The Blu Prints - Edition R101108

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The Blu Prints!! 19th Anniversary Edition

The return of the Blu Prints, an irreverent look at last week’s sim through one liners and quips.

 

admiral (ret) fontana -> ::nice to see that the Republic is still going string

admiral (ret) fontana -> my first ship

Blu> And hence, the typo’s begin…

 

STSF_BluRox -> Admiral Fontana was crucial in keeping our old forum together for many years, and keeping our sims and our ships strong and going well....going!

STSF_BluRox -> And....for anyone wanting to blame him, now’s your chance....he's one of the people that graduated me from the academy

admiral (ret) fontana -> ::nods at blu :: it was a slow week

 

Joy -> Going strong... but alas not warp capable at the moment... :(

Ayumu Kasuga -> half of it is going strong

Ayumu Kasuga -> sort of

Blu> Ok, we’re basically in park

 

admiral (ret) fontana -> I will sit quietly and watch if that’s OK

admiral (ret) fontana -> Of course Blu, I may have some notes

admiral (ret) fontana -> ::looks sternly::

STSF_BluRox -> Now, you see, I'm going to be all nervous now that my mentor is here

admiral (ret) fontana -> Now Blu, I am harmless

admiral (ret) fontana -> ;::notes a stain on Blu's collar, makes a note on his PADD::

 

STSF_BluRox -> Yes, regretfully, we had a small accident where our star drive section, well, was destroyed

Jameson Bardolph -> ::mimes a "BOOM"::

Capt Rian Kwai -> Small accident? Is that what you call a small accident?

Joy -> Well, you can't blame Holly, so it must have been an accident.

 

Fiona Weber -> ::snoring::

STSF_BluRox -> ::continues to grumble:: I've heard farming machinery that makes less noise than that

STSF_BluRox -> How they expect me to get any rest, sitting here listening to Dr. Buzzsaw there

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::heading towards engineering, as he is not doing EVAs atm::

Blu> Barcode’s going to go check on Jax since Will’s outside, and he’s….inside….

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::looking over the directive that Blu has sent her as she heads back up to the bridge;: That might just work. At least it would keep us going for a while longer.

Blu> That or it’s just another harebrained scheme to keep you guys for the week….

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::still trapped in sickbay::

Blu> Help….let me out!

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::assisting with the make-shift soh-lar sail contstruction, having high hopes it can keep us alive. Sounds familiar...

Blu> Careful before you make me invoke the Space cloud Action…

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::cursing at her new XO, bad as her other XO's, every single lousy one of them......

Blu> Well, this is getting off to a great start of working together….

Fiona Weber -> What's wrong? What... did you wake me up?

Blu> Blazes, why on Earth would I do that? It’s the only time you’re not grumbling at us? Well, you so snore..but still…

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> BobO::; What do you want home wrecker?

Jameson Bardolph -> ::slow blink::

August Jax Robinson -> BobO::;::Looks at Bardolph:: Well, what do you want?

Jameson Bardolph -> ::rather bemused by this rather ungracious greeting:: Erm...meant to be lending my assistance to some kind of solar power project, I think.

Blu> I think BobO has a crush on Jax as well. That or they both have a thing for pregnant women.

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::starts sending queries to the bridge figures if they won't let her out of here to aks them, then she'd just start asking from here::

STSF_BluRox -> ((omg, he's in the room 5 minutes, and I have to keep retyping things. I think it's where Kbear originally caught it!))

Ayumu Kasuga -> lol::;::;

STSF_KBear -> LOL::;

August Jax Robinson -> :points:: KB! ::Huggles::

 

STSF_BluRox -> +Kwai+ Status of battery recharge project

Capt Rian Kwai -> +BluRox+ We're working on assignments now, Admiral.

STSF_BluRox -> +kwai+ Estimate on time to completion?

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::covers her commbadge:: Any idea how long it will take you?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Sheesh...she jsut gave this to me like, what, five minutes ago?

STSF_BluRox -> ::is determined to be a thorn in the woman's side for how she's being imprisoned in sickbay::

Capt Rian Kwai -> +BluRox+ It will get done when it gets done. I swear, if you don't stop it, I'm going to make them take your commbadge away. You're supposed to be resting.

STSF_BluRox -> +Kwai+ Are you threatening me Rian?

Capt Rian Kwai -> +BluRox+ Would you just go read a book or something? Quit pestering me so I can get this project going. Sheesh.

