Please stay off topic!

[Images 0]

"Wax on, wax off" - Mr. Miyagi

[Kansas 0]

The Predator is way cooler then the Alien. The Alien is the deadlier of the two, however. Please debate among yourselves.

[Guest Quintessa]

where are the elbows on an armchair? where are the feet on a table leg?

[Travis Kroells 0]

Uhh...

 

 

 

What?

[V'Roy 0]

I remember that episode, and the ending made absolutely no sense.

 

There is Picard in his Dixon Hill costume, he has just spoken some weird alien greeting, they answer him in English, a new day supposedly dawns between the two civilizations... and then nothing happens! The conversation just ends and they never see each other again! What's the ($%&*ing point?

[Hilee 0]

Makes perfect point V'Roy...this is off topic topic is it not??

[Travis Kroells 0]

Space doesn't make sense. If it did we wouldn't have Chewbacca, 7 of 9, and the last two seasons of Stargate SG-1. Heck, real space doesn't even make sense.

 

Speaking of which, what happened to the International Space Station? Are we still messing around with that thing?

[will_marx 0]

Speaking of which, what happened to the International Space Station? Are we still messing around with that thing?

 

Yes

[Arch Angel 0]

In a word Trav.....Yes...(hey guy you really need to stay up on current events ^_^ )

[Guest Ens Kas]

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/shuttle_station/index.html

 

Take a look here, and you can even get the schedule to view it as it flys overhead. Most people don't believe it, but you can see it with the naked eye. Looks like a star, but moving!

[Laehval tTemarr 0]

Someone mailed me a Jayne hat today!

 

Okay, so it isn't orange...

And it doesn't have ear flaps...

And it doesn't really look like Jayne's hat...

And it is actually blue with a big pink pom pom on the top...

 

But in my heart - it is my Jayne hat.

So shuddup.

[Jean-Luc 0]

The Night Of The Hit Attempt

 

'Twas the night of the hit attempt, and all through the estate

Some were not sleeping 'cause the party'd run late

The drapes were left open by Fredo with care

Not knowing Roth's hitmen soon would be there

 

Kay C. was nestled all snug in her bed

While hopes of legitimacy danced in her head

And Mama still thinking of Connie and Merle

Hoping her daughter would be a good girl

 

When out on the lawn there arose a slight clatter

Michael looked through the drapes to see what was the matter

Then away from the window he sprang like a hare

As the sound of the gunfire rang through the air

 

He crawled on the floor to reach Kay in her bed

And then pulled her down while he cradled her head

The shooting was over and so was the noise

In the room where the children come play with their toys

 

Michael ran out, though his eyes were still bleary

"Where's Rocco? Where's Fredo? Where's Hagen and Neri?"

"Get them alive, Rocco" is what Michael said

But he knew that the hitmen were already dead

 

Back in the house Michael sat down with Tom

And said "I'm going to Florida, you'll be the new Don

"There's a traitor among us who's name I can't leak"

But he thought it was Fredo, so stupid and weak

 

On the way to Miami, Mike started to think

About those he had killed without even a blink

McCluskey, Sollozzo, Stracchi and Rizzi

Moe Greene, Tattaglia, Tessio, and Barzini

 

And he knew he'd be adding one more to that list

And when he found him, his lips he would kiss

The kiss of death he would get, then his life would be lost

But that still left the question: Pentangelli or Roth

 

By the end of the movie, Michael knew who it was

Ola, and Fredo, and Roth was the buzz

So Mike had them all killed, but his mind was still frozen

On Hyman Roth's words about the business he'd chosen

 

Michael tried to retire...his head started to spin

"As soon as I'm out, they just pull me back in"

He made Vincent the Don, much to his delight

And decided to go to the opera that night

 

But due to events which unfolded, to wit:

Mike didn't know that there'd be one more hit

Both twins were killed; it was really quite scary

But what made it worse was, the killer got Mary

 

So Michael died wealthy, although really quite poor

He won many battles, but still lost the war

And now final words for my friends on this site:

Happy holidays to all...watch The Godfather tonight!

 

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I think all people who have seen the 2nd and 3rd godfather movies will appreciate this

[Joe Wilson 0]

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Discuss

[Dumbass 0]

Whenever someone dies in a hospital, the nurses and doctors always tell the family he died peacefully, even if he didn't.

 

If I go out in a hospital, I want them to tell my family "Peaceful? Heck, it took two big orderlies to hold him down! He injured three nurses going out! One of them is still in traction!"

[Merina 0]

Leeeets do the time warp agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

[will_marx 0]

Leeeets do the time warp agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

 

It's just a jump to the left

[Arch Angel 0]

"Let's go down to the lab....And see what's on the slab"...Hee,Hee.... ^_^

[Kansas_Jones 0]

Someone mailed me a Jayne hat today!

 

Okay, so it isn't orange...

And it doesn't have ear flaps...

And it doesn't really look like Jayne's hat...

And it is actually blue with a big pink pom pom on the top...

 

But in my heart - it is my Jayne hat.

So shuddup.

 

You have a uber-Jayne hat? w00t! I truely think the Jayne hat is a great fashion statement. :-D

 

(notice I bypassed everything else for this quote? It's all about Firefly.)

[Merina 0]

Awwww come on its the time warp.

[Pneuma 0]

You have a uber-Jayne hat? w00t! I truely think the Jayne hat is a great fashion statement. :-D

 

(notice I bypassed everything else for this quote? It's all about Firefly.)

 

It really is all about the firefly, and to celebrate the finding of a Jayne hat...

 

 

He robbed from the rich

And he gave to the poor

Stood up to the man

And gave him what for

Our love for him now

Ain't hard to explain

The hero of Canton

The man they call Jayne

 

Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'

He saw the mudders' lament

And he saw the magistrate takin'

Every dollar and leavin' five cents

So he said "you can't do that to my people"

He said "you can't crush them under your heel"

So Jayne strapped on his hat

And in 5 seconds flat

Stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal

 

He robbed from the rich

And he gave to the poor

Stood up to the man

And gave him what for

Our love for him now

Ain't hard to explain

The hero of Canton

The man they call Jayne

 

Now here is what separates heroes

From common folk like you and I

The man they call Jayne

He turned 'round his plane

And let that money hit sky

He dropped it onto our houses

He dropped it into our yards

The man they called Jayne

He stole away our pain

And headed out for the stars

 

He robbed from the rich

And he gave to the poor

Stood up to the man

And gave him what for

Our love for him now

Ain't hard to explain

The hero of Canton

The man they call Jayne

[Travis Kroells 0]

His eyes just follow you...wherever you go...

[Hilee 0]

And now for something totally different....::keys the Monty Python music :: :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

Edited January 12, 2008 by Travis Kroells

[Samantha_Kent 0]

Whaaaa' hoppppppin'?!?!

[Bill Newbold 0]

make it so so.