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STSF_BluRox

The Blu Prints - Season 19 12.03.2010

The Blu Prints....A sarcastic look back at last week's log in summary!

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Good evening. Commander Holly now, eh?

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::eyeing Holly suspiciously::

Blu> Be afraid'..be very afraid'.

 

Starfleet Command is just now picking up Republic’s renewed request for assistance. Ayumu Kasuga

STSF_BluRox -> Ayumu!! get out of my briefing!

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::climbs off:: Oops, sorry

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::continued repeated communication attempts, hoping that mutt Corizon catches a bad case of fleas::

Joy -> :: wonders if anyone is going to take the canine's name in vain. ::

Blu> Would it really be the first time?

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::was on the bridge, cause he's the XO and important now::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Looks over at Will:: you know you stand funny when you are left in charge up here

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::glares at Robinson, he's supposed to be helping out, not letting things like this happen::

STSF_BluRox -> <omg Will dropped the ball!>

LtCmdrRobinson -> <WAITTTTTTTT!!!!!! Why am I being blamed again? WHY?????>

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::decides to make Will make Fiona go over to the "E" later, he can handle that battle after helping to lose Excalibur earlier::

LtCmdrRobinson -> <<QUIT BLAMING ME!!!! ARGGHHHHH! You're on my list now>>

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((LOL Hey, that's the joy of being an XO. You're blamed for everything))

August Jax Robinson -> ::hides the list on him to make him nuts::

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Join the club ))

Blu> Let the blame game begin!!

 

Joy -> It's good to know when to leave the ship, isn't it?

Heather Jamieson -> :: zooms and enhances the view :: "My delicates did not know when to leave the ship. Look.." :: points ::

Joy -> Oh, dear. Does this mean we're going to have to classify the footage?

Blu> Heather, you shouldn't be drying your delicates through the hull breach..

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Then don't sugar coat it with Starfleet Command, Kasuga. They dropped us off in the middle of nowhere.

Joy -> Technically, Rian, we are 2.56 light years off the exact center of nowhere, but close enough.

But we're still better of here than where they picked us up.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Just because they dropped us off in the right neighborhood does not make it okay for them to not fulfill their orders. What are we supposed to do? Space walk back?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Robinson, you had the bridge. Why in the universe did you not protest this?

Blu> And the blame game continues

Capt Rian Kwai -> <m>Or better yet, get out an push. ::she sighed::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::shrugs:: I wasn't in a position to stop it, it's not like I could have fired on them and made them stay. I don't know what got into them.

Blu> Wait..so all I have to do to not have Will shoot at me, is write USS Excalibur across my forehead?

 

Heather Jamieson -> "Joy, should I feel any better adrift in the alpha quadrant?"

Joy -> I find being in Federation space comforting. Perhaps I'm just old fashioned.

Blu> Impulse isn't adrift, it just feels like it..

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Looks over at Kwai:: would you like me to Thwapp him for you Captain?

Capt Rian Kwai -> That would be most appreciated, Jax.

August Jax Robinson -> ::Thwapps Will::

Blu> Gotta love her command style

 

James Fenn -> @ That and I'm waiting on a rematch, Admiral. ::Grins, and salutes:: Will that be all?

STSF_BluRox -> @ We will have to see about that. For the time being, SF Medical still has me on light duty, and I will be, for some time it seems.

Blu> Did not become an Admiral by not knowing when to stall, nor when not to get my ass kicked again.

 

Heather Jamieson -> "Maybe you are just old." :: held her mouth open :: "Oh.. oh I am so sorry."

"I don't exactly see anything replacing you any time soon."

Joy -> I hope not.

Blu> Waiting for Joy to tap dance on Heather's head

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> <Ayumu, your Canadian is showing.... speak in MP/H>

Blu> When isn't it!?

 

STSF_BluRox -> @ ::smiles watching him go, trying to remember when she was so young and enthusiastic::

Blu> Wow...that was a long time ago!

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Kwai:: Starfleet Command would like you to write a report explaining how and/or you lost your escourt

Capt Rian Kwai -> I didn't lose our escort. They left us. Kind of like dumping a date by sneaking out through the bathroom window.

