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That, my dear Eva, is called karma.

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For the last couple days I've had that "What would Brian Boitano do?" song from the South Park Movie stuck in my head.

 

Actually, that's not true. It's the lines "What would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano would do!" Because that's all I can remember.

 

IT WONT STOP.

Edited by Travis Kroells

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For the last couple days I've had that "What would Brian Boitano do?" song from the South Park Movie stuck in my head.

 

Actually, that's not true. It's the lines "What would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano would do!" Because that's all I can remember.

 

IT WONT STOP.

 

The ad for his show is annoying enough on the Food Network .. I could have lived my entire life without knowing there was a song about it!

 

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I found a Scorpiad in my house today. I crushed it under my heel.

 

Perhaps the next one I shall keep as a pet and feed it crickets.

 

... but I doubt it.

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I found a Scorpiad in my house today. I crushed it under my heel.

 

Perhaps the next one I shall keep as a pet and feed it crickets.

 

... but I doubt it.

 

We used to keep camel spiders as ops center mascots when I was in Iraq, usually until they got to big for the Twizzler's store sized box we kept them in. They seemed to enjoy feasting on the lizards that ran around the place.

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We used to keep camel spiders as ops center mascots when I was in Iraq, usually until they got to big for the Twizzler's store sized box we kept them in. They seemed to enjoy feasting on the lizards that ran around the place.

 

Ahh, so they aren't as big as dinner plates and scream like the urban legends lead us to believe? :P

 

Creepy Spiders!

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Ahh, so they aren't as big as dinner plates and scream like the urban legends lead us to believe? :P

 

Creepy Spiders!

 

Silly Hans. You should know better than to believe everything you read on the Internet.

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The internet is the last bastion of truth and honesty in the world.

 

On another note, someone just sold me some oceanfront property in Arizona! I haven't seen it, but I can't wait to visit it!

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The internet is the last bastion of truth and honesty in the world.

Which is why I only get my global news off the BBC News website. They, unlike certain US media outlets, are fair and partial and discuss even US events that would be otherwise ignored from our media

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Which is why I only get my global news off the BBC News website. They, unlike certain US media outlets, are fair and partial and discuss even US events that would be otherwise ignored from our media

 

The Brits do tend to report more on global happenings and foreign policy...there's really only so much you can cover in a nation the geographic size of Kansas. The reporting on US affairs tends to be decent, though there can be some oversimplification and embellishment of the key figures in some of the stories.

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The internet is the last bastion of truth and honesty in the world.

 

On another note, someone just sold me some oceanfront property in Arizona! I haven't seen it, but I can't wait to visit it!

 

You mean my realtor FINALLY go my property on the market! Woo Hoo! LOL

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Have I ever mentioned that I detest Comcast?

 

Well, I do.

 

A lot.

 

"Oh, yes, we sent someone out today." "Well, we didn't see them." "Yes, it looks like they only did work outside." "My brother sat at home for three hours waiting for them." "Yes, well, I have recorded that they did arrive and worked outside." "Well, I'm so glad they did because it's still not working." "...Well, the next time we can send someone out is Monday."

 

::headdesk::

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Have I ever mentioned that I detest Comcast?

 

A rose, by any other name. In Arizona they are known as QWEST. I think the "Q" stands for Qonfused! I had late charges attached to an account that also had autopay. They cut off my service not once, but 3 times! I tried to explain to them that I was travelling alot for my job, my 'then' mother-in-law was residing with me, she was 80+ years old and it was her only means of contact to the world in case of emergency! They cut it off a 4th time! I bought her a cell phone.

 

(Edited for common courtesy. Scooter)

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You know whattw sucks? NOthing! EYAHE!~

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Excuse me while I brag. . .But I bowled a 248, 255, and 253 for my best series EVAR. , a 756. Boo yah!!!

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Timewarner Cable has decided to go to war with ESPN (Disney). Something over anual subscription fees. Both companies are airing comercials to get viewers to either change cable/satellite subscribers or pressure ESPN to back off.

 

All I have to say is they better get this resolved before college football starts. I will be very displeased...maybe as much as you comcast uers.

 

-Precip

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Timewarner Cable has decided to go to war with ESPN (Disney). Something over anual subscription fees. Both companies are airing comercials to get viewers to either change cable/satellite subscribers or pressure ESPN to back off.

 

All I have to say is they better get this resolved before college football starts. I will be very displeased...maybe as much as you comcast uers.

 

-Precip

 

That's rather typical. The network provider jacks up their rates, the cable provider doesn't want to pay the new fees, and they both commence a propaganda war to make the other cave in, taking the channel to dead air until its resolved. Why there isn't a Cable/Satellite Provider NGO out there to monitor and arbitrate these disputes, as they become more prevalent is beyond me.

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This is why I don't watch TV. I watch Hulu.

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Doooooooo

 

Rayyyyyyyyyy

 

Egonnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Doooooooo

 

Rayyyyyyyyyy

 

Egonnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

Tell him about the twinkie.

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And now for something completely different:

 

Powder Blue Psyche

 

 

Who’s to say that black is black, when it’s blue

 

Living lies of compromise, who decides it’s true

 

Hope you’re sitting down and

 

Both feet are grounded

 

Cuz what I have found is, it’s me and you

 

 

You think about the words to use, the P’s & Q’s

 

Always wondering what others think instead of you

 

Before you dot another I

 

Cross that T with a line

 

Stop and think who you’re trying to prove it to

 

 

We all have the power and the will to do what’s best

 

It’s just a matter of perception and to hell with the rest

 

Looking inside you’ll be amazed what you find

 

The you that everyone has second guessed

 

Powder Blue Psyche (in you in me)

 

Powder Blue Psyche (in you in me)

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What about the twinkie?

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I've never had a twinkie! I know they're radioactive or something but I really want to sample one ;)

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What about the twinkie?

Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. "

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