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Dumbass

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I'm not touching this with a ten meter cattle prod.

You can lift a ten meter cattle prod?

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You can lift a ten meter cattle prod?

 

Why, yes I can.

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OK, I want pictures. Video. Some kind of proof. We are talking meters, now, not feet.

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OK, I want pictures. Video. Some kind of proof. We are talking meters, now, not feet.

 

Ya know, DA, if you believe that, I've got a bridge for sale in New York. Has a great view of the Manhattan skyline.

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I did something really stupid when I was 5, I saw my cat beat up my dog when it stuck her nose in his face, so I put my kitten outside cause I wanted to see it beat up my 2 dogs, it didn't go to well... :blink:

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I did something really stupid when I was 5, I saw my cat beat up my dog when it stuck her nose in his face, so I put my kitten outside cause I wanted to see it beat up my 2 dogs, it didn't go to well... :blink:

Umm, that's not right, not right at all.............

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I did something really stupid when I was 5, I saw my cat beat up my dog when it stuck her nose in his face, so I put my kitten outside cause I wanted to see it beat up my 2 dogs, it didn't go to well... :blink:

 

So did the dogs fight over what was left of the kitten?

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Mmmm kitten flesh, makes me wanna order a chinese take-away right now.

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Well my dad finally got them off the corpse, the cat was more likly going to die young anyways, parents were brother and sister and the other 2 died 2 weeks later.

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Ah, the compelling and often tragic nature of youthful logic...

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What classic film do you loathe? There's always at least one flick that no matter how many times you see it on those "top 100 films of all time" lists, you still just don't understand at all what people see in it thats so brilliant. My pick: Breakfast At Tiffany's, I just don't like it! Sure Moon River is a class song but everything else, meh!

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What classic film do you loathe? There's always at least one flick that no matter how many times you see it on those "top 100 films of all time" lists, you still just don't understand at all what people see in it thats so brilliant. My pick: Breakfast At Tiffany's, I just don't like it! Sure Moon River is a class song but everything else, meh!

 

Sound of Music. Blech!

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That kitten section of this topic is upsetting.

 

Onward to happier thoughts -Images' classic film question ? My vote goes for the 80's "The Breakfast Club" - a group of teens stuck in detention as they discover things about themselves and each other...ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ....

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What classic film do you loathe? There's always at least one flick that no matter how many times you see it on those "top 100 films of all time" lists, you still just don't understand at all what people see in it thats so brilliant. My pick: Breakfast At Tiffany's, I just don't like it! Sure Moon River is a class song but everything else, meh!

 

Diry Dancing. I hate that thing, it shouldn't have been a movie. I just can't see what the fuss is over, its boring.

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This isn't exactly a classic movie, but I absolutely hate Napoleon Dynamite. Its just so unbelievably retarded. I saw commercials and previews for it, and decided I didn't even want to give it a chance. I hadn't seen the thing until the last day of junior year. Seeing as how it was a pointless day, our social teacher let us watch it during class.

 

Much to my thoughts, the movie was pointless and stupid. I actually got up in the middle of class and left.

 

Gods, just thinking about it pisses me off.

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Hmm I was watching the superbowl specifically for the commercials and have deduced that the quality of superbowl commercials has dropped significantly over the past few years. But I did see a few that were funny including the snickers do something manly bit and my personal favorite that GM depressed robot. Nothing beats seeing an unemployed robot jump off a bridge and than wake up.

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I agree with this year's commercials, but did anyone catch the Space: 1999 reference in the FedEx one?

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I agree with this year's commercials, but did anyone catch the Space: 1999 reference in the FedEx one?

 

I thought the FedEx shuttle looked kinda familiar. Of course, it kinda looked like the Eagle One with a Star Wars shuttle cockpit mated to it.

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mmm pepsi is good

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mmm pepsi is good

 

Ut oh, my Spidey Sense detects the possibility of a cola war... Duck and cover everyone! ;)

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Really irks me...lack of quality guitar commercials..(Fender,Gibson,E,etc.) you hear it

in the commercials,but no commercials for the instruments,...lets see american Idol,etc.

even a nerd show,...but no music......hmmmm...so bye bye american pie..

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i once performed an improvised arch form consisting of

 

groove, pointalism, slow pretty and high register, pointalism, groove

 

...now you know

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Have you ever been alone, by yourself, and smelled fart gas even though you don't think you farted?

 

Me neither.

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I had a sausage made with aligator meat for dinner tonight. It wasn't bad, but there was nothing spectacular about it either. However, it was worth the 8 bucks to say that I ate aligator meat and wasn't impressed.

 

Have you ever paid 8 bucks to see a movie you didn't like but got more than 8 bucks worth out of complaining to your friends about it? It's kinda like that.

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