Top ten signs you've been simming too long

[AndrewLyon 0]

10) When you move around the house you want to :: :: Your movements.

9) You've forgotten how to whisper without the before you talk.

8) You think all the humans around you is abnormal.

7) You feel very uncomfortable being away from a keyboard for longer than 30 seconds

6) You couldn't spot your family on the streets if you're paided.

5) You have tech support on speed dail, before 911, but after the local Pizza delivery place.

4) You've worn Keyboards out doing it

3) You know the plot before it happens

2) A pile of empty cups or cans around you.

 

and the number one sign you've been simming too long

 

1) YOU FORBIDE ANYTHING MAJOR TO CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE WITHOUT ACTION!

 

Now lets see you're top ten signs you've been simming too long;-)

[Cptn Moose 0]

I could tell I was doing this too much when AOL showed me the local weather on the welcome page and I thought Lt. Snow was another player.

[Dumbass 0]

Well here's 5

 

5)  When you talk Star Trek at work your friends no longer roll their eyes at you  

 

4)  You have 3 term papers due and are working on a log entry

 

3)  You don't have imaginary friends, you have NPCs

 

2)  Your name is Garnoopy

 

and finally...

 

1)  You're reading this message

[STSF Jorlis 0]

4)  You have 3 term papers due and are working on a log entry

Oh dear.  ::Checks into Simmers Anonymous::

[Images 0]

haven't we forgotten the true no. 1 you wirte a top tenl on a star trek forum about how addicted you are to star trek forums, although i think that means you're on the road to recovery

[AndrewLyon 0]

Its possible to recover?

[Images 0]

Its possible to recover?

There is a prophecy that there will be a one who will escape the trek. he will free us from it's bondage

[Atragon9 0]

Its possible to recover?

It's not "recovery," it is Acceptance.

 

"Hi, I'm A9 and I'm a simmer"

 

{claps}

 

"HI A9!"

[FredM 0]

Hi,

 

My name is Fred and...I'm a compulsive simmer.

[STSF Precip 0]

::turns to Fred after looking at A9::

 

Hello my name is Precip..

 

And I am addicted to simming. I kinda use my nick instead of my real name. And...my keyboards constantly fail..::looks down::

 

Yes, My life revolves around sims.

[Guest STSF Dacotah]

::turns to Fred after looking at A9::

 

Hello my name is Precip..

 

And I am addicted to simming. I kinda use my nick instead of my real name. And...my keyboards constantly fail..::looks down::

 

Yes, My life revolves around sims.

As more and more people [outside this forum] come to learn of my deep dark secret, they have taken to calling me "Dac" as well.  So much for that definite line between RL and RP   ::):  ::walks over to the buffet table and picks up a glass of El Aurian wine::  Nice spread, Alces.

 

Dac

[HyperDrive 0]

Ah... people on the tennis team call me Hewey. I have had a few people ask me about it - they tend to make fun of me when I give the real answer. :)

 

~HD

[FredM 0]

Hey there,

 

One day...at some point in the future...I will release the secret of where the name "Fred" came from. And if a certain group of people start trying to e-mail a certain relative to find out, no new Cadets for you!   :)

[Garnoopy 0]

10) You have more than 3 e-mail accounts for simming groups.

9) You have an away message which says "Sorry, I'm simming!"

8) You have simmed with 90% of the STSF Gm's.

7) You sim with a Garnoopy.

6) Over 50% of the people on your AIM list are simmers.

5) You have caught yourself saying the letters D.S.9. instead of Deep Space Nine.

4) Your answering machine message says "Sorry, I'm simming."

3) You have shown up at a convention to meet people you've never met besides in sims before.  

2) You have "Sim" written down in your day planner.

1) You have dreamed about a sim.

[Atragon9 0]

7) You sim with a Garnoopy.

Well, that doesn't mean you sim too much - it just means you're on one sim!

 

Heh-heh, if you keep feeding us the straight lines...

[AndrewLyon 0]

::Stands up::

My name is Andrew, its an alias. More people will call me Andrew, that my RL name. I am a simmer, I love academies, and I love Trek. I'm also a science fiction junkie. I created the first list, so I must be the one who needs the most help.  :)

[Cptn Moose 0]

You chat with a hamster and you're only guessing that you're the one who needs the most help???

[AndrewLyon 0]

LOL, nice one Moose. However, mind I remind you he's a nukual hamster. Big difference.

[Dumbass 0]

OK, what IS the difference?

[FredM 0]

OK, what IS the difference?

It glows?

[AndrewLyon 0]

It glows in the dark, drinks vodka, and loves high yield explosives.

[Images 0]

It glows in the dark, drinks vodka, and loves high yield explosives.

got meds?

[Dumbass 0]

It glows in the dark, drinks vodka, and loves high yield explosives.

Explosives?  That's more of a tequilla hobby.

[AndrewLyon 0]

Let me introduce you all to Whiskers, so we can get back on topic.::Opens a hamster cage, and a small black ball of fur walks out, starts to stroke him::This is Whiskers, he's a radioactive hamster, somehow his skin cells keep the radation inside him. He drinks, and one of his goals is universal communism. One of his hobbies besides swimming in vates of Vodka, is building low grade nuclear weapons. Please don't upset the Whiskers, and he won't upset you. It should be noted throught he's fun to peeve off. ::Whiskers jumps for Lyon's throat, acting quickly Lyon grabs the mad rodent, and throws him back into his cage::Please don't provoke him without extensive security training. He's learned how to use the replocator, and likes to use it to replocate bigger weapons.

[STSF StarDust 0]

I knew I was doing to much simming when...

I started turning down overtime at work because I might miss a sim plot..

I used school computers to write logs rather than term papers

I did a speech class assignment on simming

I wrote logs on paper when I didnt have access to a computer

I was dreaming in character

I had 7 AOL SNs... all for simming, and they weren't enough

I started saying LOL to jokes instead of laughing (still do)

 

But the biggest...

 

I moved halfway across the country to meet (and later marry) someone I met in a sim.