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Ok,know it is a stretch,but still desiring the ultimate numerical equation(number).. :blink:

 

42? Oh, wait. That's the answer.

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For ladies who insure their cars, Sheila's Wheels are superstars.

Women make the safest drivers, we can save a bunch of fivers, on bonzer car insurance deals.

Girls get onto sheila's wheels.

 

This advert plays here on the tv every day. And every time I hear it, I want to buy a gun.

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Wow...

 

I'm going to a Sci-Fi convention! Granted, it's a small local one, but a convention nonetheless. And since nothing like this hardly happens within a four hour distance (I've begged our town leaders for almost a year now to put one on, but the dummies won't consider it), it'll be my first. And as an added bonus, Jeremy Bulloch, who played Boba Fett (my favorite character), will be there.

 

Of course I told all of my (non-trekkie) friends, and they just looked at me funny. I have yet to tell them about the Fangoria convention this summer...

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We didn't have a single Super Bowl posting?

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The Bears lost, hence I hve resotred to heavy drinking

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February Traditions

 

Saint Valentine's Day, Wednesday the 14th - roses, cards, and chocolates

 

Mardi Gras / Carnaval, Tuesday the 20th - purple, green, and gold beads

 

And in honor of Black History Month...

 

"During the Civil War, Harriet Tubman worked as a spy for the Union and in July of 1863 she led troops under the command of Colonel James Montgomery in the Combahee River expedition, disrupting Southern supply lines, destroying bridges and railroads. The mission also freed more than 750 slaves."

 

Of course, you also forgot that Washington was born in February, you know first President of the United States of America (And Public Enemy #1 in George's court); as was Lincoln, emancipator of the slaves (and Public Enemy #1 in Richmond. I think Sherman might have been #2)

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I just saw Return of the Jedi. Remember that scar that Anakin had on his eye in Revenge of the Sith? Somehow that healed up.

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I just saw Return of the Jedi. Remember that scar that Anakin had on his eye in Revenge of the Sith? Somehow that healed up.

 

Well, maybe that's the power of the dark side :blink:

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Well, maybe that's the power of the dark side :blink:

The guy has no legs, no arms, soot-filled lungs, burns over most of his body, and he lost his wife and kid(s). You think he cared about a scratch on his eye?

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And in honor of Black History Month...[/b]

 

"During the Civil War, Harriet Tubman worked as a spy for the Union and in July of 1863 she led troops under the command of Colonel James Montgomery in the Combahee River expedition, disrupting Southern supply lines, destroying bridges and railroads. The mission also freed more than 750 slaves."

 

Interesting: Tubman, as everyone knows, also participated in the Underground Railroad. A crossover point was from the US to Canada via the Niagara Falls area. The fleeing slaves would cross a suspension bridge to the Canadian side. Know what? If anyone freaked out regarding crossing this rickity old bridge, Tubman would just up and shoot them so they wouldn't bolt, get caught, and possibly reveal this Underground escape information.

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Why is it that back in high school my parents never guessed I was drunk when I came home absolutely ratarsed but always KNEW when I was slightly tipsy from a couple of drinks?

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It's late, I can't sleep and I need some chocolate!

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Considering the number of devices currently on the market to put nice aromas in the air (Glade PlugIns, etc.), I wonder how it's done on a starship. Since you can selectively put sedatives or restoratives into the environmental system, can you also ask for a whiff of citrus to come through into your room?

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Right, so I found this online, just suffle your playlist and see what you get :blink:

 

What does next year have in store for me?

Easier To Run - Linkin Park

 

What's my love life like?

It's Been A While - Staind (LOL)

 

What do I say when life gets hard?

Tribute - Tenacious D (O.o)

 

What do I think when I get up in the morning?

Make It Rain - Fat Jo ft. Lil Wayne

 

What song will I dance to at my wedding?

Weed, Women, and Wine - Edge City Outlaws (lol how true)

 

What do you want as a career?

How To Save A Life - The Fray (Creepy...)

 

Your favorite saying

Hash Pipe - Weezer

 

Favorite place?

Thug Pit - Insane Clown Posse (heh)

 

What do you think of your parents?

New Millennium Homes - Rage Against The Machine

 

What's your Porn star name?

Start A War - Static-X (Alright...)

 

Where would you go on a first date?

When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000

 

Drug of choice?

Shimmy - System of a Down

 

Describe yourself:

Coming Undone Wit It - Korn & Dem Franchise Boys (haha)

 

What is the thing I like doing most?

Sober - Tool (That is so not true!)

 

The song that best describes my school principal?

Fall: Sara Goldfarb has left the building - Clint Mansell ft. The Kronos Quartet (From the Requiem for a Dream OST)

 

What is my state of mind like at the moment?

Throw It Up - Lil Jon

 

How will I die?

Krwling - Linkin Park ft. Aaron Lewis (The Reanimation Mix)

 

lol, try it out, I'm sure you'll at least get a laugh.

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Considering the number of devices currently on the market to put nice aromas in the air (Glade PlugIns, etc.), I wonder how it's done on a starship. Since you can selectively put sedatives or restoratives into the environmental system, can you also ask for a whiff of citrus to come through into your room?

I know that they pump the smell of vanillia on Main Street in Disneyland. From what I understand it makes you hungry and want to buy food. During the holidays they put out peppermint. They could propbably do something similar on a starship.

 

Right, so I found this online, just suffle your playlist and see what you get :blink:

 

Gee, I wonder where you got that from?

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Some chicks myspace...cant remember her name though... :blink:

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A whiff of what? :blink:

 

Citrus. I'm fond of an orange/grapefruit combination myself.

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Name me the weirdest term you know for "choking the chicken","flogging the dolphin", "Spanking the monkey" and I'll give you a billion gazzilion dollars.

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Name me the weirdest term you know for "choking the chicken","flogging the dolphin", "Spanking the monkey" and I'll give you a billion gazzilion dollars.

 

here's some religious ones. let's see, banging the bishop, altering the alterboy, cleaning the...ok that one's too easy. C'mon give me a challenge :blink:

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C'mon give me a challenge :blink:

 

You are challenged by *that*?

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I'm not touching this with a ten meter cattle prod.

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::nods:: got that right pinky...lets plot the domination of the galaxy instead :blink:

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::nods:: got that right pinky...lets plot the domination of the galaxy instead :blink:

 

Narf!

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