Blu> In 500 words or less and in triplicate please, explain how your XO lost your escort.

 

Fiona Weber -> ::looking generally cranky, takes a seat along the side::

Blu> She's feeling better

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::glancing at Weber::And what are you doing up here?

Blu> Sitting Captain.

 

Fiona Weber -> They dumped us?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Dumped us like a sack of potatoes.

Blu> Canadian potatoes?

 

Cmdr Holly -> @ Ah, the new guy....Welcome. We'll be arriving shortly. The captain gave you the manifest yes?

Blu> Hey, New guy, until we get another new guy. So, new guy, tell your friends to join, so you're no longer the new guy. But don't tell them that's why they should join, cause they might not like being the 'new guy' either.

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Ahh, our ride is here.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Do we have an ID on that ship?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Ship ID is not in the database, but it is a Starfleet match

Capt Rian Kwai -> Hail them. I want to know exactly who's picking us up. We've all ready had problems with our last escort; I don't want this one to be messing with us again.

Blu> If you don't like the ride, we can go back without you? And yet, not a soul mentioned going to yellow alert..

 

Cmdr Holly -> @ Initiating transmission to view screen>+com+ Well....Hello Spots...good to see you again ::As they see Holly with her flaming red hair, in a full Commander's Uniform.:: Heard you people needed a ride?

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::smirks:: Outstanding.

Holly> Yes, yes I am? And much more sexy that preggo over there:: points to August::

 

Joy -> :: Decides it still wouldn't be smart to give Holly a sassy answer, even if she doesn't eat toast. ::

Holly> Good call there Joy

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> +Holly+ ::standing there a moment with her mouth agape:: What the frell are you doing on another ship?

Holly> Wouldn't you like to know!?

 

Cmdr Holly -> +Republic+ Ah, you mean a sleek, brand new build specifically to accommodate me modified Sovereign class Starship?

Cmdr Holly -> @::winks:: It's perrty, ain't it?

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::wonders if she stole it::

Capt Rian Kwai -> +Holly+ Yes, that's exactly what I mean. You're supposed to remain with Republic, not island hop with whatever ship you find attractive.

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::also thinks Holly stole the ship::

Holly> I'm hurt!! And after I risked myself not only blowing up the OEST, but the wormhole ...bunch of ingrates I work with.

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::wishes Kwai would not try to upset Holly when she has a brand new starship versus our damaged half of one::

Holly> yea, cause it's a long trip on impulse

 

LtCdrJohnson -> ::takes a look at some of the engineering reports of the damage done to the ship, thinking that a re-fit won't be enough::

Blu> Not unless you have a new drive system sitting around somewhere.

 

Heather Jamieson -> (w) "I have not met this Holly."

Joy -> Holly is an AI, a persona that has lurked in our computer since before there was a Republic D

Heather Jamieson -> "I thought there were countermeasures to prevent AI's on starships."

Joy -> She is the reason I advised you to avoid a certain holodeck where she normally lurks. Sometimes

temperamental, but sometimes very useful.

Blu> Yea, but I snuck her back on anyway.

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::can see the really, really nice looking ship drop out; whistles under his breath:: Damn me, lass, who are you?

Blu> Barcode may be distracted from Jax after all.

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::walks into the center of the bridge, crossing her arms:: USS REPUBLIC-D, Please inform your captain and first officer that the USS REPUBLIC-E, will be relieving you of any critically wounded patients, families and non-essential crew members. Have your ops officer coordinate with Ensign James Fenn aboard our ship. Crew quarters will not be assigned for this short hop, as we've to decide who will be reporting aboard this new ship just yet.

Blu> Fenn's making out like gangbusters. Not only did he just join the crew, but he's already gotten to kick the Admiral, and be Acting CSEC of the new ship for 2 days

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Republic-E?

Blu> Yea, the ship finally lost its saving throw. 13 years against my dice was a pretty good run.

 

STSF_BluRox -> My first officer Holly, will assist you as well in the transfer of your personnel

Cmdr Holly -> Yes, finally recognized for what I should be!

