Happy Paddy's Day!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. I encourage much drinking, singing and dancing and I mean the real kind, none of that red star stuff!

 

Cheers,

 

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[Finn 0]

A little late, but I was celebrating!! Happy St Patricks Day to one and all. Now, where's my Guinness gone?

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At my local if you drank four pints of guinness one after the other without pausing you got a free paddy's day hat...they ran out of hats and gave out badges instead...they ran out of those too.

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Our local was slightly different. You had to buy five pints in order to get a hat. There weren't many hats going. The majority of our regulars don't do Guinness. I wore my hat with pride. St Guinness Day.

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Late one night a police officer had to give a new widow some bad news:

 

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an accident at the Guinness plant and your husband is dead."

 

The wife was in shock. "Dead? How did it happen?"

 

The cop's responce: "Well, ma'am, he fell into a vat of Guinness before it was poured into the kegs."

 

Wife: "At least tell me it was a quick death."

 

Cop: "Actually it wasn't. In fact he left the vat two times to go pee."

[will_marx 0]

Late one night a police officer had to give a new widow some bad news:

 

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an accident at the Guinness plant and your husband is dead."

 

The wife was in shock. "Dead? How did it happen?"

 

The cop's responce: "Well, ma'am, he fell into a vat of Guinness before it was poured into the kegs."

 

Wife: "At least tell me it was a quick death."

 

Cop: "Actually it wasn't. In fact he left the vat two times to go pee."

 

Ok, so how many people remember the Bob & Doug MacKenzie movie: Strange Brew? Besides me? (I saw it in the movies).

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Ok, so how many people remember the Bob & Doug MacKenzie movie: Strange Brew? Besides me? (I saw it in the movies).

 

"I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"