The Blu Prints 12.20.2010

[STSF_BluRox 0]

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::puts his *Now Important action figure in a glass display case::

James Fenn -> ::Cant decide which uniform to wear... Flash, or Flashdance!::

LtCdrJohnson -> I wonder if the Nyquil accessory that came with my last one is usable with my new one :P

::holding up his duct tape and bubble gum::

Ayumu Kasuga -> Those legwarmers look good on you::straightens her new t-shirt, looking for the nearest Waffle House::

James Fenn -> Sweep the leg! Falcon Punch!

Capt Rian Kwai -> :::thinks that maybe the crew likes their action figures this year::

Blu> LOL, I’m thinking the same!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::gives his wife® some chocolate before she can thwap him::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Thwapps him for being slow on the candy::

Blu> Will, you should have already had it in her hand!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> You only kicked her Fenn...I’ve shot her and tried to kill her with a grenade and bulkhead collapse, lets not start a competition, its bad for Blus health

James Fenn -> Aye Sir. Do i get one attempt per rank?

STSF_BluRox -> NOOOOOO -> Please note Fenn, it said a one time occurrence

LtCmdrRobinson -> Usually you rank up when you do it, actually.

James Fenn -> Oh, like XO status?

LtCmdrRobinson -> No thats only part of the command path. You also have to be mutated into something before you can be XO

James Fenn -> Oh ok ::Takes notes::

Apollo -> Preferably an insect. Isn't that right, spots.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Well, it's better than a crab that pees on people.

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((I had to pee! DROP IT!))

Blu> It’s amazing the things we remember most!

STSF_BluRox -> And look what the cat drug in

STSF_KBear -> OMG APollo

Capt Rian Kwai -> Mr Link. Glad you could join us tonight

Joy -> Sure. All you need is a brand new ship and he shows up.

 

Heather Jamieson -> "I have heard things about stellar cartography on this class of ship."

Joy -> What have you heard? New and different stars?

Blu> And Joy with the zinger!

James Fenn -> ::Is in his new quarters, unloading the last of his possessions:: (M) any deeper in the ship and I'd be in engineering.... Least I’m close to shuttle control...

Blu> if you want deeper, we can put you down by waste reclaimation….

 

Cmdr Holly -> ::ooo, sees her favorite Abarzan::

Blu> Target acquired!! Let’s see if we can make him blush!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> You are driving me crazy already. All of you.

Blu> Payback…….it’s a…..::snickers::

 

Joy -> :: follows Ayumu into holodeck ::

Heather Jamieson -> :: follows Joy into the holodeck ::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Conga conga conga!::

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::hearing the comm, he adjusts his new dress uniform and heads out of his quarters towards a TL::

Jameson Bardolph -> ::running a bit late struggling into the dress uniform, exits his quarters and jogs into one of the turbolifts::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Adjusting her dress uniform::

Blu> Someone’s going to be overdressed! Noobs….Dave should know better! Hmm, unless he’s planning on hitting on the helmswoman…..

 

Joy -> Apollo? What brings you out of hiding?

Apollo -> I've always liked the Holiday party.

Blu> It’s the booze…..be honest!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> It would look kind of bad if the Chiefs of Security and Engineering didnt show up.

Blu> We’d be thinking we’d best be checking the closets again, or baby number 5 might be on the way….

 

STSF_BluRox -> Holly, please see to the Admiral and escort him here

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::takes a seat and watches the group start to assemble::

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Does this uniform make me look fat?

Blu> Don’t answer!! No matter what you say it will be wrong!

 

Admiral Atragon-9 -> ::steps onto the nano-wood platform, holding a bottle of Synth-Champagne::

Admiral Atragon-9 -> ((((naaah, let's make it the real stuff))))

Blu> I knew there was a reason we keep inviting him to stuff here!

 

Cmdr Holly -> You've got it.. :: disappears and reappears with Atragon:: I beamed him right here sir

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((w))See what I mean, she's created a monster. :;shakes her head::

Blu> Kwai’s just jealous cause she’s not as efficient as Holly at the job…

 

Apollo -> ::Joy:: I've been offered a position at Starfleet Science running my own botany lab.

