Please stay off topic!

[Col. C.E. Harper 0]

Aren't you dead? No geek points for the yy'a.

 

Does that mean Einstein doesn't get geek points?

[STSF Kent 0]

Aren't you dead? No geek points for the yy'a.

 

I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!

I am not dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling!

I am not dead yet, no need to go to bed --

No need to call the doctor 'cos I'm not yet dead!

[John the Ripper 0]

I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!

I am not dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling!

I am not dead yet, no need to go to bed --

No need to call the doctor 'cos I'm not yet dead!

 

 

SPAMALOT!!!!! I love Monty Python.

[STSF_Scooter 0]

I am not dead yet, I can dance and I can sing!

I am not dead yet, I can do the Highland Fling!

I am not dead yet, no need to go to bed --

No need to call the doctor 'cos I'm not yet dead!

 

...who, when she seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon her,...

[Leila Kalomi 0]

Ahhh, just dumped whipped and Irish cream into my coffee. I wonder if raktajino tastes that way.... Mmmm...

 

I firmly believe that raktajino has alcohol in it. Why else would a bunch of Klingons walk up to bar and order coffee?

Edited November 27, 2009 by Leila Kalomi

[John the Ripper 0]

Well yeah, of course it's alcoholic, it's a KLINGON drink.

[Leila Kalomi 0]

But I look up recipes online and they dumped CHOCOLATE IN IT, NO ALCOHOL! I can't believe that.

[eagle 0]

"Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam...oh wonderful Spam...Spam with eggs,with spam and toast on the side." "Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam...oh lovely wonderful Spam".

 

And now for something completely different...:Ques the MP theme:..! :D

[John the Ripper 0]

But I look up recipes online and they dumped CHOCOLATE IN IT, NO ALCOHOL! I can't believe that.

CHOCOLATE?!?!?! In a KLINGON drink?? And non alcoholic to boot? That's just sick

 

"Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam...oh wonderful Spam...Spam with eggs,with spam and toast on the side." "Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam...oh lovely wonderful Spam".

 

And now for something completely different...:Ques the MP theme:..! :D

 

 

Do you quote anything OTHER then Monty Python? I mean Monty Python is awesome I'm glad you agree on that, but it gets very old, very quickly if you don't give it a rest.

[will_marx 0]

Do you quote anything OTHER then Monty Python? I mean Monty Python is awesome I'm glad you agree on that, but it gets very old, very quickly if you don't give it a rest.

 

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Ripper-John, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

[John the Ripper 0]

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Ripper-John, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt!

 

 

But I'm German.

[Nitara 0]

But I'm German.

 

LOL.

[will_marx 0]

But I'm German.

 

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[STSF Kent 0]

What an eccentric performance....

[STSF Precip 0]

Lol...nice job as the frenchman on the tower.

 

I had pizza for Thanksgiving by the way. Quite Tasty.

 

-Precip

[John the Ripper 0]

Lol...nice job as the frenchman on the tower.

 

I had pizza for Thanksgiving by the way. Quite Tasty.

 

-Precip

 

 

Yeah he's the only person I've met who can actually say the lines correctly. Pizza for Thanksgiving? Something about that just seems so wrong to me.

[will_marx 0]

I had pizza for Thanksgiving by the way. Quite Tasty.

 

-Precip

 

Yeah he's the only person I've met who can actually say the lines correctly. Pizza for Thanksgiving? Something about that just seems so wrong to me.

 

No stranger than Mystery Meat for Thanksgiving...gotta love military dining halls. :D

 

::hides the copy of the script under the chair::

[John the Ripper 0]

The concept of "Mystery Meat" actually kinda scares me a little.

[will_marx 0]

The concept of "Mystery Meat" actually kinda scares me a little.

 

Indeed, it scares me as well. Especially when I'm the one eating it.

 

And to break away from the topic we're suddenly starting...

 

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remember'd;

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[John the Ripper 0]

Indeed, it scares me as well. Especially when I'm the one eating it.

 

And to break away from the topic we're suddenly starting...

 

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remember'd;

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

 

 

No clue what you're talking about there chief.

[will_marx 0]

This is the off topic topic. So, moving away from food, which was starting to get on topic, into Shakespeare; instead of MPFC

[John the Ripper 0]

I never expected to see someone to be quoting shakespeare, and Monty Python within the same thread page.

[STSF Kent 0]

We're a classy bunch of folks, when we set our minds to it. :D

 

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;

Or close the wall up with our English dead!

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man

As modest stillness and humility:

But when the blast of war blows in our ears,

Then imitate the action of the tiger!

Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,

Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;

Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

Let pry through the portage of the head

Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it

As fearfully as doth a galled rock

O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,

Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean!

Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,

Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit

To his full height.

[will_marx 0]

::note to self:: Dig out copy of Shakespeare's Complete Works out of storage whilst cleaning it out tomorrow

[Atragon9 0]

If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

 

(extra points if anyone can name the 1960's novelty song that's from)