USS Republic - The Blu Prints 12.27.2010

[STSF_BluRox 0]

LtCmdrRobinson -> Hey, we fail to follow orders all the time on the Republic

LtCmdrRobinson -> Oh, Kbear is not here, that was mainly meant for her :P

LtCmdrRobinson -> Fiona is going to have a good time tonight, I just KNOW it

Blu> Will’s being an ‘instigator’ tonight I see. :: quietly goes and puts on a blast

proof vest::

 

STSF_BluRox -> Captain Kwai is stranded at relatives for the holiday without a computer....Well, they have one, but it's ...after bedtime...lol

August Jax Robinson -> after bedtime!?

Jameson Bardolph -> bedtime isn't for another four hours :)

STSF_BluRox -> (it is at her relatives house...lol)

August Jax Robinson -> they should know better then!

Cmdr Holly -> Yes, so she'll be getting something to eat, learning the ship's specs...and...trying to count her spots to keep busy

Blu> Remember…be careful what you tell us!! Nighty Nighty Kiwi!

 

Joy -> :: Wonders why no one has been thwapped yet... ::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::hides::

STSF_BluRox -> ::thwaps Holly::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Finds Will and thwaps::

Joy -> :: retreats to stellar cartography ::

Blu> Ask and ye may receive!

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Moans/growls at Will::

August Jax Robinson -> this is your fault

Blu> I think we previously established that this was ‘both’ of your fault…. NO more booze at parties for you two.

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::wiping the cold water off the back of his neck, pokes his head over the wall of the fort:: Kasuga> So here's a question for you, lass...how long does one generally spend giving birth?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Uhh, it depends. A few hours, I think? ::grins as well:: You're lucky you won't have to go through with it

Blu> That’s a hell of a thing to ask a girl. Someone help him with pickup lines…. Then again…..maybe not…

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> August®...now, I don’t want you punching any doctors this time, OK?

LtCmdrRobinson -> <<Fiona, you can’t get out of this by pretending to be AFK! or Jax will just hold them in until next week>>

August Jax Robinson -> go find Weber

Fiona Weber -> (Sorry, I actually was AFK)

Fiona Weber -> (wait...)

LtCmdrRobinson -> +Weber+ We have a situation in sickbay that needs your attention.

Elizabet Margrave -> ::monitoring August's vitals:: <Jax> How are those contractions? Happening more frequently?

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::nods at Margrave:: Do your thing, but watch her.

Blu> We brought in a stunt double for Weber to take the punishment from August!

 

Jameson Bardolph -> Gunner/Clone> Hey, lads. Come over here...you're gonna wear yourselves out.

Blu> Barcode!! That was the point of the fort…so they’d go to sleep!

 

Heather Jamieson -> +Joy+ "Where did you go off to?"

Joy -> +Heather+ Do you have a need to know? If you are bearing no snowballs or borg cubes, I might tell.

Blu> It’s a secret!!

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::sees a padd on the table by the door with a note attached reading "BluRox"

STSF_BluRox -> Hmm, wonder what this is? What's this? ::picks it up:: Oh....Kania's...I should take it back...wait..a message.

Blu> Crap….and I was hoping for a gift card! Not a resignation!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> August®, just keep thinking positive thoughts. These are probably going to be our last ones.

Blu> What? Your last positive thoughts, or your last kids?

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::looks up, then over at Flashdance:: How's Jax doing?

James Fenn -> I left before anything could be thrown

Blu> Bright boy…he learns fast.

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Well at least a 50% chance.

August Jax Robinson -> they better be! You are getting fixed

LtCmdrRobinson -> I am NOT getting...that

August Jax Robinson -> ::Winces:: more pain... yes.. you are

LtCmdrRobinson -> Maybe thats something you should take care of on your end...I like my equipment the way it is now.

Blu> I’m staying out of this one….

 

August Jax Robinson ->:: does fancy birth breathing...::: someone... hit him

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse> ::Smacks Will::

August Jax Robinson ->:: Breaths:: nurse, hit him again

Heather Jamieson -> "I did, once.."

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse> ::Thwapps Will::

Blu> Stand-in thwappers!

 

James Fenn -> The borg meatballs were awesome::Grins::

Blu> At least someone appreciates them!

 

August Jax Robinson -> where the heck is Weber!

Blu> Can sort of envision this as a low growling, Linda Blair-esq, head 360 degree spin as she utters this…

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Clone> ::peeing in a corner::

Jameson Bardolph -> to Clone> ::somewhat amused:: Yes. I can see that. Look here, next time you ask someone to take you to the head, you hear?

Blu> ::sigh:: taking after his father I see….. I hope Barcode’s planning on cleaning that up!

 

Joy -> I don't know. I don't seem to be a party person.

Blu> We need to download some new programs for you…..Maybe some salsa dancing!

 

Joy -> Yes. Nice, if not quite as roomy as a Galaxy.

Blu> Hush you…stop yer complaining, it’s an upgrade! Maybe we need to buy you an upgrade package too!

 

August Jax Robinson -> Fiona, do me a Favor... and Fix Will

LtCmdrRobinson -> HEY! Lets deal with your problem first.

Fiona Weber -> ::looks at Will:: We. Talk. Later. Either that, or you get the cat to hire me an obstetrician.

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::nods at Fiona:: We can talk afterwards.

Blu> We're sorry, we're already at our allocated headcount....

 

Joy -> I just wonder if we'll have a chance to use her. We seem to be on a political-military mission. It's a bit of a change... the cat chasing the dog.

