Please stay off topic!

[Abe Kas 0]

What would a dog actually do with a car if he caught one?

 

 

Get in it and drive!

 

[Kansas_Jones 0]

..... understand men? Are we sure this is at all possible? :-P Had to share this little blurb, enjoy all:

 

Subject: Because I'm A Man

 

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys

in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long

after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an

option. I will win.

_____________________________________________________

 

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very

well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as

if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows

up, one of us will say to the other, 'I used to

be able to fix these things, but now with all these

computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to

start.' We will then drink a couple of beers and

break wind, as a form of holy communion.

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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need

someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I

lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get

as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.

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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase

basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I

cannot be expected to find exotic items like 'cumin'

or 'tofu.' For all I know, these are the same thing.

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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops

working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite

evidence that this will just cost me twice as much

once the repair person gets here and has to put it

back together.

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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote

control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing

has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking

for it, though one time I was able to survive by

holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers

only).

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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I

liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at

the end of it, I didn't...and if you are feeling

amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least

remember the name and recommend it to others.

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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is

fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes

ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.

With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not

make your rear look too big. It was the pasta and

potatoes and Margaritas that did that. Your hair is

fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

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Because I'm a man, and this is after all, the year

2008, I will share equally in the housework. You

just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the

vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.

Like wandering around in the garden with a beer,

wondering what to do.

____________________________________________________

 

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE TO HELP WOMEN

BETTER UNDERSTAND MEN.

[Cmdr JFarrington 0]

..... understand men? Are we sure this is at all possible? :-P Had to share this little blurb, enjoy all:

 

Subject: Because I'm A Man

 

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE TO HELP WOMEN BETTER UNDERSTAND MEN.

 

Ok...that cleared up a lot of questions for me. ::headscratch::

[Grom 0]

Ok...that cleared up a lot of questions for me. ::headscratch::

 

Behind every little nugget of truth, are a lot of gross exaggerations. B)

 

Good post Kasnas.

[Aliana Lucindak 0]

Ok...that cleared up a lot of questions for me. ::headscratch::

I agree with the headscratch.

Someday I am going to do something like that for men as you can see they cannot understand females.

~Ali

Edited August 5, 2008 by Aliana Lucindak

[Shane 0]

I don't think a lot of us guys don't even want to try to understand women. It's easier for us to pretend we already do. B)

[Aliana Lucindak 0]

I don't think a lot of us guys don't even want to try to understand women. It's easier for us to pretend we already do. B)

How so?

~Ali

[Shane 0]

From what I've heard it's a very complex subject, one that I am not willing to devote time and energy to learn until I'm married. I'd rather spend my time in the Bible or on Star Trek. B)

Edited August 5, 2008 by Shane

[Aliana Lucindak 0]

From what I've heard it's a very complex subject, one that I am not willing to devote time and energy to learn until I'm married. I'd rather spend my time in the Bible or on Star Trek. B)

hmmm, I think I'll look it up then ^^

~Ali

[Samantha_Kent 0]

From what I've heard it's a very complex subject, one that I am not willing to devote time and energy to learn until I'm married. I'd rather spend my time in the Bible or on Star Trek. :)

 

::chuckles:: Good luck, sir. *I* don't even understand women, and I am one.

 

Don't actually understand men, either. The entire human race (particularly the subsection of it with which I regularly interact) ceased to make any logical sense to me a long time ago, and that is perfectly fine with me. B)

[Aliana Lucindak 0]

::chuckles:: Good luck, sir. *I* don't even understand women, and I am one.

 

Don't actually understand men, either. The entire human race (particularly the subsection of it with which I regularly interact) ceased to make any logical sense to me a long time ago, and that is perfectly fine with me. B)

Same here. We don't make sense and personally, if we did make sense I have a feeling I would want to kill myself.

~Ali

[Shane 0]

To try to understand humans is futile! ::bursts open the plasma coolant tank to destroy the ugly Borg queen::

Edited August 6, 2008 by Shane

[STSF Shadow 0]

To try to understand humans is futile!

 

Indeed.

[Travis Kroells 0]

If there are any coin experts in the crowd, I was wondering if this 1921 Morgan Silver Dollar I picked up is worth anything.

[Aliana Lucindak 0]

If there are any coin experts in the crowd, I was wondering if this 1921 Morgan Silver Dollar I picked up is worth anything.

well 15 dollars if it is in circulated condition and 33-34 dollars if it is an uncirculated one. At least thats what I think it is. Try looking it up.

~Ali

[Abe Kas 0]

well 15 dollars if it is in circulated condition and 33-34 dollars if it is an uncirculated one. At least thats what I think it is. Try looking it up.

~Ali

 

However you think of it, having real silver in these days could be a good thing. Keep the Morgan in your safe deposit box.

[Travis Kroells 0]

well 15 dollars if it is in circulated condition and 33-34 dollars if it is an uncirculated one. At least thats what I think it is. Try looking it up.

~Ali

 

I did, but I got a ridiculously high amount and figured it couldn't be right. I know at the very least it's worth 12 bucks for it's silver content.

