The Blu Prints -- Season 19 - 101122

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The Blu Prints: A sarcastic, irreverent summary of last weeks simlog.

 

STSF_BluRox -> Hopefully, we'll all make it through ok, we didnt' quite tell the other crew

about our difficulties, with wormholes

Capt Rian Kwai -> Well, the one who decided to step on the gas (aka go to warp) in the wormhole isn't at the helm so we'll be okay I think.

Victria -> If we end up stuck in some mirror universe with you, I'm going to bite each and every Republican.

Heather Jamieson -> Nom nom

Cptn Corizon -> I might too.

Fiona Weber -> How barbaric.

Sean Howard -> I'll bring Mreh back to help with the biting.

Victria -> ::bites Fiona.::

Fiona Weber -> Fang removal is a *specialty*.

Victria -> Eww... bitter.

Blu> Plan A> Get through wormhole to prevent biting.

Blu> Plan B> If stuck in wormhole, uhm…….hide.

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> The new guy is going to be here shortly by the way.

Joy -> Has anyone warned him that it isn't too late?

STSF_BluRox -> We're already making the poor guy play an NPC for 2 weeks!

Capt Rian Kwai -> Now, now. Let's not scary him off before he can be shot by Will.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Who am I shooting? ::draws phaser::

Joy -> Or shoot Will. I thought that was an interesting variation on the theme.

Blu> Yea, but anyone shooting Will, will get grabbed by August and put onto babysitting duty. Is it worth it?

 

Sean Howard -> @ :: still watching over the Excalibur's tractor power ::

Blu> Yep…..John Deere!

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::in the Excalibur, eating a bagel::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::replicates another toasted poppy seed bagel with butter and a cup of coffee, moving to a window seat::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::bites into her bagel::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::bites into her bagel, looking at space::

Jameson Bardolph -> ::getting no response from Kasuga, returns his gaze to the windows:

Blu> Glad I found this 2nd line. I thought he had mastered the 40 minute bagel there for a while, that or just ignoring Bardolph. Perhaps she already knows he’s hitting on August and taken?

 

Rue Wydown -> Are you sure this is a wise idea, luv. Leaving the Admiral on that hunk of space junk?

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::sharp look to Wydown:: She'll be fine. And that space junk as you call it is our ship. She might not look like much to you, but she's served us very well. She deserves some respect.

Blu> Yea, she may look like junk right now, but…..she’s our piece of junk!!!

 

Victria -> Dr. Lilty Truman Hello. ::All smiles and chipper-ness as she enters Fiona's private room. She was a bit disappointed it hadn't been padded.::

Blu> Being Corizon’s ship, I’d have assumed the entire Medbay would have been padded by now….

 

Fiona Weber -> ::if she got stranded on some deserted planet with this god-forsaken crew, she would literally commit murder::

Fiona Weber -> (Just to clarify things, I am not "angry much".)

Cptn Corizon -> Lies.

Blu> We love you too Fiona! (and we love when you give us plot ideas like this! )

 

Fae -> * :: Wonders if there is a fine for losing admirals ::

Rue Wydown -> m We loose an Admiral, our reputation is totally screwed. :;frowns::

Blu> Like it hasn’t been already with Dog-Boy?

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Ruh roh. Apollo's here))

Capt Rian Kwai -> Don't worry, she can handle it. You won't lose her.

STSF_BluRox -> !@#$%^&*()_+ See's structural supports let go on part of Deck 5. Holly....quickly...shore that up..

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION: Apollo's quarters are vented to space, and everything is lost.

Apollo -> ::Will be very sad about losing some of his plants, did tuck a few of his more prized books into his bag::

Holly -> !@#$%^&*()_+ It's alright Admiral, it was only Link's quarters....

STSF_BluRox -> !@#$%^&*()_+ Holly, behave....

 

Victria -> Dr. Lilty Truman Well, I don't know how you treat people on your ship, but I find that is quite rude. You must be in a considerable amount of pain if you are that cranky.

Fiona Weber -> ::looks over at Lily:: I may be a patient at the moment, but I would ask you to remember that you are speaking to a Starfleet medical officer who outranks you.

Blu> Wait…I want to use that next time one of the Dr’s has me trapped in medical!!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner and Clone ::running around the biobed, screaming and chasing each other::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Thwapps Will:: Control them

LtCmdrRobinson -> So, after this ::pokes August's® belly:: Are we going to slow down on making them?

August Jax Robinson -> YES!

Blu> Wait…I thought this was totally dependent upon the annual holiday party, where the two of you usually end up drunk in a closet somewhere and…..Oh..shhh, no dirty laundry in front of the Excalibur folks!

August Jax Robinson -> ::hits Will again:: you want more?!

LtCmdrRobinson -> I didn’t want any of them, but I can’t help it if my...stuff...are good swimmers.

Blu> Do note…he said slow down, not stop! And Will….that’s awful! You better want them!

 

Cptn Corizon -> I put on the "Death of the Titanic" song for this

Blu> That hurts Corizon!

 

Rue Wydown -> Aye Captain. ::glances at Kwai before activating a comm to Blu::+Republic+ Excalibur to Republic.