Blu> Can you imagine the 'wet dog' smell over there? ::inhales enjoying the wonderful 'new ship smell'!

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: after some silence :: "Who is Apollo?""I thought I asked before.. he seems... oh. "Friendly.."

Blu> Run Apollo!! Someone has a crush!

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::notices, somewhat belatedly, that the snow is soaking through the seat of his uniform trousers::

LtCmdrRobinson -> <hope its not yellow snow>

Jameson Bardolph -> ((not unless your boys have incredible aim and reach :) i'm up on the wall))

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::looks up at Barcode:: Forgot your snow pants?

Jameson Bardolph -> Ayumu> ::grns:: So it would appear. ::hops back off the wall to lean against it instead::

Ayumu Kasuga -> I hate it when that happens. No one likes a wet bottom

Blu> Orders Jameson some Depends....

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner> ::shoots at Barcode with a toy phaser::

Blu> His father is training him to do this for the eventual day that the kid accidentally picks up a real one, and can blame Barcode’s disappearance on a freak accident of childhood…… it’s one way to keep him away from August.

 

Heather Jamieson -> "I was an ensign for so long it feels like until recently.."

Joy -> Are you concerned about rank at this point?

Blu> This is the Republic….don’t get too attached to it…..easy come, easy go….

 

Cmdr Holly -> ::transfers herself to sickbay, and pops up between Fiona and August:: Hey there...how's it going? Admiral was asking......

August Jax Robinson -> ::Looks over at Holly:: Slowly..

Fiona Weber -> ::gives Holly a look:: If you can speed up contractions...

Cmdr Holly -> Electric shock?

Fiona Weber -> ::smirk at Holly, with the "don't tempt me" face::::Holly:: We're doing just fine, and by we, I mean August.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Lets not speed anything up, Holly.

Fiona Weber -> ::vq:: Speak for yourself...

Blu> Don’t you love it when everyone is having so much fun!!

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Hates ice chips::

Blu> Oh sure, but if it were a Sno-cone, everything would be all better.

 

Cmdr Holly -> I'd say it's not visiting hours yet, she looks grouchy....

STSF_BluRox -> ::hmmph:: Well...brought it on herself I suppose....

August Jax Robinson -> <<Weber is grouchy, I am working!>>

 

Elizabet Margrave -> <August> Ok, we're almost there. Now, we need to monitor contractions carefully. Everytime you feel one, I want you to squeeze on his hand for the duration of the contraction

August Jax Robinson -> I can do that ::squeezes::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Sure, punish ME some more. She said when you have a contraction, sweet heart. Not whenever.

Fiona Weber -> It's the least you can do.

LtCmdrRobinson -> No, Im pretty sure I already did the least I could do. That was the fun part

Blu> ::now I will thwap Will!::

 

STSF_BluRox -> "By order of StarFleet Command, the USS Republic-E is hereby ordered to pursue the now AWOL USS Excalibur and take it and it's command staff into custody until such time that the reason's for it's disappearance can be ascertained. Additional charges pending for abandoning a severely damaged ship already in distress, namely the previously mentioned USS Republic-D

Fiona Weber -> (Could we *please* put them in the brig?)

Fiona Weber -> (I'll pay. Literally.)

Fiona Weber -> (Bad dogs are supposed to go to the pound, after all)

Blu> Hmmm, the barter system......

 

Jameson Bardolph -> Gunner/Clone> ::as they tackle/clamber/jump:: Alright, boys, look...my pants are wet and this simulation is getting quite realistically cold.

Blu> I can understand the kids having wet pants, but come on Bardolph…..grow up man…

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::stumbles over to a wall, quite tipsy from all the wine she'd drank::::it's always that way with Christmas parties::

Blu> We did get a designated driver, didn’t we?

James Fenn -> Anything you need LT? Lt. Kasuga?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Wine?

[James Fenn] Maybe some water? If were moving its gonna be game time soon... ::is obviously excited to be heading out on his 1st mission::

Blu> And I think we found our designated driver…..excellent!

 

[Jameson Bardolph] Boys> And what about when your pants get all cold and wet too? ::still completely deadpan, enjoying that he's got their attention and they're sitting still::

[LtCmdrRobinson] Boys> Take em off.

[Jameson Bardolph] That won't help -- you'll still be cold and wet.

Blu> Really, really hopes that Jameson doesn’t take the boys suggestion. It’d be one way to clear that party out fast.

 

[LtCmdrRobinson] ::Trying to be manly and not wince at the pain in his hand::

Blu> Good luck with that…I mean…..what a figure of masculinity you are Will……:is so impressed, and likes not to be shot::

 

[Fiona Weber] Nurse> What are you going to name her!

[August Jax Robinson] ::Looks at Will, once they ask about a name::::Then at the Nurse:: Kate

[LtCmdrRobinson] ::lets August pick the names this time so she cant complain:: Sounds good.

[Fiona Weber] (We still haven't named the clone) (Though I'm sticking with Trigger and going to put it as that in his physical eval and make it official if you don't pick soon. :))

Blu> Actually Will named him Archer. August hates it and refuses to use it.

[August Jax Robinson] ((we still don't know which one is the clone))

Blu> I’m sure both will respond to either…

 

[James Fenn] I’d bet he has a good reason... you don’t become a captain by being crazy do you?

[Cmdr Holly] ((Blu did James!!)) ::runs::

[Ayumu Kasuga] <<Rofl>>

[sTSF_BluRox] ((you're lucky I cant' kick you!))