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Have you ever paid 8 bucks to see a movie you didn't like but got more than 8 bucks worth out of complaining to your friends about it? It's kinda like that.

 

Yeah there's nothing like boring your friends to death with reviews about bad movies. I do it all the time. ;)

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I dont know about other State Fairs, but here in Minnesota one of the general "themes" is food on a stick. It wasn't such a big thing in the past, you could mostly get a giant pickle and whatnot, but recently its exploded into this big thing at the fair. You can get pizza, spaghetti, deep fried candy bars, tacos, just about anything you can think of.

 

Most of it is pretty good suprisingly. I didn't get a chance to go this year, so I don't know if there's been any new additions, but if you ever happen to make it to my neck of the woods, you absolutely have to get a deep fried Milky Way bar. Its probably the most welcome heart attack I ever had.

 

Anyone else's county/state fairs have weird things like this?

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::rereads his post, blink::

 

Err, I've never had a heart attack. I typed that out so idioticly.

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Its probably the most welcome heart attack I ever had.

 

Anyone else's county/state fairs have weird things like this?

 

 

Fool! Heart attacks aren't something to be welcomed. Unless in bed with two gorgeous women (or guys for the women on the board), preferably between the ages of 19 and 26.

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(or guys for the women on the board)

 

Are women really turned on by having 2 guys at the same time? I don't think so but then again I'm not a woman.

 

I had a deep fried Twinkie dipped in chocolate and covered in powdered sugar and whipped cream once. Mmmm ;)

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Are women really turned on by having 2 guys at the same time? I don't think so but then again I'm not a woman.

Just being fair about it, DA

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As far as gorgeous women are concerned, well I do like cool whip.

 

Now that I'm not touching with a ten meter cattle prod.

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I had a dream once where Wesley Crusher was in a frilly dress and singing "On the Good Starship Lollipop." I can only conclude this was a hazing ceremony for Nova Squadron.

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I had a dream once where Wesley Crusher was in a frilly dress and singing "On the Good Starship Lollipop." I can only conclude this was a hazing ceremony for Nova Squadron.

 

 

Umm, ok. One question though, you didn't take any nitetime cough medicine before you went to sleep did you?

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Sendai Riko Posted Today, 05:40 PM

I had a dream once where Wesley Crusher was in a frilly dress and singing "On the Good Starship Lollipop." I can only conclude this was a hazing ceremony for Nova Squadron.

 

um yeah That I just wouldnt touch . . .Period.

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I do have a gay mate of mine who celebrated the day Wil Wheaton was legal. You know that terible TNG episode "Justice" where Wesley Crusher hangs out on a planet filled with big buff men in togas? He can't get enough of it.

 

Though watching it with him is more awkward than can be believed.

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That show was always a double edged sword for me. I mean, there'd be half naked chicks everywhere!\\

 

...And then there'd be half naked men everywhere.

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What does Santa do when his reindeer have to go to the bathroom in mid flight. I hope he has a bug shield.

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Umm, ok. One question though, you didn't take any nitetime cough medicine before you went to sleep did you?

 

No, but I did have pizza very soon before going to bed. My subconscious and I... well, if it were possible, I would have had a very stern, long talk with it, but being the subconscious makes that awfully difficult. And I really should have said I had a "nightmare" about said disturbing imagery.

 

It's not the only Trek dream I've had, but even the ones with rampaging Borg weren't that bad. Anyone else dream/nightmare Trek?

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So anyways this one time at Space Camp well yeah there was this Vulcan and she was like Your so illogical than this Bajoran guy was like "Dude no way" and I was like Dude...chill man its space camp....I am bored

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So anyways this one time at Space Camp well yeah there was this Vulcan and she was like Your so illogical than this Bajoran guy was like "Dude no way" and I was like Dude...chill man its space camp....I am bored

 

 

I can tell

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The Breakfast Club is a "classic" movie I can't stand. 2001: A Space Odyssey is a snoozefest. There are many others...

 

 

No, but I did have pizza very soon before going to bed. My subconscious and I... well, if it were possible, I would have had a very stern, long talk with it, but being the subconscious makes that awfully difficult. And I really should have said I had a "nightmare" about said disturbing imagery.

 

It's not the only Trek dream I've had, but even the ones with rampaging Borg weren't that bad. Anyone else dream/nightmare Trek?