Blu> Has visions of Chekov going..”Botany Bay! Botany Bay!....even though he wasn’t even on the show yet when that episode aired…LOL

 

STSF_BluRox -> Good evening Admiral. So glad you could join us on our little send off

Admiral Atragon-9 -> I wouldn't miss it, Blu. Especially because you had my aide clear my schedule for this

Cmdr Holly -> Well, you see, his computer was pretty easy to talk to, and I just....adjusted it

STSF_BluRox -> Holly! I'm shocked!?

Admiral Atragon-9 -> ::wry smile:: Oh yes, simply Shocked!

STSF_BluRox -> I'm sorry Admiral, I had no idea....

Blu> Ok…maybe I had ‘some idea’……

 

Apollo -> ::Joy:: I prefer my subjects organic and breathing -- no offense of course.

Apollo -> ::Heather, shyly:: Hi. I don't think we've met.

Blu> Watch out Heather….looks like he’s found his next subject…

Apollo -> ::Looks to Heather, again rather shyly:: Oh, I like astrometrics.

Blu> See what I mean……

 

STSF_BluRox -> Anyway, welcome aboard our newly finished, well, mostly finished 'modified' Sovereign class ship

Admiral Atragon-9 -> She's a beauty

STSF_BluRox -> we've got a few extra phaser arrays, a few extra torpedo launchers, some lovely ablative armor....

Blu> Mainly cause we’re still ‘pimpin’ out our ride’…..any last requests, get them in before we leave the base!

Capt Rian Kwai -> In other words, she pulled a lot of strings to get the ship tricked out.

Admiral Atragon-9 -> Just don't scratch the paint

STSF_BluRox -> turns to Kwai: Make a note of that, no paint scratching

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::makes a note of no paint scratching as well, since she was the one that was going to driving::

 

August Jax Robinson -> I was thinking.. ::Glances over::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::oh god she was thinking:: Of what?

August Jax Robinson -> names... we have to think of a few ::Elbows::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Lets just give them numbers, it'll be easier

Blu> For some reason, Thing 1 and Thing 2 really do come to mind!

 

Admiral Atragon-9 -> To the brave and valiant crew of the USS Republic, the Fleet is forever in your debt

Joy -> Oh. Isn't that nice. The fleet will forever be in debt because of us.

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::the fleet is forever in our debt, eh? That'll come in handy later::

LtCdrJohnson -> (whispers)::to Joy:: And you'll live forever...so you'll be able to benefit most from that ::smirks::

Joy -> Forever is a long time.

Blu> Getting a really bad vision of Joy running around in skimpy armor in a Conan movie setting yelling ‘Do you want to live forever?’

 

STSF_BluRox -> While we will miss the USS Republic-D, she served us well for 13 years, we move on to a newer, more modern ship, so that we may also move along with the times, and act in the best interest of the Federation. I give you all, the USS Republic NCC 1371 – E

Blu> ::makes note to have waffles removed from replicator menu’s so as not to remind her of the old ship::

 

Admiral Atragon-9 -> ::smiles and applauds:: Admiral, may you always have the wind at your back - but, uhh, metaphorically speaking. If you really had wind at your back, I'd be concerned about a hull breach.

STSF_BluRox -> ::laughs at Atragon's joke:: Thank you Admiral, always full of such wisdom

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::wonders if Blu's made her famous meatballs::

Blu> We have new ensigns, but of course!

Cmdr Holly -> Fenn, you have to try these!!

James Fenn -> ::Heard his name called and heads that way:: Whats up? er... Commander.

Cmdr Holly -> You have to try the Admiral's special dish

Blu> Never mind the fact that Blu don’t eat meat…..Fish at times, but not red meat..

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> OK...names.

LtCmdrRobinson -> For the clone... Archer?

August Jax Robinson -> ::Makes a face:: What kinda name is that!?

LtCmdrRobinson -> Someone who shoots arrows at people.

August Jax Robinson -> ::Thwapps him::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Archer and Gunner. OK that’s settled. Now girls names.

