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Dr. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

 

Elaine: Well, we had a choice, steak or fish.

 

Dr. Rumack: Yes, I remember, I had the lasagna.

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Would you like the chicken or the fish???

 

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam and Spam

 

And for you 24 fans here:

 

The real McCoy(No pun intended)

Edited by will_marx

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My butt itches.

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Vanilla or chocolate?

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My butt itches.

 

Oh Great! DA just unleashed the Simpsons with the itchy and scratchy show :angry:

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Oh Great! DA just unleashed the Simpsons with the itchy and scratchy show :angry:

 

Actually, I think my previous reply was elegant and simple in it's solution.

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To Be or not To Be that is the Question. . . ?

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It is not the qustion of to be or not but...

 

Life is a play preformed by a idiot. who struts his time on the stage for a hour or so and then, takes his leave.

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It is not the qustion of to be or not but...

 

Life is a play preformed by a idiot. who struts his time on the stage for a hour or so and then, takes his leave.

 

Someone is obviously critical of theatre and/or had a bad experience. Such a shame, after all where do you think Patrick Stewart got his start?

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To Be or not To Be that is the Question. . . ?
To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause: there's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life;

For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,

The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,

The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office and the spurns

That patient merit of the unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,

To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

But that the dread of something after death,

The undiscover'd country from whose bourn

No traveler returns, puzzles the will

And makes us rather bear those ills we have

Than fly to others that we know not of?

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;

And thus the native hue of resolution

Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprises of great pith and moment

With this regard their currents turn awry,

And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!

The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons

Be all my sins remember'd.

 

Now he's getting me started.

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Ok..how about a large banna float,with extra choc.and cherries on top..

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I have a headache.

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I have a headache.

 

 

Hmm I didn't think those of us on the Reaent have had a chance to with your brain yet. . .

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Hmm I didn't think those of us on the Reaent have had a chance to with your brain yet. . .

 

Did you find the chewing gum my brother Van Roy left under your seat?

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Did you find the chewing gum my brother Van Roy left under your seat?

So hes the one . . .

Edited by Pneuma

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"And thus I clothe my naked villany

With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ,

And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."

 

Points for whomever finds what play that's from :angry:

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King Richard III, act 1, scene 3, lines 336-338.

 

Give us something harder next time.

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::snerk:: Google is your friend I see.

 

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."

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::snerk:: Google is your friend I see.

 

"When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin."

 

Oh please. Kafka's Metamorphosis. And I was able to answer it without Google.

 

Try this one for size:

In primis concessisse Deo et hac presenti carta nostra confirmasse, pro nobis et heredibus nostris in perpetuum, quod Anglicana ecclesie libera sit, et habeat jura sua integra, et libertates suas illesas; et ita volumus observari; quod apparet ex eo quod libertatem electionum, que maxima et magis necessaria reputatur ecclesie Anglicane, mera et spontanea voluntate, ante discordiam inter nos et barones nostros motam, concessimus et carta nostra confirmavimus, et eam obtinuimus a domino papa Innocentio tercio confirmari; quam et nos observabimus et ab heredibus nostris in perpetuum bona fide volumus observari.

 

Concessimus eciam omnibus liberis hominibus regni nostri, pro nobis et heredibus nostris in perpetuum, omnes libertates subscriptas, habendas et tenendas eis et heredibus suis, de nobis et heredibus nostris.

 

Enjoy.

Edited by will_marx

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Upon first concessisse Deo and this side presence carta our confirmasse , for us and inheritance our upon unbroken , and Anglicana church free he is , and government jura her integrity , and freedom persuasive discourse he ; and and so volumus observari ; and it is evident out of to go and freedom electionum , and maxima and more necessary reputatur church Anglicane mera and spontanea voluntary , before disagreement among we and dolt our motam concessimus and carta our confirmavimus , and she obtinuimus a master tutor Blameless tercio to confirm ; how and we observabimus and counting from inheritance our upon unbroken good qualities faithful volumus observari. Concessimus eciam omnibus children hominibus to reign our , for us and inheritance our upon unbroken omnes freedom subscriptas , government and tenendas these and inheritance suis , about us and inheritance our.

 

Makes about as much sense in Latin as it does in English.

Edited by Dumbass

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The Magna Carta. ::hated reading it in Latin::

 

Nickel, what is nickel, it is originally rid of a cover.

 

The change in that is that red weakens an hour. The change has come. There is no search. But there is, there is that hope and that interpretation and sometime, surely any is unwelcome, sometime there is breath and there will be a sinecure and charming very charming is that clean and cleansing. Certainly glittering is handsome and convincing.

 

There is no gratitude in mercy and in medicine. There can be breakages in Japanese. That is no programme. That is no color chosen. It was chosen yesterday, that showed spitting and perhaps washing and polishing. It certainly showed no obligation and perhaps if borrowing is not natural there is some use in giving.

 

Bonus points if you can do it with out looking it up on Google.

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The Magna Carta. ::hated reading it in Latin::

Bonus points if you can do it with out looking it up on Google.

 

Stein. Lest we develop a topic, I shall not reply in kind.

 

I got a haircut today.

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I got a haircut today.

 

Which hair did you get cut?

Edited by Dumbass

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