IKR LaKota / QoB

[STSF_KBear 0]

Captain Huff -> BEGIN SIM

Captain Huff -> :: oN Bridge, starting to feel a little bit of a pre-battle glow::

V'Roy -> ::somewhere, doing something::

TroNoQ -> ::has bloodwine, will do glorious battle::

Captain Huff -> ::had coffee, needs bloodwine::

Sargh -> ::sits back and looks at the finished formulae for the Sun Crusher reaction:: Well, that should do it...

Captain Huff -> ::watching Htiss homeworld on viewer::

V'Roy -> I will never understand this pre-battle drinking ritual.

Captain Huff -> ::raises eyebrows and looks over::

STSF_KBear -> Sargh make sure your Line up is dead on

Captain Huff -> ::cracks knuckles::

Random Perfect -> ::Looks up from her console::

Captain Huff -> ::has forgotten about the fake-doctor::

Sargh -> ::mouth twitches:: I stand by my work. If I miscalculated, you may fire me into the sun instead.

Random Perfect -> I say we go with plan B

STSF_KBear -> Which is Random?

Captain Huff -> ::shrugs:: Let's get to a safe distance.

Captain Huff -> I prefer to celebrate victory today.

Random Perfect -> Shooting Sargh into the sun

V'Roy -> Firing Sargh into the sun.

Captain Huff -> ::looks at Sargh:: ::sees no problem with him::

STSF_KBear -> <<WB TroNoQ>>

TroNoQ -> (Thanks)

STSF_KBear -> Qo Random

V'Roy -> We might even send TroNoQ after Sargh just to be sure.

Captain Huff -> Quv> ::starts backing off the Qob::

Sargh -> ::glares at V'Roy:: Are you implying that I'd need help in fighting the sun?

Captain Huff -> ::glances a Vanroy and imagines a universe where he can't talk:

STSF_KBear -> Bch If I remmber correctly the HoD relayed that you be the one to give the fire order

Random Perfect -> Vam Roy is very smart today

Captain Huff -> Messner is in a coma. OH... That thing. R---ight.

Random Perfect -> *Van

STSF_KBear -> Random we will follow the orginal plan

Captain Huff -> Sargh, have the weapon verified to... Keep everyone happy.

Captain Huff -> ::looks around the room:: Because your happiness is my happiness... ::big smile::

Sargh -> ::snorts:: Very well. ::starts checking over the calculations::

V'Roy -> Vulcans don't feel happy.

Random Perfect -> I would be happy with Plan B

STSF_KBear -> ::looks to Bch:: You feeling alright? TroNoQ might want to check her over.

Captain Huff -> I could use some bloodwine.

TroNoQ -> ::looks over Bch:: She looks great to me.

TroNoQ -> Bloodwine? ::offers his flask::

STSF_KBear -> Vanroy Get Bch more Bloodwine

Captain Huff -> ::takes it and chugs::

Captain Huff -> Quv> Safe distance, HoD.

V'Roy -> It appears she already has some.

Captain Huff -> ::hands empty flask to TroNoQ:: Qapla.

Sargh -> ::finishes checking over the calculations...the nova's expected exotic radiation yield is a little higher than expected, but the bigger the blast the better...::

Random Perfect -> ::Brings sensors to full:::

TroNoQ -> And to you. ::salutes with it, starts to chug, and finds no bloodwine left -- oh well::

Captain Huff -> ::belches::

TroNoQ -> ::grins::

Random Perfect -> ::Enjoys having the Bridge back to normal with Bch here

Captain Huff -> ::waves hand and grins:: Blow them up.

Random Perfect -> Aye sir

Captain Huff -> Shields.

Random Perfect -> Firing weapon

Captain Huff -> Quv> Bracing for shockwave...

