USS Agincourt Simlog

[Col. C.E. Harper 0]

August 6, 2397: Our guest wakes in sickbay, and promptly wears out her welcome. The crew demonstrate incredible restraint. Some information about the guest's state of mind comes to light. And the engineers are behaving more strangely than usual.

 

TBS: 30 minutes

 

WotW: Pun

 

"God only put intelligence on one planet--Earth."

"Ah... then those 'ET's you were ranting about a moment ago were... not intelligent?"

"Even mice reproduce. It does not require intelligence."

"...and build starships?"

"Hmph!" -- Our Guest, Harper

 

"Chief, I'm telling you, you should try this pool table. It's not too bad as a makeshift bed." -- Murray

 

"The woman has much negative energy. The pod in which she came is primitive, but effective."

"Mmm... I'm seeing that. Is she hostile?"

"Hostile? I do not like her. Her energy has a variance that I have not seen in the crew on the ship."

"She's more than likely insane. Which means she'd be perfect to serve here." -- Shadow, Condacin

 

"I say we slip laxative in her meals..."

"Hmm... I think we should call science up here. I'm sure Odile would like to run some tests." -- JoNs, Kairi

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