Top ten signs you've been simming too long

[FredM 0]

I moved halfway across the country to meet (and later marry) someone I met in a sim.

 

:dead: Yes friends! You too can become a certified geek who has no life! Come on in and join us! Call today! 1-800-STSF-Nerds!

 

:dead:  :dead:

[Dumbass 0]

I moved halfway across the country to meet (and later marry) someone I met in a sim.

 

:dead: Yes friends! You too can become a certified geek who has no life! Come on in and join us! Call today! 1-800-STSF-Nerds!

 

:dead:  :dead:

Actually the number Fred gave is for "Trend Clothing Company".  

 

Yup, I checked.  What the heck, it was only an 800 number.

[HyperDrive 0]

Actually, "Trend Clothing Corporation". heh heh - I called too. :)

 

~HD

[Webmaster 20]

LOL...  We're going to be switching to a 1-900 number after this.  :)

[STSF StarDust 0]

ROFLMAO.... and I can't even begin to explain tomy coworkers why.....

 

Anyone who would actually CALL that 800 # is way more of a nerd than me....

[HyperDrive 0]

Hey! Vanroy did it first. ::smirks:: I'm just a follower. :)

 

~HD

[Dumbass 0]

Aren't the 1-900 numbers for phone sex?

[Images 0]

Aren't the 1-900 numbers for phone sex?

yeah i'm a bit worried about our dear webmaster  :)  :)  :)

[FredM 0]

LOL...  We're going to be switching to a 1-900 number after this.  :)

Rob,

 

That will really solve problems! Next we'll have people claiming we're associated with Pete's Overnight Dating Service!

 

(And no, I didn't call the 1-800 or 1-900 version....so eh!  :dead: )

[Dumbass 0]

That will really solve problems! Next we'll have people claiming we're associated with Pete's Overnight Dating Service!

On the other hand, it would be a way to increase membership.

[Webmaster 20]

A9 cut my pay AGAIN (said something about wanting a bigger hot tub)....  so I gotta make my money SOMEHOW!!  

 

Besides...  I *do* hold a degree in radio broadcasting and I spend usually at least 6 hours on the phone with customer support related tasks.  It's not exactly like I'm not good company....  :)

[Images 0]

That will really solve problems! Next we'll have people claiming we're associated with Pete's Overnight Dating Service!

On the other hand, it would be a way to increase membership.

not if they get stuck on a date with all three garnoopys

[Webmaster 20]

not if they get stuck on a date with all three garnoopys

I'm suddenly feeling like I don't want breakfast anymore...  lol

[Dumbass 0]

not if they get stuck on a date with all three garnoopys

I'm suddenly feeling like I don't want breakfast anymore...  lol

I imagine Garnoopy's dates feel the same way.

[STSF StarDust 0]

I'm gonna stick up for Garnoopy here and say that his dates must be very nice ladies who feel privledged to be going out with such a great guy....whichever one it is. :)

 

As to the 900#, they use them for more than just pornographic phone lines... obviously none of you are as terrible at video games as me, but like them enough that you call the 900# hint line so you can finish the game....

[Atragon9 0]

Ahem!!

 

Folks, once again, let's not let this devolve into nasty comments on a particular player, okay?  

 

THANKS!

[Cmdr Ayers 0]

::turns to Fred after looking at A9::

 

Hello my name is Precip..

 

And I am addicted to simming. I kinda use my nick instead of my real name. And...my keyboards constantly fail..::looks down::

 

Yes, My life revolves around sims.

As more and more people [outside this forum] come to learn of my deep dark secret, they have taken to calling me "Dac" as well.  So much for that definite line between RL and RP   ::):  ::walks over to the buffet table and picks up a glass of El Aurian wine::  Nice spread, Alces.

 

Dac

El Aurian Wine?  Got another case?  ::smirks::

[Travis Kroells 0]

What if 100% of my AIM list are fellow simmers?

[Travis Kroells 0]

hehe im lucky, my girl friend is a total geek just like me, and she's hot.  Now all i have to do is find an SG-1 sim and im set,  Because im a simmer and i do a lot of simming

 

Current sim's im members of:

 

Two Star Trek sims

A X-files sim (dont ask if you want to join because it's a 6 member group)

A Star-Wars sim

and last but not least a SG-1 sim if i can find one

[Dumbass 0]

hehe im lucky, my girl friend is a total geek just like me, and she's hot.  Now all i have to do is find an SG-1 sim and im set,  Because im a simmer and i do a lot of simming

 

Current sim's im members of:

 

Two Star Trek sims

A X-files sim (dont ask if you want to join because it's a 6 member group)

A Star-Wars sim

and last but not least a SG-1 sim if i can find one

Where did you find a Star Wars sim?

[ensign_Stron 0]

Quote From AndrewLyon about his hamster:

           He's learned how to use the replocator, and likes to use it to replocate bigger weapons.

 

 

-------------Ok I know this is definatly going to show my trekkieness, but its a known fact replicators cannot create weapons.

 

 :D   But anyway a SW sim?? Travis you little ST traitor  ::P:

[Jenna James 0]

I think I am beginning to get addicted.

My list:

4- I e-mailed my niece and signed it Jenna James, she didn't know who it was from.

3- I tell my family everything that happens on the sim, even though they are not Trek fans::Boos at family::

2- I complain about not being able to sim on the Hood until Tuesday.

1-I brag to everyone I know about graduating from the academy. They smile and say great which one? I answer Star Trek and they made me AMO on the Hood, then they just look at me in confusion or pity.    :P    :D    :)

[Nemesis 0]

is there really tooo long to sim and why would you want to recover  :)

[2nd Lt JacobD 0]

If you've forgotten meals, and when you get up from your PC and it's a week later...then you've been simming way too long.

[Captain Huff 0]

Aw, you guys ARE my 900 numbers!  :)

 

1.  You just spent an hour making cheap tacky gifts to give to some of your online sim buddies that you've been flying across the country to visit for like eight years...  

 

2.  You are related to all of your sim buddies in sims like a sick twisted space soap opera.

 

3.  It's endless... lol.  I could type all afternoon.. (at the billion words per minute we all can...)