IRK QoB /Lakota

[STSF_KBear 0]

Captain Huff -> alright, keep those happy thoughts and have a good week

Random Perfect -> Pencil in your planner

Sarvek -> night guys

V'Roy -> You mean there is more fighting on the Hood?

Cmdr Root -> Night Hood!

STSF Seiben -> Night!

TMir -> Nitol

doug.t -> nighhters all

LtCmdrKresh -> so going to mess this guy up

V'Roy -> I can never pencil anything into my planner. I have one of those electronic ones.

LtCmdrKresh -> and i'm sure, if security knows what's good for them...they'll turn and look the other way

V'Roy -> But if security knew what was good for them then why are in they security? The survival rate isn't very high.

Random Perfect -> My Hero!

Random Perfect -> ::Huggles Kreshie::

LtCmdrKresh -> I'm still too old for you girlie....sorry

Random Perfect -> I don't mind

LtCmdrKresh -> Well, later...letting the bumpheads have their room

Random Perfect -> You shouldn't

LtCmdrKresh -> Later, will try to make it next week, may be a bit late,

V'Roy -> Some of us have smooth heads.

QobEMH -> and pointy ears

V'Roy -> and funny eyebrows

QobEMH -> And we're all damn ugly =0P

V'Roy -> and haircuts that look like Moe from The Three Stooges

Random Perfect -> I am only Ugly when i am Pink

QobEMH -> how about blue?

Random Perfect -> .

Random Perfect -> no no only pink as far as I know... unless when enter a Blue universe

TroNoQ -> Or green

TroNoQ -> Or purple. :D

QobEMH -> well if you see yourself blue.. just remember to breath

V'Roy -> I thought the blue universe only affected Bizarro.

V'Roy -> Never mind, that was blue Kryptonite.

Random Perfect -> I thought it was Gold

QobEMH -> too old for me to remember

V'Roy -> I hate to tell you guys this, but the energy barrier that borders the Milky Way, which we must pass through if we ever want to get home, is pink.

QobEMH -> only to our visual spectrum.

Random Perfect -> :P

Random Perfect -> *)

QobEMH -> Alright.. Last week we <you> were discussing how to defeat the Htiss.. Shall we start from there as I didnt see any logs forwarding the plot.

V'Roy -> My idea was a commando raid.

QobEMH -> So lets get started while Huff takes a little walk with the pet or something. She better Bring back fresh doughnuts.

Captain Huff -> i'm here...

QobEMH -> Lets Roll. Begin Sim.

QobEMH -> Begin Sim.

Captain Huff -> ::has temporarily scared the Sons into behaving for a little while::

Captain Huff -> ::heads to quarters and drops to sleep on the slab::

KBear -> ::sitting in the center chair awaiting the EMH to find its way to the bridge::

V'Roy -> Random, is it me or is there something inherently wrong with a Captain who is also an EMH?

QobEMH -> EMH> ::having problems with the remote::

Random Perfect -> ::Looks at VR:: very wrong.. what if there is a Power outage or computer failure?

KBear -> Vroy If I am not mistaken our orders are to return to Qronos with the EMH as HoD until we return

V'Roy -> <<The EMH has himself on "pause">>

Captain Huff -> <<we're still in htiss space, right?>>

KBear -> <<yes>>

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Plays with the Gravity in the Holdind chamber, Off watch them float, on watch them drop::

QobEMH -> <ok. I could see that as having a problem with the remote.. should have studied which button to push>

V'Roy -> More basic than that. The EMH is a medical doctor. That means he is subject to the Hipocratic Oath. Do no harm and all that.

Random Perfect -> ::Growls:: I didn't think of that!

TroNoQ -> ::MRF::

V'Roy -> What this means is we have a pacifist in charge of a Klingon ship.

QobEMH -> Thing> ::having left the MeH, padding down the hallway::

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Cackles with Joy::

KBear -> Lets complete what we need to do to get away and get back to Qronos

Captain Huff -> Presley> ::doesn't know yet that his favorite "calender" program has security locked access now::

V'Roy -> Has my plan been presented to it yet?

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Still has his Cheerleader Bch Program::

KBear -> ::glares at Vroy:: Do you see IT on the meH??