STSF_BluRox -> Holly..enough, you knew this was not permanent.

STSF_BluRox -> ::still unhappy with Kwai for breaking her trust, but needs to make amends for Quarks the other day::

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::taking her seat again, frowning, not happy that Holly's running the show at the moment::

Blu> XO Envy.Holly's got a better ship!

 

Fiona Weber -> ::studying the Jamestown::

STSF_BluRox -> <jamestown?>

LtCmdrRobinson -> <Fiona has head trauma, obviously she needs to stay in sickbay for several more months>

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Oh yeah, with the Klingon doctor))

Fiona Weber -> (wait, isn't that the ship helping us?)

Heather Jamieson -> ((lol))

Fiona Weber -> (okay, I'm asleep, sorry)

LtCmdrRobinson -> <way to pay attention Fiona.. ::smacks forehead::>

Ayumu Kasuga -> <Republic-E>

 

STSF_BluRox -> Captain Kwai, one other item.

Capt Rian Kwai -> +BluRox+ Go ahead, Admiral.

STSF_BluRox -> +Kwai+ I would like to formally apologize to you for my behavior in Quarks the other day. I was out of line, and should have kept our disagreement in private.

Cmdr Holly -> ::glaring a bit at Kwai for selling Blu out, knowing Blu is still under medical restrictions for some time::

Capt Rian Kwai -> +BluRox+ I apologize as well. ::nods a little, clenching her jaw::

STSF_BluRox -> :::trying not to let them see her paws behind her back, digging her claws into her palms and slightly drawing blood, but knowing this was the right thing to do for the sake of the crew::

Cmdr Holly -> ::watches Blu:: Hey kitty....don't' hurt yourself ::whispers::

STSF_BluRox -> ::looks over at Holly, had been unaware she was doing that::

Blu> Hates to apologize "for anything", make a note, it don't happen often. Do you get the feeling that neither Blu nor Kwai are too sincere at the moment?

 

Cmdr Holly -> <ah, a ship with holo emitters built throughout, so I can be free and go anywhere!>

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Crap. Holly on the loose. Remind me to disable the one in my room))

Cmdr Holly -> toast!

 

[Capt Rian Kwai] Nice joy guys. So next week - Mars station. We get to decommission the D and move into the E.

Blu> If Holly and I let you that is.

[Capt Rian Kwai] `(job)

[Capt Rian Kwai] ::thwaps the typo monster::

[Joy] I was nice.

[Ayumu Kasuga] We do have a nice Joy

[Capt Rian Kwai] Yes, Joy, you were nice tonight.

 

[LtCmdrRobinson] can we self destruct the D to 'decommission' it?

[August Jax Robinson] ::Thwapps Will::

[Joy] Just don't self destruct the wrong Republic?

[Capt Rian Kwai] We gotta strip it down. Then maybe the Admiral might let you blow it up, Will

[LtCdrJohnson] what is there to take, I mean it's like half a ship

[LtCmdrRobinson] I think I'll just blow it up anyway, soon as you are XO again so YOU get blamed

[Capt Rian Kwai] I'm the CO of the flying waffle. I won't be XO again until Holly gives up that seat.

Holly> Good luck with that Spots!

 

[Fiona Weber] I may or may not be more coherent next week

[Capt Rian Kwai] Hopefully you'll be coherent

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Oh no, now Holly has started providing commentary on the Blu Prints. See what you did now, Blu? Give her an inch, and she takes the whole darn ship.

 

((LOL on the Prints :D ))

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LOL...I know! She's after both our jobs. Thanks for the comments, was wondering if anyone was even bothering with these or if I should just go back to he old summaries instead.

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Fiona Weber -> They dumped us?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Dumped us like a sack of potatoes.

Blu> Canadian potatoes?

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You bet, eh! :D

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OMG Ayumu!! That's absolutely perfect, and exactly what I want to see as a response to these BluPrints!!

 

You just earned 1 'escape incarceration point'. Kwai, make a note of it, he can make one quick get away at a time of his choosing. Void after 6 months.

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