Random Perfect -> ::taps console, launches weapon:: Shields up, weapon launched in 3

Random Perfect -> 2

Random Perfect -> 1

Random Perfect -> Fired

Captain Huff -> Action: Sargh gets to make sound effect of weapon

STSF_KBear -> ::sits back and watches the firing sequence::

Sargh -> Weapon> PZNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFRRUFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Huff -> <<rofl, awesome>>

Captain Huff -> Action: Random gets to give visual effect

V'Roy -> <<Only one vowell?>>

Random Perfect -> View screen> ::Goes white, since it can't process that high of brightness::

Captain Huff -> Action: And after that, Vanroy gets to describe the shockwave, but I hold veto power if it's stupid. :P

Captain Huff -> <<rofl, then BSOD?>>

Captain Huff -> ::squints and shields eyes::

Captain Huff -> Action: Tronoq gets to describe Htiss as it blows up

STSF_KBear -> ::shields eyes::

V'Roy -> ::shockwave originates at star's center and expands outward, pushing star matter out with it::

TroNoQ -> (lol thanks)

TroNoQ -> H'tiss> ::suddenly gleams as if turning to a great metal, then breaks up along every fault on the planet's surface, blasting apart::

Captain Huff -> Gortok> ::liquifies 8 seconds before his consciousness stops functioning::

Sargh -> <<That's got to be a pretty brutal 8 seconds>>

Captain Huff -> <<Awesome!>>

Captain Huff -> Action: Kbear gets to describe shock effect on Qob

STSF_KBear -> QAPLA!!! Victory!!

Random Perfect -> ::eye tears::

Captain Huff -> <<michael! I'm impressed! ::high fives::>>

Captain Huff -> ::grinning and holding on::

Random Perfect -> ::Looks down, not wanting to watch::

Sargh -> ::surreptitiously transfers a backup copy of the weapon schematics to one of his personal research harddrives from the bridge terminal::

STSF_KBear -> ::the Qob Feels the effect of the shock wave and turns the ship in a few circles until QuV gets it straightens out::

Captain Huff -> Action: Viewer filters finally kick in and we get to see the rest of it

TroNoQ -> Oooooooooooooo

Captain Huff -> ::holds on for the ride::

Captain Huff -> Krug> ::throws up::

Sargh -> Marvel> ::Gets an Einstein hairdo from being hit by a packet of exotic radiation::

TroNoQ -> DH> ::loves thrill rides::

Captain Huff -> <<rofl>>

Captain Huff -> <<omg, emh... you got one good log to read, sorry, forgot to wait>>

QobEMH -> <good evening all. It's definatly a full moon tonight>

STSF_KBear -> Sargh report the statis of the H'Tiss planet

V'Roy -> Shockwave>::takes out full moon::

Captain Huff -> Moons> ::go like popcorn::

Sargh -> ::checks sensors and grins:: It's burning in the underworld.

Random Perfect -> Sargh's console> Unable to comply with request

Random Perfect -> Sargh's console> Copy not saved

Sargh -> ::looks back at his console and mutters under his breath:: Blech, accursed electronics...

STSF_KBear -> Bch shall I call the HoDEMH and report to him?

Captain Huff -> ::points to the screen:: There's the status.

Captain Huff -> the what? Oh, that. ::shrugs:: Sure, why not

Random Perfect -> ::Looks down at her console, hating herself::

STSF_KBear -> +QoBEMH+ HoD The deed is done, The planet is histroy

Captain Huff -> Jay and Val> ::in back of bridge, almost hopping::

TroNoQ -> ::grins at Jay and Val:: Good show, kids?

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::nod nod nod::

TroNoQ -> Awesome.

Captain Huff -> ::nods with approval::

TroNoQ -> Bch, permission to go get more bloodwine before I start an analysis of the biomatter in... well, I gues sit's not really an orbit anymore

STSF_KBear -> Maj work Sargh and team

Captain Huff -> Bloodwine, of course.

QobEMH -> +Kbear+ Very good. be sure we record as much data as possible.

Captain Huff -> ::sees no need for analysis, but what the heck::

Sargh -> ::eyeing the starscape smeared with burning debris on the screen:: They will sing songs about us for this one, both in this galaxy and on Quo'nos.

Captain Huff -> That they will.

Random Perfect -> Please, leave me out of the song

STSF_KBear -> +HoD EMH+ It is being done HoD

V'Roy -> Nightmarish songs.

TroNoQ -> May I take your sons and get them some bloodwine? (how hold are they now?)

STSF_KBear -> <<well past old enough if Im right::

QobEMH -> ::begins to write a report on the mission::

Captain Huff -> <<quite legal, have been drinking forever now>>

Sargh -> ::looks at Random:: How could they leave you out? This victory came as a result of your idea!