Random Perfect -> Which Plan?

V'Roy -> The commando strike.

Random Perfect -> ::Rolls eyes:: you are a Vulcan!

KBear -> If you wish to do the presentation yourself go to MRF and propose it.

V'Roy -> Not all Vulcans are pacifists.

V'Roy -> Were that the case there would be no Vulcans in Starfleet.

KBear -> Vroy stop waiting time and GO!

V'Roy -> Very well. ::heads for MEH::

KBear -> Before we take another hit from the H'Tiss for revenge

Random Perfect -> and why don't we just leave?

Random Perfect -> Run

KBear -> Every time we leave we end up taking a hit by that weapon of theirs, Something needs to be done about it.

Sargh -> ::leaning back in a seat:: Not to mention, running without defeating them first would be cowardly.

V'Roy -> <<What weapon?>>

KBear -> ::nods to sargh::

QobEMH -> Thing> ::enters MRF::

Captain Huff -> <<::getting caught up in pm's.:: cool...>>

Random Perfect -> I don't mind being a coward if it means living

Sargh -> I would rather die.

Random Perfect -> go for it

KBear -> +TroNoQ+ K Walus to Qel Statis of the EMH

V'Roy -> ::arrives at EMH::

TroNoQ -> +KBear+ He should be ready to go online soon

Captain Huff -> Action: We're a long way from Barge of the Dead... If you die here, you go to Pinkverse

Captain Huff -> Action: Get us back to QonoS, then you can die! ;)

V'Roy -> :er, make that MEH::

Sargh -> It is not a good day for it.

Sargh -> Too cloudy, for one...

KBear -> <<LOL Vroy you mean MRF>

V'Roy -> <<Yeah>>

Sargh -> Besides, do you not want to give this galaxy a chance at peace and justice before we leave it?

V'Roy -> <<Huff - You are the only one who doesn't like the Pink universe.>>

QobEMH -> Thing> ::moves out of VR's way::

KBear -> Or we could just concore the entire place Which I know you would also be against

Random Perfect -> ::Loved being Pink... VR was mute::

Captain Huff -> I<<I know, i'm in denial - i worked so hard to make it crappy for you all, and you losers liked it!>>h

Random Perfect -> We can just blow the planet up, lets do that! shall we?

V'Roy -> <<Hey, for a while you all suspected I was the father of KBear's love child.>>

Random Perfect -> <<That was the best part!>>

TroNoQ -> (You were of one, right?)

KBear -> Random, Im shocked :: grinning:: Your turning more and more Klingon.

Random Perfect -> ::Smirks::

Sargh -> ::nodding:: A decisive strike against the enemy capital...

Captain Huff -> <<i hope i made the babies ugly>>

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Tries to figure out how to turn the air off::

V'Roy -> <<Given that Koralev was the father I'm pretty sure of it.>>

Captain Huff -> Jay and Val> ::going through the holodeck programs they're not locked out of::

KBear -> <<naaaa cute little tike>>

Captain Huff -> Jay> What the hell is a "kayak"?

Captain Huff -> Val> Maybe it's a weapon??

Random Perfect -> Hey What are we going to do with the group in the Brig?

V'Roy -> Computer, activate the... it. Activate it.

KBear -> Space them?

Captain Huff -> Jay> Ohhh... weapons are good!

TroNoQ -> ::waits with baited breath::

KBear -> Allow TroNoQ his fun with them?

V'Roy -> TroNoQ, what are we calling this thing anyway?

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::enter the program and look at the stream:: Where is it?

Random Perfect -> I think he has eatten enough of them

QobEMH -> EMH> ::shimmers in:: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Captain Huff -> Val> ::shrugs:: Computer, where is the... Kiyuk?

V'Roy -> Are you the Doctor or the Captain?

Captain Huff -> Putah> Three meters in front of you.

Random Perfect -> ::Sips coffee::

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::look at the plastic boat in front of them, in silence::

Captain Huff -> Jay> This sucks.

QobEMH -> EMH> ::remembers and huffs:: apparenly the captain as there seems to be no emergency here..

TroNoQ -> (LOL)

Captain Huff -> Val> Yeah.

TroNoQ -> Thing?

