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If a tennis player gets tennis elbow and an Athlete gets Athletes foot, what does a football player get?

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If a tennis player gets tennis elbow and an Athlete gets Athletes foot, what does a football player get?

 

Football gut...something Americans suffer from greatly. :P

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If a drive way is where you park and a parkway is where you drive, what do you do on a speedway?

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If a drive way is where you park and a parkway is where you drive, what do you do on a speedway?

 

25 mph tops!

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Which part?

 

"You attack, you fight, you DIE... You do the math."

 

::Cocking gun.:: I've always been terrible with maths.

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After perusing the channels, there's quite a few movies on to ease the night for a insomniac much like myself.

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Ode to that funny green mint icecream with the chocolate chips in it.

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Ode to that funny green mint icecream with the chocolate chips in it.

 

Mmm, ice cream

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After perusing the channels, there's quite a few movies on to ease the night for a insomniac much like myself.

Consider yourself lucky then ... I can certify you that there's nothing watchable on TV here after 2 am .. even with a gazillion channels... Nights are long for the sleep challenged around here ! :P

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Brrrrrrrrrrrring me peter pan!

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After perusing the channels, there's quite a few movies on to ease the night for a insomniac much like myself.

 

I can certify you that there's nothing watchable on TV here after 2 am .. even with a gazillion channels... Nights are long for the sleep challenged around here ! :P

 

DVD's. ::sage nod::

 

And, let's not forget the Insomniac Written Log Run.

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Of course...best logs are always written at three in the morning. :P

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Brrrrrrrrrrrring me peter pan!

 

Done!

Peter-Pan-peanut-butter-632487_368_512.jpg

 

Of course...best logs are always written at three in the morning. :P

 

I always found the best place to write was in the ambulance, waiting for a call. Did some of my best logs there.

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I always found the best place to write was in the ambulance, waiting for a call. Did some of my best logs there.

 

There was this place off of Mulholland Dr. in LA that I use to drive to in order to write love letters to my girlfriend in high school. I could probably write good logs there too, but I live in Ohio now.

 

That and there's probably no wireless service for my laptop.

 

And oh yeah. I was detained there my senior year by the LASD. because some old lady who lived about 200 yards away from where I would write thought I was a stalker. That, and its also a crime to drive a car worth less that 50,000 dollars in that neighborhood most likely.

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Tenenit: The Egyptian goddess of beer.

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Can someone die of utter boredom ?!

 

 

Parrots can. Trust me. They can and will.

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Parrots can. Trust me. They can and will.

 

 

Nuh uh!!! Parrots are too smart for that. They do tend to drink a bit too much when they are bored.

 

ParrotDrinking.jpg

 

'Nough Said.

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I have gotten several compliments on my STSF polo since putting it on this morning...thanks, STSF, for helping me to pretend I have a fashion sense! :P

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Hmm. It took 12 days for a package to get 15 miles from a business to my house via United States Postal Service. I think the Pony Express was faster than that.

 

-Precip

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Hmm. It took 12 days for a package to get 15 miles from a business to my house via United States Postal Service. I think the Pony Express was faster than that.

 

-Precip

 

Parcel post = we keep it in the back until we feel guilty enough to move it.

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Stupidity is the one one crime always commited, never forgiven.

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