IKC LaKota / QoB log

[STSF_KBear 0]

QobEMH -> 24 Hours have passed on the Station and there have been no incidents.. Our spare wing section is still 2 days away.. Communications have been opened up and we may contact others on our respective homeworlds and such, but remember that we have been listed at Dead due to unknown circumstance.

QobEMH -> questions?

QobEMH -> Begin Sim

QobEMH -> Begin Sim

QobEMH -> Begin Sim

STSF_KBear -> ::after finally getting clearence to step off the QoB, is sitting at a table in their bar drinking a warnog::

QobEMH -> ::enjoying his off time, cooking in the Qob's kitchen as he is not allowed to depart.. ::

Random Perfect -> ::Still in the CO's office::

V'Roy -> <<A Vulcan, a Trill, and some Klingons walk into a bar...>>

V'Roy -> ::walks into the bar::

QobEMH -> ::finishes his latest batch of warrior cookies.. pulls them out of the oven::

Sargh -> Station CO> ::Usually doesn't get this many complaints from the dead::

Random Perfect -> ::Enters the Commande Deck:::

STSF_KBear -> ::takes another drink from the mug::

V'Roy -> The last time we returned from being lost in space it was for a much longer period, and the Federation treated us as heroes. Now we have been declared dead?

Random Perfect -> ::Walks over to the CO's door, hit chime::

Sargh -> Station CO> ::hears the chime:: Come.

STSF_KBear -> ::looks up hearing Vroys voice, then just looks down to her mug once more::

Random Perfect -> ::Enters the Office::

Random Perfect -> ::Smiles:: I have returned

Sargh -> Station CO> ::Looks up:: Ah, you again.

Sargh -> Station CO> So, what can I help you with this time?

Random Perfect -> I want to speak with a JAG Officer

Sargh -> Station CO> ::fidgets nervously:: Ah, one of those? Well, um...

Random Perfect -> yes, I have rights

V'Roy -> ::gets the bartender's attention:: How are your tribble dumplings?

Sargh -> Station CO> Well, that's debateable, seeing as you're dead, but that's not the issue.

Random Perfect -> ::Tosses a PADD onto his desk:: The Dead may have a JAG Officer represnt them for leagel matters

Random Perfect -> it's the law

Sargh -> Station CO> ::Takes out a cigarette:: Yes, but see...like I said, rights aren't the issue.

V'Roy -> <Bartender>They are good, but I must ask how you intend to pay.

Random Perfect -> Then what is it Smokey joe?

V'Roy -> What do you mean?

Sargh -> Station CO> Our last JAG officer tried to press a suit on behalf of someone who was making up some nonsense about secondhand smoke harming his health.

V'Roy -> <Bartender> Word spreads fast on this station. Rumor is all of you are dead and your accounts have been frozen.

Random Perfect -> I don't care.. are you planning on Violating the Laws?

Random Perfect -> ::Takes his smoke and snaps it::

Sargh -> Station CO> ::very slowly puts away the pack of cigarettes:: I hadn't gotten to the end of what I was saying, you know.

QobEMH -> ::after allowing the cookies to cool.. pulls out the new frosting he wanted to try out::

Random Perfect -> Skip to the end, I don't need the whole story..

Sargh -> Station CO> Well, let's just say that he had to be reassigned.

STSF_KBear -> ::snickers at Vroys conversation and then takes another drink of her Warnog:

Sargh -> Station CO> It's important that the station functions properly, after all, and the function of paperwork is to ensure that, not to serve as a means to a person's own goals.

TroNoQ -> ::on station, looking for the Qob crew::

Sargh -> Station CO> So obviously, trying to take me down with a spurious lawsuit could not have been anything but an utter lack of principle.

Random Perfect -> Then his replacement

V'Roy -> <Bartender> I'll spot you your drinks, but I can't serve food without the credits.

Sargh -> Station CO> ...and as a result, there's now no licenced JAG within a parsec of this station.