TroNoQ -> The EMH?

TroNoQ -> Captain-E?

Captain Huff -> Bch> ::snoring::

V'Roy -> Then perhaps this is a conversation we should have in the MeH Ready Room.

QobEMH -> EMH> Perhaps you would use me in a proper fashion once I'm done here.. a medical emergency would seem to be rare here.

QobEMH -> Thing> ::moves over to Tronoq's foot::

Captain Huff -> <<oh hell, no frikin 'ready room">>

TroNoQ -> Thing!

KBear -> Random how do you propose us distroying the planet

QobEMH -> EMH> Alright.. where is that remote for the portable projector?

Captain Huff -> Val> ::sits on a log:: Is there ANY way we can... maybe transfer some characters to a dumb program like this that we have access to?

V'Roy -> Since you have been given command authority while being bound by the Hipocratic Oath there is some debate on what the pro[er fashion is for you.

V'Roy -> ::grabs the remote::

Captain Huff -> Jay> Oh... Miss March...

KBear -> ::sits back curious as to Randoms method::

Captain Huff -> Val> Oh.... yeah.

Captain Huff -> <<emh is Klingon... do they have a Hyp oath??>>

QobEMH -> EMH> ::looks at V'roy:: Sometimes you need to kill small parasitic organisms to keep the patient alive.. ::opens hand for remote:: Just like this Vessel..

QobEMH -> <EMH is fed emh>

KBear -> <<dont think so>>

Random Perfect -> We can send a Nuclar based Torp

V'Roy -> <<EMH would have to be Fed. Klingons don't even have doctors.>>

KBear -> <<Thats right Only made Klingon when attached to Thing long ago.>>

Captain Huff -> <<huh? okay, thought we had modified it way back when, but fed is fine>>

Random Perfect -> Send it into the sun on a timer, once we are far enough away.. Boooooom ::Spreads hands wide

QobEMH -> <Qobemh is klingon hybrid. >

Sargh -> ::nodding:: With the proper configuration, we could start a chain reaction to send the sun's fusion processes out of control...

QobEMH -> Thing> ::looks up at Tronoq.. then over to the EMH projection::

V'Roy -> <<OMG! Qob is a smooth-foreheaded Klingon!>>

KBear -> ::looks to sargh:: Will that work?

Captain Huff -> <<right, it was modified with kling 'tude>>

Captain Huff -> <<no, it looks klingon tho, right?>>

Random Perfect -> ::Makes a face:: I am head of Science, I know what Will work

QobEMH -> <it does>

QobEMH -> <Qobemh>

Sargh -> ::looks at Kwalus:: I can make it work.

V'Roy -> Very well. Let's proceed to the MeH.

Random Perfect -> Just because I don't eat brains doesn't mean I don't know

Captain Huff -> Jay> ::plinking with holodeck controls::

Captain Huff -> Jay> ::curses::

KBear -> Then let us all go to MRF and apeak to the HoDEMH

Captain Huff -> Val> What?

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Stops in the arch way::

QobEMH -> EMH> ::hand still out:: The remote ...

Captain Huff -> Jay> She's locked us out completely...

Random Perfect -> Wait! I didn't say I wanted to do it, just that is *how* i would!

Captain Huff -> Val> ::curses::

KBear -> ::leaves skleleton crew on meH::

V'Roy -> ::hands it the remote::

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs, follows::

Captain Huff -> Val> You want to float in the crappy boat?

Captain Huff -> Jay> No.

Captain Huff -> Val> Yeah. ::lies back on grass::

QobEMH -> EMH> ::controlls remote to make the projector move out the MRF doors.. follows:: Let us proceed.

Sargh -> ::following to the MRF...the skeleton crew is just too skeletal to hang out with::

V'Roy -> ::wonders what will happen should that remote run out of batteries::

KBear -> It was your thought ::enters the lift:: MRF!!

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::lie on the grass looking at the clear blue sky and sulk::

QobEMH -> Thing> ::confused.. looks back at tronoq::

TroNoQ -> ::looking at thing::

QobEMH -> EMH> ::departs MRF. ::

Sargh -> ::follows into the lift:: And a fine one, as well...very warriorlike.