August Jax Robinson -> I am not going to name him something so silly

LtCmdrRobinson -> Well then you better pick some good girl names for the ones you are carrying or I will decide those too.

 

Joy -> :: Scans the buffet tables to see if anyone put out the traditional can of WD 40. ::

Heather Jamieson -> :: sees a can of 3-in-1 oil off to one side ::

 

Apollo ->::Sees Johnson, feels an urge to look for a paddle, but nods:: Yes. I always do like the Holiday Party.

Blu> Thwap!

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Needs a stronger drink::

Blu> Most people on this ship do by the end of each sim!!

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::sees that look:: No drinks. MOM.

 

Cmdr Holly -> Open the lid...prompting him to the table

James Fenn -> ::realizes something is up:: The meatballs, you say?

Cmdr Holly -> Yes, that tray on the end

James Fenn -> ::Places one on a plate, and notice all the eyes... ::

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION: Another unknowing ensign, opens the lid to the special chaffing dish and an audioclip begins, as the tray of square meatballs is revealed!

Meatballs> :: as he takes one:: We are the Borg Meatballs....you will assimilate us. You will add us to your general collective where we will then become part of your big butt or thighs. Resistance is futile

LtCdrJohnson -> ((((Oh no...not the Borg meatballs again! :) ))))

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::hears those god-awful meatballs:: Still doing that, huh?

James Fenn -> ::Chuckles and figures "what the hell" and takes a bite::

STSF_KBear -> :: grins hearing the meatballs::

STSF_BluRox -> ((rofl, 15 years and always a new ensign to pull that on)

Ayumu Kasuga -> It;s not a Christmas Party without Borg Meatballs assimilating your waistlines and clogging your arteries ::watches Flashdance eat the Republic Meatball::

 

August Jax Robinson -> Hmm... Kate? it is a nickname for a sniper rifle

August Jax Robinson -> and it is still no on Archer

LtCmdrRobinson -> Oh I’ve already decided on yes for Archer. So....yes.

LtCmdrRobinson -> You've been hounding me for WEEKS to pick a name, so I’ve picked one.

August Jax Robinson -> we need to agree on it, and that one I don't. that one will get him teased and picked on

Joy -> :: Wonders if Will and Jax arguing names is going to become yet another perpetual tradition. ::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Uh, you didn’t agree on Gunner when I named him, you were unconscious. Do I need to knock you out?

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::goes to the table:: Each of you will be presented with this lovely new engraved USS Republic-E toaster!! And along with it, a supply of frozen waffles

Capt Rian Kwai -> Leggo my Eggo. :smirks:: To commemorate the old ship.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Oooh. Waffles!

Cmdr Holly -> To go along with that, I am throwing in a supply of frozen French Toast...and ..I believe Captain Kwai has something to add as well!

Capt Rian Kwai -> We seem to have a breakfast item theme to tonight's party. There's a waffle maker by the door for everyone as well.

STSF_BluRox -> And honestly, who doesn’t love waffles!! An excellent gift, thank you Captain Kwai!!

Joy -> :: Looks around for someone gauche enough not to appreciate breakfast and waffles. ::

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((m))Next year, bring out the bacon.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Canadian Bacon?

STSF_BluRox -> Ham

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::not ham::

Blu> Mmmmm Bacon!

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Stands up:: I think I am going to go

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION: As August stands up...she gets a very, very sharp contracton pain and about doubles over, if she could

Blu> Bailing on my parties have their consequences……welcome to yours! ::snickers::

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::grabs his wife® before she falls over:: No Christmas babies! NO, you stop it!

August Jax Robinson -> ::Winces in pain, squeaks in pain::::Thwapps Will:: this is your fault

ACTION: Most definitely the beginnings of labor pains

 

August Jax Robinson -> ((((Wait i can't have a baby with no Doctor here!! ))))

STSF_BluRox -> (let's see....Elizabet Margo, you there?))