STSF_BluRox -> +Excalibur+ This is Republic...I'm a bit busy at the moment....what can I do for you?

 

Jameson Bardolph -> +Red+ The old girl's kind of going to pieces. ::rather ruefully::

Blu> Hey…leave the Commander out of this….you’re already hitting on August….

 

Victria -> (( People in Medical, slap on a # so I don't miss you ))

STSF_BluRox -> shouldn't medical be wanting the crew to lose weight rather than slapping on a few #'s?

 

Tandaris Admiran -> ::Sean:: What's the most urgent point of failure?

Blu> ::points at Apollo::

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> I'm telling you, she knows what she's doing. Let her be. ::knowing who's probably over there helping Blu, but is hesitant to say so::

Capt Rian Kwai -> Got an open channel, Captain. It's all yours.

Cptn Corizon -> +Republic+ Admiral, it's getting awfully rough. Perhaps now would be a good time for you to get to safety.

Rue Wydown -> I'm not even sure that wee yacht of theirs can get clear if this goes bad. :;frowning::

STSF_BluRox -> +Excalibur+ We're good over here for..one second...Holly....Deck 13 through 15 starboard..

STSF_BluRox -> !@#$%^&*()_+ +Excalibur+ Sorry about that...I'll be good for now, I'll let you know if I need to be pulled out. Thanks for the concern...just get my ship through here please...

Capt Rian Kwai -> Watch the shielding on Republic. She's got it under control. ::winces at Holly's name::

Blu> Hee hee, only Kwai caught that one! Otherwise, it looks like I’m a shield-shifting genius!

 

Victria -> # Nurse Croff Nonsense! If you need assistance, we are happy to help. Excalibur medical staff is TOP NOTCH and CARING. ::She waved her back to the bed and opened her medical tricorder.::

LtCmdrRobinson -> # ::quietly:: We've never had top notch or caring before, we've just had Doctor Weber.

LtCmdrRobinson -> love you, Fiona :D

Fiona Weber -> (I feel it.)

Blu> Recurring theme tonight! Fiona feels the love.

 

Rue Wydown -> We can't seriously be thinking of leaving her over there are we.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Yes, we are. Leave it.

Cptn Corizon -> ::Glances from Wydown to Kwai::

Blu> Cat fight!

 

Cptn Corizon -> ::Straightens his uniform::

Blu> Cause ya know, this is going to help…..

 

Jameson Bardolph -> +Red+ I doubt she'd not leave herself some kind of escape route though. I mean...it's not exactly an "Admiral goes down with the ship" situation...

Jameson Bardolph -> m The ship's already down.

Blu> Yea, I’d prefer it not to be either. (Using my lucky dice to make sure I get through ok!)

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> # Feels like shes been pregnant forever.

Jameson Bardolph -> ((I was about to say...lol))

August Jax Robinson -> # ::Thwapps::

Fiona Weber -> (And what would you know about that, Jameson?)

LtCmdrRobinson -> Bardolph, you dont worry about my Wife®. Im watching you.

Blu> She has been! Something you’re not telling us Whiskey?

Jameson Bardolph -> ((nothing to do with any member of the Robinsons. at the moment))

Blu> Key words…..At the moment!

 

STSF_BluRox -> Computer 2 minute till wormhole terminus

Fae -> I've got 10 minutes at 1/8th impulse, captain. Not eager to shorten it.

STSF_BluRox -> !@#$%^&*()_+ +Excalibur+ We're holding, how much time are you showing we have to maintain....

Fae -> +Blu+ 8 minutes, 16 seconds.

STSF_BluRox -> Computer 2 minute till wormhole terminus

STSF_BluRox -> that's a long 2 minutes Fae

Fae -> Five minutes.

Cptn Corizon -> How much longer?

Fae -> 50 seconds.

Fae -> Ten seconds.

Blu> Joy is a much better timepiece than Fae!

 

STSF_BluRox -> Republic crew, I need you all to give me a number 1-10, that includes Link

STSF_BluRox -> Republic crew, once again please, 1-6

STSF_BluRox -> Republic crew...Number...1-4 please

LtCmdrRobinson -> Blu is going to narrow the dice rolling field until she destroys something, I just know it

Heather Jamieson -> when she gets to her one-sided die

Blu> See, they can be taught…

 

Apollo -> ::Flushes, nearly falls out of his chair::

STSF_BluRox -> Apollo, I hope that chair didnt' have a hole in the center

Ayumu Kasuga -> I almost spilt my drink

 

Joy -> Rough ride. Do you know who the heck they have up on helm?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Seiben?

Joy -> Hope not.

Heather Jamieson -> "I don't know this Seiben. A reputation from the sounds of it.”

Blu> Just worried that Ayumu is training on Seiben’s old computer programs!

 

Victria -> # Nurse Croff ::Holding onto the biobed to keep steady, looking puzzled.:: Didn't you know you were having twins?

August Jax Robinson -> # no.... we have been a little busy

Victria -> # Nurse Croff A little busy making babies, looks like. ::Eyeing the two boys.::

August Jax Robinson -> # ::reaches to Choke the nurse::

 

Rue Wydown -> This wasn't the wisest of ideas, Kwai. Maybe we should have left her behind?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Blu?