 

I've had a couple Borg dreams, but I mostly dream Star Wars. One recurring theme for me is a bunch of stormtroopers (or Borg) on my back porch. And they're shooting at me, and I'm shooting back. The other is the Emperor jumps out of my instrument case when I'm about to practice, and he starts electrocuting me.

 

I have weird dreams.

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I had a werid dream about giant green slugs eating people and me with a phaser rifle, and there was a floating bannana. my dreams are useally weird.

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My dreams usually involve Zombies and/or Sex.

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I get the zombies often too. If its a nightmare, its gonna be those damn walking dead. I'm usually with a pack of friends and/or family trying to survive in a horribly afflicted city. I get to be kickass and have a winchester rifle but the dreams ALWAYS end with me being torn apart horribly by the ungodly hordes. That's not too bad though since usually my death allows the rest of the team to survive but there was one time where we were holed up in an apartment block and I told everyone, "its clear outside, run for it to the truck and I'll wait here for my girlfriend." They all run outside and I wait at the window. I then see the group get eaten by a swarm of the buggers who popped out of nowhere. Then my girlfriend pops up, tells me she's been bitten, dies right there, bites me, and while more and more walking dead lumber into the apartment I realise I'm screwed so I jump out the window to my demise.

 

Now thats a crap night's sleep.

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Im rather envious of you that get the cool dreams. Im always in control of mine, so much so that I cant remember the last nitemare I had, nor the last cool original one for that matter. Most of mine involve fixing code or programming something new that I kick around in my head.

 

What does Santa do when his reindeer have to go to the bathroom in mid flight. I hope he has a bug shield.

 

Marsh, that is funny. Perhaps the jolly Ho Ho Ho is really Oh No No No

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The *only* reason this 2003 dream is seeing the daylight on these boards is because I can logically explain it after.

 

Alrighty. It is twilight, set somewhere in the open country/mildly populated area. I am riding a motorcyle (yes, I do have a license) at a pretty good clip. I am tearing through some sort of grass field, then I catch some serious air over the grass. To my right, there is a brown and white male Husky (not a wolf) running and then leaping through the air in time with myself. The cycle itself is a retro 40-50's type style, with a white gas tank.

 

Are y'all over your "Kansas, sweety, lay off the cheesy poofs before bedtime" reaction?

 

In 2003 I very much needed to leave my then job; I kept balking, and obviously this dream was my sub conscious giving me a nice little boost. The motorcycle, I am sure, represents freedom in general, and freedom from the job. A few months prior, I had taken courses and the riding class to recieve a motorcycle license (I also had the bumps and bruises to prove it to when I and the course bike I had been using went down ;) ) - so this way cool achievement, skid out and all, was still on my mind and entered into the dream. I like retro bike designs, so thats the reason for the design in the dream. White also represents freedom? Not sure. The grass would be the mess of a jungle job I found myself at. The open/ country area was a nice contrast for the suburbia/city areas that most of us work in. As for the Husky? I am sure I saw a few Husky dogs being walked in my area, so that explains that, and I've always considered them a pretty dog. And well, catching air is just cool in general.

 

It is funny what dreams tell us. And yes, I did leave that job eventually. ;-)

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Problem with my Zombie dreams are that they're either so whacked that I know it's fake, or they're so realistic that I wake up and call people to make sure it's not the end of the world.

 

I remember one a while back where the town was going to hell, and I was with my father for some reason. We're both in the garage, and I'm loading up the car with supplies and things that make heads explode nicely. For absolutely no reason, he starts grilling! I don't know if this attracted the Zombies or not, but the next thing I know, they bust in and eat his face. I know I'm screwed so I off myself and fall out of the bed.

 

One other weird dream I had happened way back in middle school, but I remember it still to this day. I don't know where it came from, but it was one of those classic black and white Dick Tracy style dreams. Everything was in black and white, and remember narrating the dream to myself like in the movies. It was the greatest: Guns, sexy dames from my school coming into the P.I. for help. Ugh I wish I could relive that one again.

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I work for an inventory service and with that I always have a 10 digit calculator straped to my side. I have been working so much lately that I woke myself up tapping on my leg like that stupid machine was there! ::Shivers:: That was a nightmare. I mean why the heck do I wanna dream about the one place I dread being. I just as soon have the zombies. I mean come on you get invited to dinner of course there is the draw back that YOU are dinner but hey it sure beats work!

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