Improper use of hands

[Kansas Kenickie 0]

TO: Lieutenant Commander Matthew McFly

 

From: Sergeant Major (SFMC) Ian Kenickie

 

Stardate: 0901.28

 

Subject: Improper use of hands

 

 

 

Mr. McFly

 

 

 

It has come to my attention that you have decided to get involved with my baby sister. As you can guess the thought of someone taking advantage of her makes the hair on my arm stand up. I am writing to inform you that if you lay one finger on her again I will personally take care of you. Since I am a trained Marine I can do this without leaving a mark, although I will admit the thought of breaking every bone in your body brings a smile to my face. I suggest you take my warning to heart and consider your options, more so since I have three other brother that have yet to be informed of your actions. I am sure they will want a piece of the action.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cordially,

 

Ian Kenickie

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sergeant Major Ian Kenickie

Starfleet Marine Corp

Semper Fi