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Had to comment regarding the Swedish olympic wrestler, Abrahamian, who pulled off his Bronze medal in disgust during the flag ceremony. The reason? "He came here for a Gold medal".

 

So ... he represents his country as a whole, is obviously the best of the best if he even made it to the Olympics, has trained for the competition for who knows how many years, and proceeds to tarnish all that and throw the work and preparation away with one stupid action. I also read he did a little temper tantrum act, argued with the referree call, had to be restrained, and slammed a door or two. And, no one is even mentioning the other Gold and Silver winners who had their moment upended by his actions during the ceremony. He's sure getting the press though isn't he, rather then the Gold winner?

 

Supposedly, the Olympic committee is considering disciplinary action against Abrahamian. I hope the officials slam this little Man Princess with so many sanctions or whatever that his head spins.

 

I can't believe people like this man get sent to the Olympics and there's some fourteen year old kid who dreams of going and is unable to and then we get stuck with the pleasure of watching the fallout from a jack@ss like Arahamian. It's just an unfortunate thing, ya know? Overall, I'm sure good sportsmanship is the order of the day at the Olympics.

 

And, I didn't but this little blurb here as a springboard for some of the more world debate oriented individuals to comment on the political side of the countries or what have you. Let's keep it Olympics oriented folks, thanks.

[Torre Ze'Rea 0]

What a jack@ss. Leave it to humons to lower the bar even more.

~Ze'Rea

Edited August 15, 2008 by Torre Ze'Rea

[Samantha_Kent 0]

Had to comment regarding the Swedish olympic wrestler, Abrahamian, who pulled off his Bronze medal in disgust during the flag ceremony. The reason? "He came here for a Gold medal".

 

So ... he represents his country as a whole, is obviously the best of the best if he even made it to the Olympics, has trained for the competition for who knows how many years, and proceeds to tarnish all that and throw the work and preparation away with one stupid action. I also read he did a little temper tantrum act, argued with the referree call, had to be restrained, and slammed a door or two. And, no one is even mentioning the other Gold and Silver winners who had their moment upended by his actions during the ceremony. He's sure getting the press though isn't he, rather then the Gold winner?

 

Supposedly, the Olympic committee is considering disciplinary action against Abrahamian. I hope the officials slam this little Man Princess with so many sanctions or whatever that his head spins.

 

I can't believe people like this man get sent to the Olympics and there's some fourteen year old kid who dreams of going and is unable to and then we get stuck with the pleasure of watching the fallout from a jack@ss like Arahamian. It's just an unfortunate thing, ya know? Overall, I'm sure good sportsmanship is the order of the day at the Olympics.

 

And, I didn't but this little blurb here as a springboard for some of the more world debate oriented individuals to comment on the political side of the countries or what have you. Let's keep it Olympics oriented folks, thanks.

 

Yeah...I read about this, and quite honestly, it made me laugh out loud.

 

According to Yahoo, Abrahamian is quoted as saying: "I don't care about this medal. I wanted gold." This just strikes me as such an utterly ridiculous, arrogant thing for someone to say that I almost have to wonder if the man is just trying to pull everyone's leg in some misguided way. Of course you wanted gold. Everyone wants gold. But you got bronze and you are still in a position that most athletes and in fact most people generally would give their eye teeth and sensitive body parts to even approach.

 

It's stupid and arrogant and overdramatic and frankly bizarre. In fact, Beijing 2008 has turned out to be something of the Drama!Olympics. Proof that God is a simmer.

[Torre Ze'Rea 0]

Yeah...I read about this, and quite honestly, it made me laugh out loud.

 

According to Yahoo, Abrahamian is quoted as saying: "I don't care about this medal. I wanted gold." This just strikes me as such an utterly ridiculous, arrogant thing for someone to say that I almost have to wonder if the man is just trying to pull everyone's leg in some misguided way. Of course you wanted gold. Everyone wants gold. But you got bronze and you are still in a position that most athletes and in fact most people generally would give their eye teeth and sensitive body parts to even approach.

 

It's stupid and arrogant and overdramatic and frankly bizarre. In fact, Beijing 2008 has turned out to be something of the Drama!Olympics. Proof that God is a simmer.

lol, I knew deities wouldn't just sit up in the sky and eat. They would sim!

~Ze'Rea

[Tom Servo 0]

you know, the more i read through these threads, the more i realize that i am consorting with so many like minded people! all the spacey stuff (sorhel's link to heavens above, which might i add is really cool), all the star trek chatter, and even the go-no-where-but-all-in-good-fun topics make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[eagle 0]

Speaking of fuzzy feelings...::Begins singing the SPAM song..!:

:D

[will_marx 0]

Speaking of fuzzy feelings...::Begins singing the SPAM song..!:

:D

 

Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

 

Bloody Vikings.

[Samantha_Kent 0]

I WANT MY INTERNET BACK!!!!!!!! :D :P :( :( :(

 

Never, ever, ever, EVER sign up with Comcast. Eight days and counting with no service...four scheduled tech visits somehow mysteriously misplaced in their database...it's a miracle I am still alive...::clings on tight to the nearest person as she is pulled back down into the abyss::

 

HALP!