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I hate it when you're planning a birthday party and so many of the guests badger you for it to be fancy dress that you finally do. Then low and behold when you announce that fact, the other half of your guests are all absolutely against the very idea of it and spurn you for it.

 

You just can't win...

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And now....spam,spam...oh glorius spam :P

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I hate it when you're planning a birthday party and so many of the guests badger you for it to be fancy dress that you finally do. Then low and behold when you announce that fact, the other half of your guests are all absolutely against the very idea of it and spurn you for it.

 

You just can't win...

 

There's always another way to do it. Like holding it at a naturalist camp. No need to worry about clothes then.

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There's always another way to do it. Like holding it at a naturalist camp. No need to worry about clothes then.

 

See, this is why I like this guy.

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There's always another way to do it. Like holding it at a naturalist camp. No need to worry about clothes then.

That would be Naturist, not Naturalist - big difference. Suffice to say that Euell Gibbons and Marlin Perkins were Naturalists, but nobody wanted to see them naked.

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"Lord, what fools these Mortals be." A Midsummer's Night Dream.

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That would be Naturist, not Naturalist - big difference. Suffice to say that Euell Gibbons and Marlin Perkins were Naturalists, but nobody wanted to see them naked.

 

Then perhaps I should have just said, quite simply, "Hold it at a Nudist colony."

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Then perhaps I should have just said, quite simply, "Hold it at a Nudist colony."

 

Watch out for squirrels.

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Watch out for squirrels.

 

 

Yeah, really. Especially those crazy kamikaze squirrels. Squirrels today have no respect for people's property.

 

 

Flaming Squirrel ignites car

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Yeah, really. Especially those crazy kamikaze squirrels. Squirrels today have no respect for people's property.

Flaming Squirrel ignites car

 

Only in Bayonne. And only in the Star Ledger. :P :lol: :angry: :lol: :lol:

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Yeah, really. Especially those crazy kamikaze squirrels. Squirrels today have no respect for people's property.

Flaming Squirrel ignites car

 

A local radio show did a piece on that story this morning! I just completely lost it in the car on the way to work, I was laughing so hard. I mean, the dang stupid thing chews into wires, ignites, and falls onto the car, eventually getting into the engine. Can you imagine that call to the insurance company? roflmao.

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So I am starting to freak out. San Diego is on fire and I have a bad feeling I might have to evacuate in the next couple of hours. Keep So Cal in your prayers everyone.

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Yeah, I've been watching that on the news Porter. Really sad stuff about all the land marks burning down, and all the people that have had to be evacuated. I heard this is a all time record draught for Cali too. But all the buildings lost is still better then anyone dieing.

 

We've been having weird weather here in MN too. We had something like the third driest summer, and now that fall and harvest time is here, we're having one of the wettest. Everythings all backwards.

 

Thoughts go out to all those affected, on STSF and not.

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I was invited to San Diego and my trip would have been last weekend. Good thing I didn't go.

 

A couple years ago I was in San Diego and the same thing happened.

 

Hey, isn't Precip from San Diego?

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He is from California...Yes, But as of ths weekend(Saturday night) he is...ok.

Hope all others are as well...::prayers going out to all:: :)

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Did everyone get their "I Voted Today" sticker? :) Or are you too cool to wear one?

 

It's like the Hatfields and McCoys around here. I'm moving to Canada before we have another Civil War.

 

Not all states had elections today.

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And now...Spam,spam,spam glorius spam ,with eggs,tea,biscuits,and glorius spam :)

 

But I don't like SPAM!

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Its an acryonm for stuff posing as ham. I just dont get it. Spam is giant here in Minnesota (where it originated, I know...Im sorry.) once a year theres this Spam festival where people show off their Spam recipies. Its sad, they cook with the stuff like its real food.

 

Then again, we here in South Canada do do some strange things. Im pretty sure its culture confusion or something like that.

 

WHEN IS IT GOING TO SNOW!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?11//1!?!?/1

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WHEN IS IT GOING TO SNOW!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?11//1!?!?/1

 

Probably around Thanksgiving. Any freezing rain yet?

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You know what is really popular in Hawaii? Spam Sushi.

 

I'm serious! They scarf that stuff up!

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Probably around Thanksgiving. Any freezing rain yet?

 

A little bit, we also had a few flurries about a week ago or so, but I dont consider it snow until you have to shovel yourself out of the driveway.

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A little bit, we also had a few flurries about a week ago or so, but I dont consider it snow until you have to shovel yourself out of the driveway.

 

I consider snow a couple of inches, but then I'm from Jersey, but stuck on the Gulf Coast until March. If there was ever any snow down here, I think they'd declare a state of emergency and panic.

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:) I love snow, but for now all we are getting is rain.

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I consider snow a couple of inches, but then I'm from Jersey, but stuck on the Gulf Coast until March. If there was ever any snow down here, I think they'd declare a state of emergency and panic.

 

I hear you man. A number of years back I went to Florida on vacation for the first week or so of January. It averaged around 65-70, which was Eden compared to the 10 degrees I left behind in Minnesota. And yet I was considered insane by the locals walking around in heavy sweatshirts and jackets.

 

Sheesh, it was hard enough to readjust to the cold after being gone for a week, I have to doubt anyone from the south could even handle a northern winter :)

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