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Ask Xenexian -- Edition the Fourth

Started by Ask Xenexian!, June 9, 2007

Posted June 9, 2007 (edited) · Report post

Dear Xenexian,

My boyfriend has just broken up with me, and I miss him terribly. He says he's not ready to commit yet. What can I do? Please help, Xenexian!

Miss My Lover

Dear Miss My Lover,

He's obviously a cad. Certain placings of large knives can give you the sense of payback that you yearn for. Get imaginative -- I'm sure he'll respect you more after you're done with your mutilations.

The expert on all things romantic,

Xenexian

Edited June 9, 2007 by Ask Xenexian!

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