QobEMH -> ::frosts the cookes and gets the chilled roaches out of the icebox::

Sargh -> Station CO> Besides, I'm not sure if I want to let a potential changeling that close to an important legal officer.

Random Perfect -> The I am going that Parsec to the JAG

Sargh -> Station CO> ::takes out a new cigarette and presses a button on his chair:: +Station XO+ I'll be needing security up here, Number One.

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs::

TroNoQ -> ::heads over to the bar::

Random Perfect -> ::Lifts hands:: Fine I am going back to my quarters

Random Perfect -> ::Exits his office and over to the lift::

QobEMH -> Station XO> +Station CO+ right away sir.

Random Perfect -> ::Steps onto the lift::

QobEMH -> Station XO> ::Notes random's departure, enters the CO's office:: Sir?

Sargh -> Station CO> +Station XO+ Belay that, she's left...have them get the supposed officer who was just in my office.

TroNoQ -> ::looks for Klingons and Feds::

Random Perfect -> crew quarters, section 4b

V'Roy -> Very well, I'll have a Vulcan Ale.

Sargh -> Station CO> ::looks over some forms on his monitor:: She should be in...let's see...4b crew quarters.

QobEMH -> Station XO> ::looks at him:: aye sir.. what is she charged with?

Random Perfect -> ::Steps off the lift::

Random Perfect -> ::Keeps walking::

Sargh -> Station CO> We're not talking about a person here, Number One...we're talking about a dead officer who has done nothing but try to get deeper into our space and come in contact with as many important personnel as possible.

Sargh -> Station CO> Can you blame me for thinking "Changeling"?

QobEMH -> Station XO> we could have here tested sir.

V'Roy -> <Bartender> Serves up V'Roy's drink::

Sargh -> Station CO> ::frowns:: I think the best that can prove is that she has a way around our tests.

Sargh -> Station CO> Think about it. Would a changeling who *could* be caught by our tests be so forward?

 

TroNoQ -> ::heads over to bartender:: Bloodwine!

Sargh -> Station CO> No...she's acting as if she *wants* to be tested. To prove her supposed innocence, that is.

V'Roy -> <Bartender>What is it with all these dead people?

Random Perfect -> ::Steps back onto the lift:: main deck

Random Perfect -> ::Steps off the lift and walk into the bar::

Sargh -> Station CO> For now, pick her up and put her in a cell somewhere where our computer's monitoring functions are offline.

V'Roy -> <Bartender>::serves up the bloodwine:

QobEMH -> Station XO> But sir. we can not detain her unless there is a formal charge against her.

Random Perfect -> ::Sits at the bar::

V'Roy -> You know, this is very suspicious. 4 people who normally don't associate with each other are drawn to the same room.

Sargh -> Station CO> Remember, she's dead. By that logic, we'd have no right to put corpses in coffins if they died without leaving a will.

V'Roy -> You think maybe we're Cylons?

TroNoQ -> ... Cylons?

Random Perfect -> Bartender, blood wine please

V'Roy -> I've been reviewing ancient Earth historical documents.

QobEMH -> Station XO> well, I don't believe that she has committed any crime yet sir..

V'Roy -> <Bartender>::serves more bloodwine::

QobEMH -> Station XO> I could assign someone to maintain visual watch on her..

Random Perfect -> ::Grabs mug, walks over and sits with VanRoy::

QobEMH -> Station XO> to be sure she does not depart.

STSF_KBear -> ::finishes her drink and sits back in her chair thinking to herself::

V'Roy -> So Random, have you been following KBear's instructions?

Random Perfect -> yes

Sargh -> Station CO> ::brushes some tobacco from the broken cigarette off his uniform:: Fine, that will do. But at any sign of trouble, remember what happens to those who hesitate in war.

Random Perfect -> but I have also tried to get home.. we are not allowed to leave the station

V'Roy -> The dicking procedures?

TroNoQ -> ::blinks::

TroNoQ -> Oh...

TroNoQ -> Right right.

QobEMH -> Station XO> aye sir. ::thinks it odd but is a good little xo:: will there be anything else sir?