STSF_BluRox -> ::swears she's going to have that spotted woman's hide and tack it to the wall"

STSF_BluRox -> ::flattens her ears, rather annoyed now, and cuts the transmission::

Capt Rian Kwai -> Yeah, that wasn't real professional now, was it. ::winces at the fact she lost her temper:

Blu> Hee hee…it’s like on Facebook…the constant poking…

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::nods:: yeah... we just need someone up here to keep an eye on the people outside.. (w) someone sharp

STSF_BluRox -> someone sharp? Well, that leaves out most of the crew::

 

LtCdrJohnson -> +Jax+ Permission to come back inside?

Blu> Not til you’re done with the hull!

 

Fiona Weber -> ::only about 80% coherent::

Blu> So all’s normal?

 

Fiona Weber -> Trust me. I'm the doctor. ::smirks at the overgrown furball:

Blu> Lies…..more like a warden…August Jax Robinson -> BobO::;I didn't dismiss you boy

Jameson Bardolph -> ::stops, slowly turns, looks at BobO::

Blu> Oh oh……

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Klingons in your quarters, eh?

Blu> Like ants at a picnic

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> ((Will, has been especially quiet tonight)

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((will is sick and vomity...is vomity a word?))

Jameson Bardolph -> ((it is now))

Blu> Awww, poor Will. We’ll have Holly send you some toast!

 

Fiona Weber -> And bring me the kitty's too. ::loopy grin, entirely non-cognizant of the fact she's reopening her wounds::

Fiona Weber -> Tell the nice kitty that I can leave.

Blu> It’s a good thing you have a excuse like pain killer…… grrrr

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> BobO::;::Looks at Jax:: Solar? Why don't we just have the crew run on Mouse wheels!

Blu> You know, for exercise, this might be a good idea!

 

Fiona Weber -> But... I'm better! Really! And so are you!

Blu> Look, she said so, let me out!

 

Fiona Weber -> ::sorta twists to look at the Qel, then back to Blu:: Admiral... did you replace me with a Klingon?

STSF_BluRox -> We've had a Klingon before, many years ago.

STSF_BluRox -> Valdus, was a very very strick CMO...

Blu> The Folger’s Crystals of Medical. We’ve replaced Fiona with a Klingon, wanting to see if the temperament is any different….let’s find out…..Nope….Klingon looks like a teddy bear compared to Fiona in the morning.

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((sheesh the typo monster is running rampant through my text tonight).

Blu> It’s JT. And Kania. It’s like the Wonder Twins…..if you combine their typo power, it affects an entire sim!

admiral (ret) fontana -> JTitis strikes again::;::;

STSF_BluRox -> truth!::;

 

Joy -> Take a look out there, Rian. Space is black. You'd need an awful lot of photons to make a power array work, and we're 8 light years from the nearest star.

Blu> Ooh, Joy’s on a first name basis with the Captain!

 

LtCdrJohnson -> DeAngelo::;+Bridge+ Ensign DeAngelo to the Bridge...not sure if the comm is working correctly but I do need to be let inside when you get a minute

Blu> He needs to use the little EVA guys’ room.

 

LtCdrJohnson -> DeAngelo::;+Ayumnu+ Inside...I am currently outside, waiting for someone to open the auxillary entrance to the shuttlebay

Blu> I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that (Hal9000)

 

Fiona Weber -> ::starting to settle in on her pillow::::snuggling the pillow, even, smiling a little in her almost-sleep::

Blu> Crap…someone note the date and time!

Fiona Weber -> ::yawns:: I love kitties. Such a nice kitty.

 

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse::; ::hands Blu a Donut:: relax

STSF_BluRox -> (( this is not the Hood silly, tosses donut!))

 

Fiona Weber -> (Again, I want *you* to lay on your stomach all the time and have fluid buildup in your lungs from a baby alien parasite, and you don't snore!)

August Jax Robinson -> ((Oh Waaaaaah Waaaaah, you carry something once and it is the end of the universe Weber!))

Fiona Weber -> (yours didn't attach itself to your spine, biatch) (but it can be arranged)

August Jax Robinson -> Sissy::;:

Fiona Weber ->(I'm loopy and I have a fun lab set up for all kinds of experiments don't test me!)

Blu> Ok, I’m staying out of this particular cat fight

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::can't ise the ladder! HAHA!::;::;

August Jax Robinson -> ::Enters the cargo area, can can't type either - eyes dart::

Blu> Typos are flying fast and furious tonight

 

Heather Jamieson -> "You'd bury me in a dignified position right?"

