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How do YOU destroy a Reman warbird?

How do YOU destroy a Reman warbird?   2 members have voted

  1. 1. How do YOU destroy a Reman warbird?

    • Blow it up from inside.
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    • Ram it.
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    • Use Martha Stewart.
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    • Other.
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    • Don't care!!
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Well i saw this coming, Martha Stewart the lady we love to hate. lol  :P

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well it makes sense beam her to the warbird and she'll have them re-decorating the bridge and they'll be too busy to notice that they are being fired at and destroyed  :P

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This coming from a half romluan, i tell ya what is this universe coming to anyway??  :P

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I am 100% romulan and now my shipmates are going to think I'm a spy thanks a lot :cry:

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MUahahahaaha. Serves u right.   :P

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you made me cry and then laughed my feelings are truly hurt :cry:

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Well, I'd use Martha Stewart and if she survived I would beam her into the blackness of space!  :P

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I'd then fire quantum torpedoes at her :laugh:

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Romulans are everyone friends Romulans are great its the Klingons and Federation stirring up trouble  :P

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No the horrible music from her show will play than they will show her making what she calls a "reman suprise" which consits of 100 warp cores, 600 gallons of romulan ale, 50 photons torpedo's and a quantum torpedo to taste and than she will say to place into a oven at 5,000 degress and wait a minute before the suprise is done and than the remans would make it because it has romulan ale than BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the reman warbirds is  blown up and martha's clearners on the set will clean up the remains of the ship

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because it has romulan ale and not packed with explosive you're a funny guy voric :laugh: that was a great joke

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No the horrible music from her show will play than they will show her making what she calls a "reman suprise" which consits of 100 warp cores, 600 gallons of romulan ale, 50 photons torpedo's and a quantum torpedo to taste and than she will say to place into a oven at 5,000 degress and wait a minute before the suprise is done and than the remans would make it because it has romulan ale than BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the reman warbirds is  blown up and martha's clearners on the set will clean up the remains of the ship

I really like that plan!!  :nod: Though wouldn't it blow up the ship delivering Martha Stewart?

 

::tries recipe and blows himself up::  :dead:

 

MARTHA STEWART IS THE DEVIL!!!!

(other than Bill Gates)

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Next on Martha Stewart.....

How to make vegitarian dish's of klingons

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lol voric you crack me up you better be telling me jokes at the academy :laugh:

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sounds like martha stewert meets Steven Segal :laugh:

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Next on Martha Stewart.....

How to make vegitarian dish's of klingons

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  

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yeah.......um...........lol?  :D

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next on martha stewart, dishes that make klingons cry   :D

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::tumble weed blows by:: err...Good one tovan....I'd just blow it up by making them listen to Brittney "Im a virgin" spears.  Just like her song she'll drive you crazy.  The Remans would self destruct, believing that death will provide escape from her songs...BUT IT WONT!  :)    :D

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::tumble weed blows by:: err...Good one tovan....I'd just blow it up by making them listen to Brittney "Im a virgin" spears.  Just like her song she'll drive you crazy.  The Remans would self destruct, believing that death will provide escape from her songs...BUT IT WONT!  :)    :D

Good one Travis!! :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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