QobEMH -> Thing> ::notes EMH's ability to walk down the hallway.. darts after it.

Random Perfect -> ::Crosses her arms:: I protest

QobEMH -> Thing> ::exits MRF::

KBear -> You protest yet you gave the idea?

Random Perfect -> I still protest!

QobEMH -> Thing> ::scans the hallway.. spots the machine containing the holo projector.. darts towards it.. ::

KBear -> ::as the lift stops does not allow the doors to open just yet:: Explain!]

Random Perfect -> I don't think we should kill innocent people

QobEMH -> Thing> ::jumps and attacks the Holoprojector... angry that it has taken it's friend/family away from it. ::

TroNoQ -> ::giggles, following EMH::

QobEMH -> Thing> ::injects nanites while tearing apart the projector::

KBear -> Our orders were to complete what we had here and return to Qronos. Thats what I plan on doing.

V'Roy -> ::sees the EMH image being taken out by Thing::

Captain Huff -> <<fork it once or twice too, for good measure>>

QobEMH -> EMH> ::notes thing:: No! the borg hand.. Cease and Desist.. Stop.. I command you.

Random Perfect -> and kill anyone who gets in our way?

KBear -> ::opens the ift door to see Thing attaching ::

QobEMH -> EMH> ::to thing:: Stand down.. you'll damage my program..

QobEMH -> EMH> ::shimmering in and out::

Random Perfect -> Oh for crying our loud

Sargh -> These are not innocent people we are talking about...

V'Roy -> ::rolls eyes in KBear's direction: Our fearless leader.

Sargh -> These are H'tiss, who live off the enslaved labor of the rest of this galaxy.

QobEMH -> Thing> ::attacking the box.. extends probe and stabs into it. ::

Random Perfect -> this is what I am talking about Van Roy!

Captain Huff -> Val> ::bangs fist down on chirping meadow cricket::

Sargh -> If such people are not a morally acceptable enemy, who is?

Random Perfect -> Presly> ::Enters the Holodeck::

QobEMH -> EMH> Someone Stop it!.. I command you.

QobEMH -> Thing> ::accessing::

Random Perfect -> Command?

TroNoQ -> Thing, be good,.

KBear -> Thing?!

Random Perfect -> ::Kneels down:: come here thing

Random Perfect -> Come here little fella

QobEMH -> EMH> ::shimmers out as the projector shuts down.. remote falls to the floor::

KBear -> Random do not place your hand near it when its fighting

Random Perfect -> ::hopes it isn't a girl::

Captain Huff -> Lisa> ::can't wait until her next holosession!::

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Looks at the Boat and meadow::

V'Roy -> <<Well it is about time we had a Rook in here. Usually all we get are blue and red Pawns.>>

QobEMH -> Thing> ::drops to the ground with the now dead projector, turning this way and that.. fork extended::

TroNoQ -> ... Thing! ::horrified:

Rook -> <<Just being a Speckled Tater, guys...>>

Random Perfect -> ::holds her hand out palm up:: come on

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::four eyeballs turn to look at presley::

V'Roy -> So do we charge Thing with assassination now?

KBear -> Thing! ::calls out to it::

KBear -> QO Vroy

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::unspoken communication on how to now make the kayak program better::

Captain Huff -> Val> Hey Presley? Wanna try; something new?

Random Perfect -> ::Giggles:: I guess Thing is the New HoD

KBear -> Lets all go to the MRF and speak to the EMH

QobEMH -> Thing> ::turns to kbear, then tronoq, to random.. ignores vroy.. back to Kbear::

V'Roy -> That would be consistent with Klingon law.

Random Perfect -> Presley> No, I want to run my program.. I didn't know you two were in use

Captain Huff -> Jay> I don't feel like drowning him. Let him play his program. This one sucks.

Captain Huff -> Val> ::sighs:: Yeah. Okay. It's all yours, Pres.

KBear -> Come here Thing!

QobEMH -> Thing> ::retracts fork and padds slowly to kbear::

KBear -> ::extends arm to allow it to climb to her shoulder::

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Punches in the Girl Volly ball program::

Captain Huff -> J&V> :;get up and head out:: ::stop dead in tracks as they hear giggling behind them.

