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Xian- and Ranko- oh nuts. Babysitting me.

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Xian- and Ranko- oh nuts. Babysitting me.

Indeed. Only way out is to defeat both in savage hand to hand combat; and avoid Xian's "Kiss of Death"

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Indeed. Only way out is to defeat both in savage hand to hand combat; and avoid Xian's "Kiss of Death"

 

 

My hand to hand combat will look like what happens to the Cairo swordsman in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark."

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My hand to hand combat will look like what happens to the Cairo swordsman in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark."

 

Sorry. Firearms not permitted. Use of deadly force constitutes being sent on a quest to clear the forests of a certain nasty monster.

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Sorry. Firearms not permitted. Use of deadly force constitutes being sent on a quest to clear the forests of a certain nasty monster.

 

Hoho, I see a major loophole in that rule. Well, till next time... :wacko:

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During the first season of TNG, Patrick Stewart had a sign over his door that read: “Beware of Unknown Shakespearean Actor.”

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During the first season of TNG, Patrick Stewart had a sign over his door that read: “Beware of Unknown Shakespearean Actor.”

 

And Marina Sirtis and Denise Crosby had a very large constant puddle outside their trailers; they threw an inflatable pool float onto the puddle.

 

.... after the 1st season I'm guessing that the TNG cast was moved off the "arse end" of the lot.

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Justin Bruening played the son of Michael Knight in the remake of Knight Rider.

 

On All My Children, Mr. Bruening played the son of Tad Martin, who's real name is Michael Knight.

 

The real Michael Knight is married to Catherine Hickland, who is the ex-wife of David Hasselhoff, the man who played Michael Knight in the original Knight Rider.

 

So technically, Justin Bruening has played the son of two Michael Knights, who have been married to the same woman.

 

This was critical information that I believe needed to be addressed immediately.

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And now for something completely different:

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I learned the hard way that car tires & laptops don't mix well on Friday. >.>

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I learned the hard way that car tires & laptops don't mix well on Friday. >.>

 

Perhaps they mix better on a Sunday night?

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I was dressed up as a cheetah today. Complete with facepaint. Weird.

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Salsa made with Naga Jolokia peppers. . .awesome. . . .But not for the faint of heart.

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I was dressed up as a cheetah today. Complete with facepaint. Weird.

:: puzzled look :: Whatever floats your boat :wacko:

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::is bloody well glad that Tiger Direct was true to form, and got him his new (if refurbished) Dell Studio 1737 to him in 3 days:: Joy!

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Anybody knows the lotto winning numbers? I'm tired of working Saturdays ! :)

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::sigh:: It would appear Star Trek: Voyager's "Heroes and Demons" does not provide an entirely accurate plot synopsis of Beowulf. Who'd'a thunk it?

 

:)

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::sigh:: It would appear Star Trek: Voyager's "Heroes and Demons" does not provide an entirely accurate plot synopsis of Beowulf. Who'd'a thunk it?

 

:)

 

What? You were expecting fine literature in science fiction? If you want, I'll let you borrow my copy of the '07 movie.

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Haha, I picked the paint color for the office and it looks 70's now.

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::thinks that the chat room hates him because he can't make it through a single Sim without getting booted a few times::

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Hmmm, I wonder how many people realize the actual Sherlock Holmes character was a cocaine addict.

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