Random Perfect -> ::Sips drink::

TroNoQ -> You shouldn't tease her about her freudian slips.

Sargh -> Station CO> ::thinks for a second:: I'd like a small craft or two in the air in case any of them try to escape the station. Use a fighter if one is available, or a runabout if there's not.

V'Roy -> Well, we have quite a dilemma. We have the run of the station, but being declared dead limits our options.

Random Perfect -> ::Sniffles:: I just want to go home

V'Roy -> How is Presley coping?

QobEMH -> Station XO> Yes sir. we have a squadron of work bee's that we can attach the tactical pods.. I belive we have one runabout still available..

TroNoQ -> You will be soon, ::smiles at Random::

TroNoQ -> Presley> ::probably off running holoprograms of Kwalus for Jay and val::

V'Roy -> ::sniffs air:: Have you been smoking?

Random Perfect -> He is sulking in our quarters, he wants to return to the ship

Random Perfect -> no that stupid Captain does

Sargh -> Station CO> ::nods:: Make it so.

QobEMH -> Station XO> aye sir. ::departs the co's office::

V'Roy -> You visited the Captain already?

Random Perfect -> my first stop

QobEMH -> ::finishes putting the roaches on the new cookies and plates them::

V'Roy -> Learn anything?

Random Perfect -> I want to go home. not this station

TroNoQ -> Aside from that...

Sargh -> Station CO> ::sighs, leans back, and goes to light up, only to find that his box of cigarettes is empty...which is a pain, as the computer is too health-conscious to let him replicate more::

Random Perfect -> Yes, he is a jerk

Random Perfect -> he smokes, there is no JAG here and they don't have plans for us.. except to stay here

V'Roy -> +CO+Forgive the interruption, sir, but has there been any word on when Starfleet Intelligence will arrive to debrief us?

Sargh -> Station CO> +VR+ I haven't heard anything yet, but tell you what: I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Random Perfect -> (w) I don't think they are coming ::Frowns::

V'Roy -> +CO+There is another issue. Since we have been declared dead all our assets have been frozen. Are there any emergency funds available?

Random Perfect -> ::Smirks::

Sargh -> Station CO> +VR+ Emergency funds? ::chuckles:: There are, but I'm not giving you access to them. Have you tried our bank on level two? I hear they do quick loans with pretty nice rates...

TroNoQ -> Hey, that's worth a shot... ::optimistic::

V'Roy -> <<Nice to know the credit crunch is better>>

Random Perfect -> ::Sips drink::

Random Perfect -> I say we get drunk

TroNoQ -> You could do that.

TroNoQ -> Maybe you'd even end up married.

TroNoQ -> With a kid on the way!

Sargh -> Station Bank> ::has been known to leave people like Capt. Pike if they don't repay their loans with considerable interest::

Random Perfect -> Please only dumb people get drunk and married

V'Roy -> Smart people reverse the order.

TroNoQ -> ::snicker::

Random Perfect -> I am getting money sent to me here ::Sips drink:: Should be here soon

V'Roy -> You have made contact with the outside world?

Random Perfect -> We can send messages now

TroNoQ -> How are we paying for these drinks?

Random Perfect -> the 24 hour wait is over

V'Roy -> I supose it is.

V'Roy -> I suggest we all contact the Ambassadors of our homeworlds, including Qo'nos. Maybe they can put pressure on Starfleet to resolve this mess.

Random Perfect -> I sent 3 to Trill..

V'Roy -> <Bartender>I'm spotting them for now, just don't order food.

TroNoQ -> No gagh?

V'Roy -> Where do you think this is, Red star?

QobEMH -> <1 minute>

V'Roy -> This is a Federation bar. I'm sure they can replicate some but you probably won't like it.

V'Roy -> <Bartender>::nods::

V'Roy -> ::sees KBear in the corner:: I never seen her this quiet.

Random Perfect -> Bartender bring us dinner, I have credits under Strange

QobEMH -> Pause Sim.