Pandarian Website

[FredM 0]

Greetings all!

 

Though STSF still does not confirm their existence, information regarding the topic of "Pandarians" has been posted online.

 

You can locate information via the United Federation of Planets Pandarian Alert website. Hope you find it useful. :P

[Grom 0]

The academies thank you.  Perhaps knowing this information will help them recognize the threat that the Pandarians pose to Star Fleet.   :P

[ensign_Stron 0]

Get just what we needed, now theres an "official" excuse to kill off the away team. I only see things in the academy down hill lol  :D    :P    :)

[Travis Kroells 0]

Fred, its stuff like this that makes me want to lead a mutiny on the Reaent...Oh and by and by...Thanks Dac for leting me play the virus that killed every one on the sunday night sim.

[voric_ruler_of_rivendell 0]

yep the evil Pandarians they love to eat me and cadets for some reason and yet we allways let them on our ships so they and eat us man whats the world coming too

 

as you can see with my avatar (from chubbs) it shows a panada but if you look closly theres a human finger in its hand behind the bambo thingy

[FredM 0]

as you can see with my avatar (from chubbs) it shows a panada but if you look closly theres a human finger in its hand behind the bambo thingy

Hey there,

 

That's not a finger...it's a....hum...toothpick. Yes, that's it.  :P

[voric_ruler_of_rivendell 0]

I wonder whats on that toothpick fred a pice of cadet flesh or a CO Flesh :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

[ens_sivok 0]

They have a website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no please no... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ensign_Stron 0]

::shudders:: Ok thats enough information ppl, and besides its probly my poor assistant from the late nite sim on sunday i tried to save him, i swear by my pandarian mother's grave i did......rofl  :P

[STSF Precip 0]

What a laugh! Hmm...well if one has been apprehended..anything is possible!

 

Precip

[Grom 0]

What a laugh! Hmm...well if one has been apprehended..anything is possible!

 

Precip

Hurg? Nah.  He wasn't a criminal...but he did make a nice scapegoat!

[FredM 0]

Hurg? Nah.  He wasn't a criminal...but he did make a nice scapegoat!

Such remarks can neither be confirmed or denied...

[Jenna James 0]

::Thinking to self:: Hmmmm, that panda looks like it ate one

to many cadets. Will have to request, as doctor of the cosmose,

that Fred refrain from feeding it any more cadets, as they seem to

be spicy and cause panda's unset stomachs.  :P    :)    :D

[FredM 0]

::Thinking to self:: Hmmmm, that panda looks like it ate one

to many cadets. Will have to request, as doctor of the cosmose,

that Fred refrain from feeding it any more cadets, as they seem to

be spicy and cause panda's unset stomachs.  :P    :)    :D

Hey there,

 

It's good to know SOMEONE's heart is in the right place! Someone alert the Pandarians not to harm this one.... :)

[voric_ruler_of_rivendell 0]

::Thinking to self:: Hmmmm, that panda looks like it ate one

to many cadets.

Fred refrain from feeding it any more cadets

Poor Poor cadets why do GMs like fred think we reproduce like tribbles. What are you Gms going to do when the Cadet population is exteminated depend on ENS but they only care if they get a promotion. Romulans are too weak to kill a panda and they whould probally allie with them. So tell me GMs whats going to happen when the Cadets are gone are you going to beg for mercy and offer to feed them you Lt commanders.

[FredM 0]

Poor Poor cadets why do GMs like fred think we reproduce like tribbles. What are you Gms going to do when the Cadet population is exteminated depend on ENS but they only care if they get a promotion.

Hey there,

 

That's why every Academy takes place inside a holodeck. :P

[voric_ruler_of_rivendell 0]

::pulls out notepad::

Academy sims are in the holodeck................::thinks to self:: if the sim is in the holodeck than why  do I always die? NOTE TO SELF: GMs must like to see me dead

[ensign_Stron 0]

:note to voric::STOP BEING PARANOID lol anyway i didn't die tonight its a start in the right direction lol  :P

[Kevin C 0]

Thank you for providing us panda food

[Jenna James 0]

Hehe, I may be new, but I still know how to kiss b....hhmm, I mean

I know which side my bread is butterd on.

Anyway, I hope there are some spare cadets somewhere in case the

lecture I gave them dosen't work  :)    

::Is glad she graduated::

[Anika818 0]

I like this guys already...soft, cuddly, and efficient!!!  :)  And the best thing...if I ever meet one (or take one to dinner--my treat  ::D:  ) is that since the academy takes place on a holodeck...I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!  Yipee.........Hooray to the cadets!!!

 

::wondering to herself:: I am sure that with a little skill we could reprogram the holodeck and turn one of those pandarians into a cute teddy bear   :)  You know...just when you think your going to die, a pandarian would kiss you ::): I can see the look on the CO's face now :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

 

::snaps back to reality:: too bad I can't alter programs very well....

[Nemesis 0]

poor poor avita has never had her hand biten of by one or had one eat her so naive

[Grom 0]

I like this guys already...soft, cuddly, and efficient!!!  :)  And the best thing...if I ever meet one (or take one to dinner--my treat  ::D:  ) is that since the academy takes place on a holodeck...I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!  Yipee.........Hooray to the cadets!!!

I believe this is the first to challenge the Pandarians...be afraid...be very afraid.

[Nemesis 0]

Why are the Pandarians being held in the San Diego Zoo isn't that cruel  :D

[NDak 0]

and to think i trusted them with my life    ::D: