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Say what now!? You can't go to England! Not without me at least!

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Sam, you leave without saying goodbye I will hunt you dow in England!

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Forgotten how fun this place is :rolleyes:

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I'm drinking wine tonight. I might be drunk for the sim. Then, it's time to eat more sketti.

SKETTI SKETTI SKETTI!!

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And now ...something totally different..::.Ques the Monty Python Flying Circus Theme::...and leads to the Viking/Spam song...! :rolleyes: ...

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::cough:: It's and now for something COMPLETELY different!

A man with a tape recorder up his nose!

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And now ...something totally different..::.Ques the Monty Python Flying Circus Theme::...and leads to the Viking/Spam song...! :rolleyes: ...

 

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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An animated ad in the center of Victoria Station is instructing me to "Have a Blu Christmas."

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An animated ad in the center of Victoria Station is instructing me to "Have a Blu Christmas."

 

What does one expect from the British, Sam? Common sense?

Edited by will_marx

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you know your bored when your reading about the dewey decimal system... and the worst part is there is no legitimate reason that i am reading it, other for information gathering, and the satisfaction that i know about it, and how it sort of works.

Edited by Tom Servo

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You know you're bored when you listen to the same song 5 times in a row on Youtube because Utorrent is taking your bandwidth and you cant load another video.

 

For anyone i intrested it's "Odno I To Zhe" by Rammstein and Tatu. Just search End of Evangelion for the most epic AMV ever.

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You know you're bored when you listen to the same song 5 times in a row on Youtube because Utorrent is taking your bandwidth and you cant load another video.

 

For anyone i intrested it's "Odno I To Zhe" by Rammstein and Tatu. Just search End of Evangelion for the most epic AMV ever.

 

I tend to enjoy "When You're Evil" by Voltaire, myself Travis.

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Gung Hei Fat Choi!

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Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.

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Glorious spam,spam,spam with eggs,spam,spam glorious spam,and baked beans,spam,spam..

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Glorious spam,spam,spam with eggs,spam,spam glorious spam,and baked beans,spam,spam..

 

Bloody Vikings!

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Bloody Vikings!

 

Whats in your wallet? Oh wait - y'all weren't speaking about the Vikings from the Capital One commercials? :-P

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In researching a paper on "Henry V," I just ran across a journal article entitled, "Shakespeare's Use of the Arcadia."

 

O.o

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Fallout 3 is my new drug of choice. The only letdown in comparison to other drugs is that you can't play Fallout 3 and watch Cheech and Chong with a bag of Doritos. Well you could but the keyboard would get filled with orange gunk.

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Fallout 3 is my new drug of choice. The only letdown in comparison to other drugs is that you can't play Fallout 3 and watch Cheech and Chong with a bag of Doritos. Well you could but the keyboard would get filled with orange gunk.

 

They do make sealed keyboards, Images.

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They may make 'em but I ain't buying one! I'll gladly pimp out my PC's working interior but the peripherals? I like 'em looking worked and worn.

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