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"Hail to The Geek" by the Deaf Pedestrians

 

 

I got a spiderman t-shirt

I got Converse that are rotting off my feet

I got a bad mustache

a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my stash

Man it's good to be a geek

 

Well it's good to be a geek

It's good to be a creep

It's good to draw my pictures

that no one will ever see.

It's good to be a geek

It's good to be unknown

It's good I'm never waiting

right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...

 

I play dungeons and dragons

I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief

got seven hit die on my backstab

sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.

It's good to be a geek

It's good to play the freak

It's good to comb my mullet once every other week

As far as I can see

It's good to play the Wii

Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3

Cuz no one ever...

 

Chorus:

Someday I'll learn to play guitar

Start up a band and be a star

And when you wind up pumping gas

Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

 

I'm addicted to Star Trek

I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak

I find I'm more inclined

to spend the bulk of my time

on the starship enterprise

than talking to girls I meet

 

it's good to have a plan

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

cuz no one ever...

 

Chorus:

Someday I'll learn to play guitar

Start up a band and be a star

And when you wind up pumping gas

Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

 

Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie

tenth grade is when I got the indian burn

four years of continuous wedgies

wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn

someday I'll buy a fancy condo

someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house

someday you'll kiss my a$$

 

It's good to make some noise

it's good to scream outloud

it's good to feel immortal

like your last name is McCloud

it's good to be a geek

its good to be unseen

its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen

it's good to be a geek

it's good to be the man

it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan

It's good to be a geek

It's good to be unknown

It's good I'm never waiting

right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...

 

I got a bad mustache

a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash

I spend it on my stash

Man it's good to be a geek

You know I don't intend

To look like Boba Fett

I got my helmet set

Although it makes me sweat

Man it's good to be a geek!

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The Smurfs are apparently fifty years old today, and were created by a European cartoonist and appeared in a comic strip in 1958. All this time, and I thought they were first created back in the 80's, and strictly for Saturday morning cartoons. Remember those? Saturday cartoons? A lost art.

 

You learn something new every day! Smurfy!

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Wow that is Smurftastic! You are right though, They dont really smurf cartoons for Saturday morning anymore. I think its sad that a smurfy thing like Saturday morning cartoons are on the verge of being smurfed.

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So, if you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn?

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I dont know how to reply to that.

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I do!!! Purple! You can take my word for it or ask Gargamel...

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The BADGERS are coming !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:unsure: :D :lol:

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There is no way that the kid in Superman Returns could have been Superman's. It isn't that they are different species, it's that as soon as the pregnant Lois Lane stepped into the yellow sun's rays Superbaby (or Superfetus or Superunviabletissuemass depending on how you see it) would kick right through her innards.

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There is no way that the kid in Superman Returns could have been Superman's. It isn't that they are different species, it's that as soon as the pregnant Lois Lane stepped into the yellow sun's rays Superbaby (or Superfetus or Superunviabletissuemass depending on how you see it) would kick right through her innards.

Reminds me of a funny short story by Larry Niven called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

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I think I have decided that if every one just treated life like one big star trek episode it would make me alot happier :D

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There is a deer staring at me through the window. ::cowers::

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I know exactly what you mean, I have a sinister black cat glaring at me from a nearby tree, I get the feeling its about to attack me... :D

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Wow now where is the Croc hunter, he could wrestle the deer the cat and the tiger. Oh thats right...

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It's so cold out that I got a freakin nose bleed!

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Travis, atleast it isnt so cold that your work load is almost doubled because were forced to keep the oil above -40. It might sound easy to all of you down south were its nice and warm, but when its almost -50 that gets very difficult to do. Atleast we got a heated hanger to JUST get it warm enough and enough time to get out, and started. Now this is cold. Ohh, and thats not counting the wind chill. Were below -50 after you count that. I really need to get a transfer to the Maldives base

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Travis, atleast it isnt so cold that your work load is almost doubled because were forced to keep the oil above -40. It might sound easy to all of you down south were its nice and warm, but when its almost -50 that gets very difficult to do. Atleast we got a heated hanger to JUST get it warm enough and enough time to get out, and started. Now this is cold. Ohh, and thats not counting the wind chill. Were below -50 after you count that. I really need to get a transfer to the Maldives base

 

Try spending most of the day out on a missile site in -73 wind chills in a diesel crew cab, while maintenance is down below in +70 temps. I think we got the truck up to 5 or 10 below running the front heater, rear heater, putting it in gear and setting the parking brake, and placing an M-16 on the gas pedal

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I can't complain about cold, I suppose, but the main walkway on campus is a fracking wind tunnel right now. Could barely walk to class without falling over.

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Okay I just so happen to be a teacher at a middle school and I think it is draining all hope I have for the future generations of our planet. I'm sorry somebody had to say it.

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Try spending most of the day out on a missile site in -73 wind chills in a diesel crew cab, while maintenance is down below in +70 temps. I think we got the truck up to 5 or 10 below running the front heater, rear heater, putting it in gear and setting the parking brake, and placing an M-16 on the gas pedal

 

Hmm, ok, that might be a bit worse. Atleast we got a ops room at a sane temperature. But getting the Twotters into the hanger still proves to be difficult and gets you really cold. And im guessing you dont have the worlds best equipment for living in the cold.

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Hmm, ok, that might be a bit worse. Atleast we got a ops room at a sane temperature. But getting the Twotters into the hanger still proves to be difficult and gets you really cold. And im guessing you dont have the worlds best equipment for living in the cold.

 

Nope, and what really bit the big one is that every other trip out ito the missile field got canceled that day because of the cold. Except for mine! Fortunately, that incident happened close to 15 years ago, and I'm a little older, a little wiser.

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Nope, and what really bit the big one is that every other trip out ito the missile field got canceled that day because of the cold. Except for mine! Fortunately, that incident happened close to 15 years ago, and I'm a little older, a little wiser.

 

Very true...If your signature is still correct, you moved to Keesler.

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Very true...If your signature is still correct, you moved to Keesler.

 

I'm only at Keesler for school until the middle of March.

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Has anyone seen my left shoe?

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Have you checked your left foot?

 

If it's not there, I bet you find it in the last place you look.

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