Random Perfect -> Presley> Play Ball!!

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::turn slowly:: OMG....

Captain Huff -> Val> Good God...

Captain Huff -> Jay> Holy Kahless....

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Gets HUggles from the Girls::

KBear -> ::moves to the MRF:: TroNoQ summonds the EMH again

Sargh -> ::following to the MRF::

V'Roy -> ::enters the MRF::

Captain Huff -> Val> ::to Pres:: What's this called???

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Wacks the Ball::

Random Perfect -> Presley> Vally Girl Volly ball

Captain Huff -> Jay> Who cares! ::runs in and positions himself on team::

Random Perfect -> Presley> I thought you didn't like hanging out with me?

Captain Huff -> Val> Oh, I LOVE volley ballQ!

KBear -> ::looks to TroNoQ:: Qel

V'Roy -> <<Volley ball players are tall.>>

Random Perfect -> <<it depends on how you program them VR>>

QobEMH -> <We are gonna run over a few minutes because we started a bit late.. if you have to run, it's cool but if you can stick around for a few more till we finish. >

Captain Huff -> J&V> ::not hearing him now::

KBear -> Vroy inniate the EMH

KBear -> *iniciate

V'Roy -> Computer, activate the... it.

V'Roy -> We do need a name for this thing.

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs:: are we going to have to run here for orders all the time?

Sargh -> Well, I built him a mobile emitter...

QobEMH -> Computer> There is no IT to be activated..

V'Roy -> You just activated it five minutes ago.

Random Perfect -> Vally Girls> ::Just love Presley::

Captain Huff -> <<did you people chew up sargh's mobile emitter? and i missed all the technobabble??>>

QobEMH -> Computer> That program is no longer available.

TroNoQ -> It's activated.

KBear -> Sargh looks as if we may need another of your emmitter

QobEMH -> <Thing Attacked it>

Random Perfect -> ::Lifts hands:: great!

V'Roy -> <<::points to Thing:: It was it! It chewed it up.>>

Captain Huff -> <<ohhh.... ::hands sargh a fresh hamster sandwich::>>

QobEMH -> Thing> ::jumps off of kbears shoulder::

V'Roy -> <<Just like a puppy chewing on it's master's slippers.>>

Captain Huff -> <<sargh, don't give them another if they can't take care of the first>>

QobEMH -> Thing> ::in mid air.. bright flash::

TroNoQ -> :;):

Sargh -> ::sighs:: I'll have to increase the armor of the next version...

KBear -> ::covers eyes::

QobEMH -> ::shimmers in:: State the Nature of your Minor Medical Malfunction!

Sargh -> Apparently the defensive systems of this unit were insufficient.

KBear -> qoB EMH?

KBear -> ::noting the addressing::

TroNoQ -> ... huh.

TroNoQ -> Who are you?

QobEMH -> Yes Kawalus? are you injured?

Random Perfect -> ::Leans::

KBear -> ::grins:: QO but it is maj to ahve you back

KBear -> *have

QobEMH -> ::looks at tronoq:: Perhaps its you.. or that fragile vulcan over there. ::thumbs with thing hand at v'roy::

Captain Huff -> <<ohhh... it's all coming back to me now, lol...>>

TroNoQ -> I am just fine.

KBear -> QoBEMh is fully able to run this vessle

V'Roy -> Fragile? You just got taken out by one single hand.

Random Perfect -> I am hurt

QobEMH -> ::looks at random:: perhaps it's you little one.. do you have a boo boo?

Random Perfect -> I do Doctor.. my head hurts and my soul is dying

Random Perfect -> :::Sighs::

V'Roy -> My head hurts too.

Random Perfect -> how about your soul?

Captain Huff -> <<i think random ad vr should get married in this 'verse too>>

KBear -> QoBEMH you are now the HoD of the QoB Our qorders are to elave this area, we have two proposals to do so. ::points to Vroy First::

QobEMH -> ::looks at tronoq and points at random:: Give her some tranq and happy pills..

TroNoQ -> (I second that)

TroNoQ -> I... uh... happy pills?

V'Roy -> My katra is fine, if that is what you mean by soul.