Blu> Eeek!

Rue Wydown -> No, the ship, luv.

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> # I think we'll need something for the mood swings again.

Victria -> # Nurse Croff ::Blinks in surprise.:: Hmmm... yes, I would say so.

August Jax Robinson -> # I am NOT having mood swings!!

LtCmdrRobinson -> # You are too

LtCmdrRobinson -> # August®, honey. Focus your anger on me like you usually do.

Blu> I sort of have to go with Will on this one.

 

August Jax Robinson -> # Wait.... it's girls?

August Jax Robinson -> # ::pokes Will:: Girls

LtCmdrRobinson -> # I hope to god they don’t turn out like their mother. I can’t handle 3 of her. I can’t handle one of her, actually.

Victria -> # Nurse Croff Yes. A pair of girls. I can't tell you if they are identical without doing more tests.

Blu> Be nice Will, she’ll make you pay for that remark later.

 

Rue Wydown -> Can we do it again sometime? ::toothy grin:: That was exciting.

Blu> I think I’d rather not, I don’t think the old girl is up to a 2nd trip! (and yes, I meant the ship, not myself!)

 

Cptn Corizon -> ::Glances over at Wydown:: First trip to DS9?

Rue Wydown -> First time for any length of time. Usually been here only for layovers. I hear Quarks is a sight to see.

Cptn Corizon -> ::Grins, fondly::

Blu> Careful Rue, I think he’s about to put the move on ya!

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> # ::eyes the Nurse, mentally putting her on the Shoot list::

Blu> Before or after Bardolph?

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> +Holly+ Spite. I'm on my way. Just keep her from doing something dumb.

Blu> Like I didn’t just already do it!?

 

Apollo -> ::Is feeling very magnanimous:: When was the last time we actually took a leave that wasn't "alright now you have to go save the universe" after three days?

Cptn Corizon -> ::Is feeling very magnanimous:: When was the last time we actually took a leave that wasn't "alright now you have to go save the universe" after three days?

Blu> Multiple personality disorder #1

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> # I think we better stop at 4, August®.

August Jax Robinson -> # YOU think!

August Jax Robinson -> # ::hits him with a bed pan::

Cptn Corizon -> Maybe they should snip your wires, Will?

LtCmdrRobinson -> (( my wires will NOT be snipped))

Fiona Weber -> (Been volunteering to do this for years)

Fiona Weber -> (Neutering is an important skill, been over this)

August Jax Robinson -> ::moves them all out of sickbay:: I can't believe you

LtCmdrRobinson -> You cant believe what?

August Jax Robinson -> Twins... you and your wonder swimmers really like to get the Job done

LtCmdrRobinson -> Yes. ::kisses her:: We do.

LtCmdrRobinson -> My favorite job, actually.

August Jax Robinson -> this is it buddy, no more

LtCmdrRobinson -> No more babies, or no more ..... I hope you are talking about babies.

August Jax Robinson -> I haven't made up my mind yet

Victria -> # Nurse Croff There are ways to prevent pregnancy. Like implants, doses, and... ::She glanced to Will and made scissor motions.::

Cptn Corizon -> ((Telling you Will snip, snip ))

LtCmdrRobinson -> NO SNIP!

Fiona Weber -> (The dog would know all about that.)

August Jax Robinson -> <<With my Luck, they would get to me any way>>

Blu> Poor Will….

 

Blu> Multiple personality disorder #2

Capt Rian Kwai -> +Excalibur+ Attention all crew. Congradulations, we've hit the shoreleave lottery. Rejoice and be happy. We'll be taking a few days of leave here, so please enjoy the sights and please don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Rue Wydown -> What woudln't I do? Well, not a whole heck of a lot. So it's easier to remember that than what I would do ::smirks::

Sean Howard -> (( you always wait till the end of the sim to goof, Rue :) ))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Yep I do, don't I?)

Rue Wydown -> ((:::thwaps the Kwai kid back down::))

Rue Wydown -> ((It's always at the last 10 minutes of the sim. ::shakes her head::))

Blu> Actually she slipped 10 minutes into the sim and nobody caught that one

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Okay. let's clarify...Rue was giving Excalibur time off..but the player got confuzzled by the screens...........again))

STSF_BluRox -> <wait, she gave them leave! I told her to put them on salvage teams....oh this new XO is going to be a handful!>

 

Sean Howard -> :: goes through all the of the shutdown prompts :: Yes, I'm sure I want to shutdown the M/ARA. Do you think I've spent the last two minutes hitting buttons by accident?

Blu> It’s what our engineers do!

 

August Jax Robinson -> # OK grab those kids, I need to go see my ship ::gets to the Lounge and hurries to the Window:::::tries to get a look at the Republic:::Curses::

August Jax Robinson -> it's just... ruined

Blu> You’ve got a week to get it fixed!

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> +Republic+ Attention Republic crew, we'll be reporting to the station and setting up for salvage duty.

Ayumu Kasuga -> I'm not sure what's left to salvage?

Blu> Well….your quarters…..perhaps the door?