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((((Margo we need a DOCTOR!))

elizabet margrave -> Here

STSF_BluRox -> ((excellent, Welcome to the USS Republic, you're being pressed into service, you are now a star fleet medic, please see to Lt Commander Jax, who is going into labor)) (I make my lurkers work...lol)

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Well, she can't stay pregnant forever. :: wincing::

Blu> it’s seemed like it though, hasn’t it?

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::puts her down:: Do you want to have them on the floor here in front of everyone?

Cmdr Holly -> That's Commander Holly to you Ensign, and she's just in labor, she's got time to get to medical, see, there's the medic now. What do men know!?

For that matter, why don’t you go assist them down to medical, so she don't have the thing there on the ice skating pond. It would be embarrassing if she had it and it slid away across the floor right here in front of everyone!

Blu> Uhhmm….Goal?!

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::sighs and turns to Kwai:: It's always something every year, isn’t it?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Aye. That's what keeps things interesting around here.

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::turns around before he leaves:: Bardolph! Watch those two for me, please. ::points at the Spawn and the Clone::

Jameson Bardolph -> ::head snaps up:: Aye, sir. ::glances at the two kids and lets out a low sigh::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner)) ::runs for the Ice pond::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Clone)) ::runs for the bonfire::

Blu> Jameson, make sure you note this on your annual performance review!

 

Cmdr Holly -> : I can do an ice fort...::makes a lovely ice castle complete with slides, and snowball fight arena in it but also enclosed so they cant' get out til we let them

Jameson Bardolph -> : ::still holding both boys by the collar, watches as Holly rapidly constructs the castle:: Cmdr Holly -> : only problem, has now enclosed Bardolph in there with them

August Jax Robinson -> : Clone ::Bites Jameson::

Capt Rian Kwai -> : ::nudges Bardolph:: That'll keep them busy for a bit.

Joy -> : Flattery will get you... stuck.

Jameson Bardolph -> : ::yelp as a pair of sharp teeth sinks into his hand::

STSF_KBear -> : :;snickers at Bordolph getting stuck::

Joy -> : :: Wonders if she should mount a rescue mission. ::

Jameson Bardolph -> : ::lets the boys go as they can now no longer cause any trouble::

Cmdr Holly -> : ::decides entire room needs more snowballs, and creates lovely stacked piles of snowball all strategically placed around the room, room quickly transforming into a giant ice fort, except the food area over by the doors

Blu> Holly's up to something for sure being so...helpful

 

STSF_KBear -> : :: grabs a second and tosses hitting Joy::: ::ducks:: giggling::

LtCdrJohnson -> :ducks!? Where?!

LtCmdrRobinson -> :;no ducks

Ayumu Kasuga -> : ::quack::

Blu> Looks like we need more duck plots!

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> : ::smiles evily, sneaks a snowball and holds it behind her back::

Blu> And she says she’s not typecast…

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> : ::sneaks another ball and high fly lob at Jameson::

Jameson Bardolph -> : ::feeling himself safely ensconced on the wall, leans against the edge of the fort casually in time to take a snowball cleanly in the face from Kwai:: Ackpbthhhh! ::sputters, shaking his head back and forth to clear it of the snow and looking around for the culprit::

Capt Rian Kwai -> : :whips around to see who just got her with the snowball and since Kania is covered, she can't tell who did it.::

Capt Rian Kwai -> : ::when no one is paying attention to her, she throws it, hitting Heather, then acts innocently::

Blu> Yes!! Covert action! Gonna have to watch this XO before she decides to take me out too. Oh wait, she’s already done that! lol

 

STSF_KBear -> : :: grabs another and Tosses it at Holly for good measure::

Cmdr Holly -> : ::snowball passes through her::: Tsk tsk Kawalas....

STSF_KBear -> : ::yells::: Had to try Holly!!

Cmdr Holly -> : ::snaps fingers, and has huge pile of snow slide off roof and bury Kawalas under about 3 ft of snow.

STSF_KBear -> : :: buried in Snow:: HOLLY That wasn’t fair!!

Cmdr Holly -> Who said I had to fight fair?

Blu> And that says it all! Always remember who has the power of ‘Action’ ….lol