QobEMH -> ::looks at VR:: and you.. you will hurt later.. of that I guarantee.

V'Roy -> Do no harm, remember Doctor?

Sargh -> ::Eyeing the EMH from the doorway, trying to figure out how to defend himself if it attacks.

Sargh -> ::

KBear -> ::chuckles:: Not QOB EMH he is KLINGON!!

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs:: joined Gods, are we REALLY going to do this?

QobEMH -> Like you harmed thing?

KBear -> Random If VRoy is not interested Speak of your plan first!

QobEMH -> You tore it's friend away from it.. ME! you damaged it.

Random Perfect -> Computer end program

QobEMH -> Computer> No program is active.

Captain Huff -> <<rofl!!! emotionally damaged Thing!.>

TroNoQ -> ::grins::

QobEMH -> ::calming down a little::

TroNoQ -> Thing will be okay, right?

Random Perfect -> This is not getting us any where

KBear -> Thing is fine ::grinning::

Random Perfect -> Who cares!

QobEMH -> Thing> ::transfering data to EMH::

Captain Huff -> <<Hey, laptop has 11 minutes left on battry, and i'm too lazy to go plug in... i give you three more minutes and i turn into a pumpkin>>

KBear -> Speak of your plan Random1

KBear -> !

QobEMH -> ::looks at random::

Captain Huff -> <<like my simming is so relevant to th eplot...... :D >>

V'Roy -> <<Hopefully Random's plan takes at least 3 minutes. It is pumpkin season anyway.>>

Random Perfect -> We run for it

Captain Huff -> <<sargh wins technobabble sim award, but man can i play a lizard!>>

KBear -> <<Thank for the Warning Huff. ::sets clock fror 4 minutes to see Huff turn into a pumpkin::

QobEMH -> Run? we have not completed our mission yet.

KBear -> HoD Her plan was to distroy the planet with nueclear torp.

Random Perfect -> ::Sighs:: We explode the sun and kill every living thing in this area of space

KBear -> Vroy had another plan

QobEMH -> ::for randoms:: tempting tempting.. but what of the innocent? Are there innocent Htiss?

Random Perfect -> That is what I said!!

V'Roy -> We send a small team down to blow up a key infrastructure facility. I found one that could disrupt all ship-to-ship and ship-to-planet H'tiss communications in this quadrant.

Random Perfect -> I protest my Plan!

V'Roy -> I agree with my plan.

QobEMH -> ::to random:: find me a way to protect the innocent while punishing the guilty and you will lead it.

Random Perfect -> I don't want to! I don't like my plan.. it stinks on Ice

QobEMH -> ::to vr:: That sounds like a valuable tactical simulation.. but what is it's long term impact?

QobEMH -> Those whom are inconvienenced <sp =0P> will just rebuild it in time.

Random Perfect -> Presley> ::Turns to the Boys:: have you guys played with the prisoners?

V'Roy -> A total communications meltdown for the whole quadrant until a new facility is built?

Random Perfect -> Presley> I have made 4 of them yack ::Smacks the ball::

Captain Huff -> J&V&P> ::in volleyball heaven::

Captain Huff -> <<passing out... nighty night guys>>

QobEMH -> Viable but not effective in the long term.. Find a way to hurt them more..

KBear -> <<night Huff>>

QobEMH -> Each of you work out the details of your plans and submit them to me on the bridge.. You have 24 hours..

V'Roy -> We do not to hurt them long term. We only need to cover our escape.

QobEMH -> Dismissed..

QobEMH -> ::walks towards the door::

Random Perfect -> we are cloaked!

Random Perfect -> they wont see us escape

KBear -> ::nods to the HoDEMH and moves towards the door::

QobEMH -> ::looks at sargh:: and you......

Sargh -> ::still near the door:

Random Perfect -> he is crazy, ignore him unles you want a Jello fight

QobEMH -> Repair that holoprojector and make improvements.. It served it purpose.. it might be needed once again.

QobEMH -> Good job.. ::claps hand on sargh's shoulder::

QobEMH -> ::continues down the hall::

KBear -> <<QobEMH PM>>

V'Roy -> Wait. How did it enter the hallway without it's remote?

QobEMH -> Pause Sim..