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lol, I kinda liked it. maybe I will borrow the set from the library or something...

~Ali

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I'm in Travis's signature! ::dances wildly::
:rolleyes: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

"Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don't.

Almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don't.

Almond Joy got real milk chocolate coconut

and munchy nuts, too.

Mounds got deep dark chocolate and chewy

coconut EUUUH.

Sometimes you feel like nut.

Sometimes you don't.

Peter Paul Almond Joy got nuts.

Peter Paul Mounds don't.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don't."

 

Sam is, apparently, feeling very much like a Peter Paul Almond Joy. :lol:

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Sam is, apparently, feeling very much like a Peter Paul Almond Joy.

 

I would like to submit for the record that this is not a new thing in the slightest. :rolleyes:

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I'm in Travis's signature! ::dances wildly::

I know! Its funfunfun!

~Ali

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Alright, Will, you're going to get pounced. I can't get the jingle out of my head now!!! This state of affairs cannot be tolerated!

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rawhide!

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Though the streams are swollen

Keep them dogies rollin'

Rawhide!

Rain and wind and weather

Hell-bent for leather

Wishin' my gal was by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

Good vittles, love, and kissin',

Are waiting at the end of my ride

 

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Head 'em up, move 'em on

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Rawhide

Count 'em out, ride 'em in,

Ride 'em in, count 'em out,

Count 'em out, ride 'em in

Rawhide!

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Alright, Will, you're going to get pounced. I can't get the jingle out of my head now!!! This state of affairs cannot be tolerated!

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Rawhide!

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

Though the streams are swollen

Keep them dogies rollin'

Rawhide!

Rain and wind and weather

Hell-bent for leather

Wishin' my gal was by my side.

All the things I'm missin',

Good vittles, love, and kissin',

Are waiting at the end of my ride

 

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Head 'em up, move 'em on

Move 'em on, head 'em up

Rawhide

Count 'em out, ride 'em in,

Ride 'em in, count 'em out,

Count 'em out, ride 'em in

Rawhide!

 

::hands Kansas a black fedora, black suit and tie, a black pair of Ray-Bans, and bullwhip::

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I prefer this version:

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

keep them dogies rollin'

man my ass is swollen

Rawhide!

 

Get 'em up, move 'em out

wake 'em up, get 'em dressed

get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide!

 

Tie me down, tell me lies

pull my hair, smack my thighs

with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

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I prefer this version:

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

keep them dogies rollin'

man my ass is swollen

Rawhide!

 

Get 'em up, move 'em out

wake 'em up, get 'em dressed

get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide!

 

Tie me down, tell me lies

pull my hair, smack my thighs

with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

 

O.o

 

Oh dear...

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O.o

 

Oh dear...

my thoughts exactly.

~Ali

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I prefer this version:

 

Rollin', rollin', rollin'

keep them dogies rollin'

man my ass is swollen

Rawhide!

 

Get 'em up, move 'em out

wake 'em up, get 'em dressed

get 'em shaved, comb their hair, Rawhide!

 

Tie me down, tell me lies

pull my hair, smack my thighs

with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!

 

I like the "Crystal" clear version as well, City Slicker. :-P

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Whack jobs and nut cases all of you! :rolleyes:

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Whack jobs and nut cases all of you! :rolleyes:

Yes, why yes we are ^^

~Ali

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Oh yeah...

~Ali

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The Minneapolis Riot Police know how to show concert goers to a good time.

 

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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by most of the GMs and several non-GMs dressed as Vikings (Led by Eagle & Marx). A man and his wife enter.

 

Man(A9):You sit here, dear.

 

Wife(Vanroy (in Drag)):All right.

 

Man: Morning!

 

Waitress (N'Dak(also in drag)):Morning!

 

Man: Well, what've you got?

 

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

 

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

 

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

 

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

 

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

 

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

 

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

 

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

 

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

 

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

 

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

 

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

 

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

 

Waitress: Urgghh!

 

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

 

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

 

Waitress: Shut up!

 

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

 

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

 

Wife: I don't like spam!

 

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

 

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

 

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

 

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

 

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

 

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

 

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Spaaam! Glorious Spam!

~Ze'Rea

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That made no sense Will, but the mental image was enough for me :rolleyes:

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That made no sense Will, but the mental image was enough for me :rolleyes:

 

Confusion and obfuscation are my specialty, Travis.

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Confusion and obfuscation are my specialty, Travis.

I noticed. hehe

~Ze'Rea

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Krikkets> ::begin tuning for their Tribute to Carl Stalling::

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::cough:: NOW who's an almond joy? :blink:

 

I make no denial of my claims to (in)sanity, my dear. Besides, as magic is drawn to magic, the insane are drawn to the insane. :rolleyes:

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I make no denial of my claims to (in)sanity, my dear. Besides, as magic is drawn to magic, the insane are drawn to the insane. :rolleyes:

 

So, basically, we are all in good company? Excellent! What is the color of the sky in our world?

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