V'Roy -> <<Do Klingons have a legal drinking age?>>

Captain Huff -> <<book is upstairs, lol, i'm guessing 17ish>>

STSF_KBear -> <<nope>>

QobEMH -> <old enough to hunt. old enough to drink>

Captain Huff -> ::helps roll the barrel to the middle of the bridge after it's delivered::

Captain Huff -> <<rofl, yep>>

TroNoQ -> (Okay, I'll brb... I'm heading downstairs to see if there's some sort of orange juice in the vending machine. I'm tired of tomato juice)

Captain Huff -> <<we were going to log the rites, but were too lazy to look up the ages>>

STSF_KBear -> <<OK>>

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs::

Rook -> <<random wave>>

QobEMH -> ::pulls up a visual of the outside of the ship.. grins at the carnage::

Captain Huff -> ::pries the lid off the barrel and dips a mug in::

STSF_KBear -> ::walks up and pats Random on the back:: Maj work and Idea

V'Roy -> Before we get too carried away, what should we do with our H'tiss prisoners? They no longer have a home to send them to.

Captain Huff -> Kill them.

Sargh -> Weren't we going to bring them with us for further study?

Captain Huff -> What for?

V'Roy -> Do we intend on coming back here?

Random Perfect -> ::Looks up at KB:: Yes, the death of Millions feels great ::Sounds sad::

STSF_KBear -> Qo Why should we?

Captain Huff -> ::shrugs:: Do what you want with them. I'm sure there are Htiss surviving on ships and other planets.

Sargh -> If we study them further, we will be able to know their weaknesses better...

STSF_KBear -> ::grins:: Random you should be used to this by now

Sargh -> That way, when we finally return to complete our conquest of this galaxy, we will be more efficient.

Captain Huff -> Whatever you want. ::drains mug::

V'Roy -> We just destroyed their home systems. I think their weaknesses are rather apparent.

Random Perfect -> I am not, I feel sick

Sargh -> ::grins:: Excellent.

Captain Huff -> ::to Quv:: Standard mapping pattern. Keep shields up. The... survivors will not be happy when they return "home".

Random Perfect -> ::Fills coffee mug with bloodwine, drinks::

STSF_KBear -> Go to MRF TroNoQ

V'Roy -> Mapping pattern? We just took out the local lamdmarks.

STSF_KBear -> will treat you Random

TroNoQ -> (Mmmm. Orange juice AND lemonade. Is there such a thing as a vodka sour?)

Random Perfect -> treat me?

Captain Huff -> <<let us know>>

TroNoQ -> (We will soon find out)

STSF_KBear -> You said you fell sick

Captain Huff -> Quv> ::happy to have work::

V'Roy -> <<So in one night we invent a star-destroying weapon and a vodka sour.>>

TroNoQ -> So are we killing the H'tiss?

Random Perfect -> ::drinks more::

QobEMH -> ::exits onto the MeH::

Captain Huff -> No no, they want to study them, or someething

TroNoQ -> (Hell no, we invented the star destroyer last week)

STSF_KBear -> ::grabs a mug and dips it in the wine::

Captain Huff -> Jay and Val> ::half drunk, tolerance not that great::

STSF_KBear -> ::offers it to the HoD as he enters::

QobEMH -> I see the celebration has begun.

TroNoQ -> (And if you want real ingenuity, I invented the Campfire Whiskey Sour)

STSF_KBear -> Drink for victory HoD?

TroNoQ -> (When you're out of lemonade and drunk enough, go for lime-gatorade)

Captain Huff -> ::sees the fake-doctor and hand enter the bridge::

V'Roy -> <<Ironic, since we never see the Star Destroyers actually destroying stars.>>

QobEMH -> ::looks at Kbear.. grins :: Got a Mop?

TroNoQ -> (I swear it tastes like a whiskey sour if you already have a six-pack of Mike's Hard Berries in you)

STSF_KBear -> <<LOL TroNoQ ??

Captain Huff -> <<those days are over for me>>

STSF_KBear -> >>

V'Roy -> We destroyed the star to cover our escape to Guild territory. I suggest we do that.

TroNoQ -> (Hey, I'd be having mojitos right now if Bacardi wasn't twice the price of Smirnoff)

Random Perfect -> ::refills Mug::

Captain Huff -> <<naw, i just can't handle hard alcohol no more - im a wimp now>>

QobEMH -> Indeed.. Do as the Science officer suggests.. Plot our course and engage..

