes it::

Blu> You just knew, he was going to do that….

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ((is it just me or does simming teach one a lot about the symptoms of concussive head injury?))

Blu> See….simming will make you smart!!August Jax Robinson -> ((I learned mine from Soaps))Capt Rian Kwai -> ((at least on this ship :D))STSF_BluRox -> ((You've read my diagnosis before)Ens Tisa Sen -> (( it is when the player is "Real"))August Jax Robinson -> ((Which explains my Evil twin twist))Capt Rian Kwai -> ((That's amnesia :D))

LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Will:: First you blow something up...now your poking something. You must have been that child who stuck his fingers into ODN conduits right?LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() Maybe ::Climbs in a little:: Oh hey. ::yanks a large part out and chucks it out on the floor:: LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() *Now* it wont be blowing up.LtCdrJohnson -> ::to Will:: Alright...to break this apart, we're going to need your expertise again...but...well...maybe without such forceBlu> Watching Will dismantle the bomb with a sledgehammer approach! Heather Jamieson -> "Can you do me a favor? Can you look into Commander Robinson's head injury I caused? I did the best healing my training prepared me for, but I don't want him to catch the ire of his wife."Ens Tisa Sen -> Well I think he has more issues with the condition of his wife right now LtCmdrRobinson -> !@#$%^&*() +Rep+ Robinson to Bridge. This thing is going to be too large to take back to the ship. I recommend we destroy it from orbit. ::sad sounding::Blu> Only Will, would be sad about destroying a planetary destroying bomb! STSF_BluRox -> (omg, someone tell Barcode to stop flirting with Jax!)LtCmdrRobinson -> (Will needs sleepy time, wife®)Jameson Bardolph -> ((i didn't flirt! :P besides, i have a headache))August Jax Robinson -> ::Bites Will::Blu> I thought that was normally the woman’s excuse? LtCdrJohnson -> Are we going to continue examining the thing next week or are we wrapping this up?STSF_BluRox -> Talk to Kwai, her plot...she won't let me playexcept being little miss head injuryCapt Rian Kwai -> I was thinking we'd wrap this up next week, unless you all still wanted to continue with the mayhem?STSF_BluRox -> I vote for the mayhem! But…..hasn’t' it been 6 months yet? I need some AT lovin....Capt Rian Kwai -> Blu, you make it sound like I won't let you play in my sandboxJameson Bardolph -> ::kicks some of the sand::LtCmdrRobinson -> (you have a standing invitation to join my away team anytime you need some lovin, boss)Blu> You just want to blow me up Will!LtCmdrRobinson -> ;) STSF_BluRox -> Wow, his wife is in danger of dying and Will’s back to flirting with me again. Guess he’s making sure he has a backup plan. LtCdrJohnson -> Hey I'm good with whatever...just so long as Will doesn't blow anything else upSTSF_BluRox -> I'm going to take my ship and go!Capt Rian Kwai -> Any other questions? Ens Tisa Sen -> Nope, won't let ya, I have the final saySTSF_BluRox -> party pooperCapt Rian Kwai -> Before we revert back to pre-school levels. LOLLtCmdrRobinson -> I’m sorry, I can't make that promise Capt Rian Kwai -> I'm gonna send you that "What I learned in Kindergarten" thing if you keep this up. :PJameson Bardolph -> ((rofl))LtCmdrRobinson -> night folks, and injured wife®August Jax Robinson -> Nite person who injured meLtCmdrRobinson -> I didn’t do it, the grenade did.LtCmdrRobinson -> difference. STSF_BluRox -> and the first person that asks TBS, gets a +5 peril roll next simAugust Jax Robinson -> TBS?LtCmdrRobinson -> wow. just wow JaxSTSF_BluRox -> Ok, Jax is our winner August Jax Robinson -> w00tSTSF_BluRox -> +5 to peril rollAugust Jax Robinson -> TBS?STSF_BluRox -> for the next monthAugust Jax Robinson -> TBSSTSF_BluRox -> Ok, scram...Capt Rian Kwai -> Time between simsJameson Bardolph -> she's already got a punctured lungCapt Rian Kwai -> Or a cable networkJameson Bardolph -> what more can you do to her? :PBlu> Do you really have to ask that?LtCmdrRobinson -> just is teasing you now....thats gonna end badlyCapt Rian Kwai -> Depends on what you think it is.Heather Jamieson -> TBS and throw in my other four perilsAugust Jax Robinson -> She can Knock me up againAugust Jax Robinson -> ::Giggles::Jameson Bardolph -> ::wolf-whistles::Heather Jamieson -> :: Switches out Blu's dice for the sake of Pexil on Thursday ::