Blu> As opposed to what, picking your nose?

 

Heather Jamieson -> "Are you made of a metal alloy?

Heather Jamieson -> "Then we have the keg material..." :: laughs again ::

Joy -> My bone structure is foam titanium. Skin is a hydrocarbon polymer. Lots of positronics.

Blu> And Heather wants to recycle Joy into a keg? They’ve been outside too long!

 

Rue Wydown -> +KBear+::static reply:: Republic shuttle, this is Commander Ruth Wydown, USS Excalibur. We've received your distress call. Please respond.

Rue Wydown -> +KBear+::static reply:: I repeat. Republic shuttle, this is Commander Ruth Wydown, USS Excalibur. We've received your distress call. Please respond.

Rue Wydown -> +Johnson+::static reply:: I repeat. Republic shuttle, this is Commander Ruth Wydown, USS Excalibur. We've received your distress call. Please respond.

STSF_BluRox -> Someone answer the phone!! <meanwhile, our shuttle pilots are on autopilot, and miss the call to help us, leaving us here for the next 13 years>

 

Joy -> << Hey. Remember. That's Corizon's ship. Do you really want to respond? >>

Rue Wydown -> ((Hey now! Be nice or we'll leave the lot of you out there.))

Heather Jamieson -> << wait for another ship? >>

August Jax Robinson -> <<Man, you know how many kids I will have by then!>>

Fiona Weber -> (Nah, we're spaying you)(You've had enough litters)

STSF_BluRox -> <I don't know...Cats and Dogs...this might just be a bad match up>

Jameson Bardolph -> ((Bob Barker reminds you to always spay or neuter your chief engineer.))

Ayumu Kasuga -> <worked on Excal for awhile. They had a kitty XO once>

Fiona Weber -> (Speaking of things that need neutered...)

Joy -> << Don't worry about the Dog. It's the vampire that'll get you. >>

admiral (ret) fontana -> <<now jameson, My great grandfather was a Moyel, so if something needs finxing...>>

admiral (ret) fontana -> <<::snip::>>

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Boy, this is going down hill fast))

admiral (ret) fontana -> <<::refills his popcorn::>>

Blu> Ay yie yie!

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::Pads over to Fiona, and looks ta the Qel:: Be truthful, is she going to survive this?

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse> Depends if she annoys up to much ::Keeps working::

August Jax Robinson -> *us

Blu> Sure, let a typo just totally ruin that comeback

 

Fiona Weber -> ::small, happy snore::

Jameson Bardolph -> ((they're so cute when they're asleep ))

 

admiral (ret) fontana -> <<:;FLIP FLOP FLIP FLOP Flip Flop Flip Flop flip flop...:;>>

Blu> Flip Flops from the past……

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ((rofl, Ayumu...for a moment I read that as meaning that you'd been simming in your car waiting for AAA...))

STSF_BluRox -> I had wanted to do this for our 20th, but we're going to need something sooner, we're going to have to go to 'Enterprise Rent a ship"

STSF_BluRox -> <saw what I did there? lol>

Heather Jamieson -> "We'll pick you up."

Ayumu Kasuga -> <I see what you did there>

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> Ok, so if you've not realized it, we've managed to find a tow. Though Republic doesn't know that yet

Ayumu Kasuga -> Tow truck's coming ::digs around the glove compartment for the AAA card::

August Jax Robinson -> first 3 miles are free

Ayumu Kasuga -> <lol, I don;t have AAA >

STSF_BluRox -> ((That’s cause you’re in Canada eh!)

Ayumu Kasuga -> Does that mean the first 3 miles aren't free?

Rue Wydown -> Do not tell Corizon you just compared his ship to AAA. ROFL

STSF_BluRox -> We've already told Manticore they're a tug boat

STSF_BluRox -> <I have the picture of its CO floating in a little inflatable tug that we named Manticore many years ago at Shoreleave>

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> And JT stopping by really made my night. He was on Republic almost from start in SFOL, nice way get our 19th year going. Trying to get Admiral Ender to stop by soon. Admiral Kraf had actually stopped by a few weeks ago as well...

STSF_BluRox -> Rep’s getting to be a star studded vacation spot!

Joy -> I've heard they are looking at the damage to the hull, and are trying to decide wheather to scrap her.

Blu> ::thwaps Joy:: Just for that, I should just have them grab an old stardrive section, and make ya’ll deal with the nightmare of making the 2 parts work well with each other, and recycle an old ship!