TroNoQ -> (Hard liquor is the most cost-effective manner of slovenly intoxication. :P )

Captain Huff -> <<that it is>>

STSF_KBear -> Drink HoD, Drink fr victory

QobEMH -> well this floor could use a little cleaning.. ::takes the mug and takes a swig::

TroNoQ -> ::dips his funnel/thermos into the wine::

QobEMH -> ::the liquid quickly passes through the hologram and onto the floor, making a slightly cleaner spot than before::

TroNoQ -> (er... flask, not funnel)

V'Roy -> Our Science Officer made a suggestion?

STSF_KBear -> ::laughs a hearty laugh at the HoDs drinking::

Random Perfect -> ::Sips mug::

Random Perfect -> I didn't

Sargh -> ::unfolds collapsible mug from a compartment in his armor and fills it with bloodwine::

TroNoQ -> ::chugs, hell with human-klike "sipping"

V'Roy -> ::looks at EMH: Drinking problem?

STSF_KBear -> ::calls to Quv:: move us towards home

QobEMH -> Yea.. it passes right through me.. go find a mop...

QobEMH -> ::walks up to the big chair::

TroNoQ -> I pity you, EMH/

TroNoQ -> You lack the fin in life

TroNoQ -> fun

Captain Huff -> ::decides to head to the mrf to check on coma-messner::

STSF_KBear -> <<WB again TroNoQ >>

TroNoQ -> thanks

QobEMH -> ::smiles:: ah but there are always the spoils of war.. speaking of.. are our passengers secure and separated by gender?

STSF_KBear -> ::listens for the EMHs next order::

V'Roy -> All we have are males.

STSF_KBear -> Are you Sure VanRoyoy

QobEMH -> We did not collect any females?

TroNoQ -> (Jesus Christ, I hate Vista and/or Firefox 3)

TroNoQ -> Collect female what?

TroNoQ -> H'tiss?

V'Roy -> Come to think of it, I don't think we ever encountered a female H'tiss.

TroNoQ -> If we did, they're already in my quarters as spoils of war...

TroNoQ -> Personally I think we should take the prisoners back to QoNoS and hold a grand triumph.

QobEMH -> Surely they breed somehow. ::looks at tronoq:: Did you not study them?

TroNoQ -> You know, like you beloved humans' Roman emperors did

V'Roy -> ::looks at TroNoQ:: You would do a H'tiss?

TroNoQ -> Hon, I'd do anything

TroNoQ -> I'm sure you can empathize. ::grin::

V'Roy -> Even Kirk or Riker wouldn't go there.

TroNoQ -> I never claimed to be that repressed.

TroNoQ -> So.

Random Perfect -> ::Shakes head::

TroNoQ -> Your order, Bch? To kill or to parade?

QobEMH -> YOU.. ::pointing at tronoq:: go scan the prisioners again..

QobEMH -> and make sure they are secure in the holding cells..

TroNoQ -> If there are females, can I scan them, too? ::toothy grins:

V'Roy -> A H'tiss Pride parade?

TroNoQ -> Aye.

TroNoQ -> No, a H'Tiss slaughter parade

TroNoQ -> Do I look like I'm toting rainbow flags for those heinous fools?

QobEMH -> You. ::points at random:: take a weapon and make sure he behaves.. shot him if the prisoner count is off.

TroNoQ -> "Happy H'Tiss!"

Captain Huff -> ::is off bridge::

QobEMH -> ::walks over and leans to whisper to random:: Just don't kill him.. not yet.

V'Roy -> No, but I do wish you would make up your mind. First you want to eat them now you want to mate with them.

TroNoQ -> Good Kahless.

Captain Huff -> <<rofl, rainbow flag>>

TroNoQ -> Next thing I'll know I'll be singing "It's OK 2 B H'Tiss!"

TroNoQ -> ::shakes head, makes way to lift:

Sargh -> Are those things necessarily incompatible?

TroNoQ -> I don't know what you really think of me. I really don't.

STSF_KBear -> ::grins at the HODs comments::

TroNoQ -> ::motions over Random:: Come on, Commander. ::grin::

Random Perfect -> ::Grabs a phaser and follows him:: lets go

Random Perfect -> don't smile at me

QobEMH -> Pause sim>