Sunday Academy

[Dumbass 0]

OK, something ain't right.

 

About 2 weeks ago I was CENG in STSF Muon's Sunday Academy and one of my reports, Cadet Open, failed to report to duty. Several other Chiefs reported that they also had other members of the Open family in their departments. We tried to get Security involved to no avail, as the entire department was composed of members of the Open family and were also missing. The only thing Captain Muon could do is order a shipwide room-to-room search for the missing Opens.

 

We never did find them, and since then our story has sort of become a ghost story for the other Academys. but I was looking at the STSF schedule and I see that the new XO for the Sunday Academy - the same Academy with the missing Opens - is some guy named "--OPEN--"!

 

What the heck is going on here?

Edited April 21, 2007 by Dumbass

[Guest STSF --OPEN--]

Our --OPEN-- family is independently wealthy and has a lot of spare time on our hands, so we offered to help out STSF and fill in wherever they needed us. Do you have a problem with that?

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Our --OPEN-- family is independently wealthy and has a lot of spare time on our hands, so we offered to help out STSF and fill in wherever they needed us. Do you have a problem with that?

 

When can we meet the other members of your family? You know, --CLOSED-- and --DETOUR--? Oh! Lets not forget cousin --U TURN--

 

::duck and cover::

[Dumbass 0]

Our --OPEN-- family is independently wealthy and has a lot of spare time on our hands, so we offered to help out STSF and fill in wherever they needed us. Do you have a problem with that?

Yeah, I do. Where were you guys two weeks ago? By my calculations there are around 39 Opens currently serving in STSF counting yourself (without counting your distant cousins the "==Available=="s on the Reaent and Aegis) and NONE of you could make it?

[will_marx 0]

When can we meet the other members of your family? You know, --CLOSED-- and --DETOUR--? Oh! Lets not forget cousin --U TURN--

 

::duck and cover::

 

Or the redheaded stepchild:

[WxMurray 0]

Our --OPEN-- family is independently wealthy and has a lot of spare time on our hands, so we offered to help out STSF and fill in wherever they needed us.

Well, at least you're being open with us...

[NDak 0]

Ugh...