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Well at least we all know that Kira's evil mirror doppleganger bathes. Aye Carumba! :blink:

 

I think they milked the whole "evil Kira will do anything that moves" angle a bit much though, non?

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They say to replace the blades on my nose hair trimer every 6 weeks for maximum efficiency but lately I have been going through them in 2 weeks. I wonder if my nose hairs are just that coarse.

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Heh, they do sleep, otherwise we wouldn't have episode "gems" with plots like schizms. ::shudders::

 

Or Sulu getting woken up from a sound sleep by a smug communications officer reporting that Enterprise is not answering hails from Starfleet. And then yelling at him when questioned.

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TNG episode Naked now.. found the frozen bodies in the shower w/clothes on. I think I remember them saying that was odd.

 

Well, that's because the victims were functionally intoxicated by the Psi 2000 bug.

 

I'm surprised no one mentioned the Ilia-probe's appearance in the shower of her counterpart's quarters on Enterprise in ST:TMP? She was definitely disrobed.

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Where the heck is Ricky Martin? Did the CIA whack him or something?

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Where the heck is Ricky Martin? Did the CIA whack him or something?

 

Nope, he actually works for an agency called NERV. But SMERSH got a hold of him while looking into SPECTRE's operations in Latin America. Well, at least that's what my operatives in MI6 tell me.

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Roses are red, and violets are blue....

 

I love Spectre.

Edited by Philip Carst

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Or Sulu getting woken up from a sound sleep by a smug communications officer reporting that Enterprise is not answering hails from Starfleet. And then yelling at him when questioned.

Actually, that smug communications officer was Christian Slayter. I think it was uncredited however.

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Actually, that smug communications officer was Christian Slayter. I think it was uncredited however.

 

It was. He asked Mom (Mary Jo Slater) to see if he could get a small cameo role in ST:VI. Said something about being the in the final TOS movie was something he wanted to do.

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Heh, Slayters the best to watch in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. Not for quality of acting, God no! I mean to laugh at when you're drunk out your skull.

 

Leading to another point...why can't we all admit that Robin Hood and his "merry men" were most probably gay?

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Actually, that smug communications officer was Christian Slayter. I think it was uncredited however.

 

It was. He asked Mom (Mary Jo Slater) to see if he could get a small cameo role in ST:VI. Said something about being the in the final TOS movie was something he wanted to do.

 

Taking this to the speculation level - that smugness was probably why Slater's comm officer was on what appeared to be third shift (as he woke Capt. Sulu to report the information). It's no wonder Sulu went into that *command voice* with him - "Do you have hearing problems Mister?" Love it.

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Heh, Slayters the best to watch in Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. Not for quality of acting, God no! I mean to laugh at when you're drunk out your skull.

 

Leading to another point...why can't we all admit that Robin Hood and his "merry men" were most probably gay?

 

 

Prince of Thieves isn't *that* bad - Morgan Freeman is always a bright spot in any film. Although, the radio station's played the heck out of the films theme song when the film was first released - "Everything I Do" - a holdover from uber 80's hair rock heralding the medieval hero. As for the Merry Men speculation, I ain't touching that with a ten foot Klingon Pain Stick. Let us not maketh the admins nervous. ;-)

 

Tally Ho! Take the moat! Ready the archers! For the true King!

Edited by Kansas_Jones

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If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fogs out of?

 

(and extra points if you know what 1960's "novelty" song had this line at the end of it {and no fair trying to look it up on the Internet, that's cheating})

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If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fogs out of?

 

(and extra points if you know what 1960's "novelty" song had this line at the end of it {and no fair trying to look it up on the Internet, that's cheating})

 

I don't know the answer but being a wiseguy I have a question...shouldn't it be fog horns?

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If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fogs out of?

 

(and extra points if you know what 1960's "novelty" song had this line at the end of it {and no fair trying to look it up on the Internet, that's cheating})

 

What are fogs made of? Well, Mr Atragon, I believe fog is evaporated water.

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I don't know the answer but being a wiseguy I have a question...shouldn't it be fog horns?

 

Would that be, I say, would that be Foghorn Leghorn?

 

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I don't know the answer but being a wiseguy I have a question...shouldn't it be fog horns?

 

D'oh!

 

 

If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

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D'oh!

If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

 

Haw Haw!

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more_cowbell_0001.jpg

 

I need more cowbell!

 

 

I got a fever!

And the only prescription... is more cowbell!

 

 

Well played, Mr. Kroells.

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Not counting this post, there were 11 posts to this topic today so far.

 

I am so proud of you guys!

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Not counting this post, there were 11 posts to this topic today so far.

 

I am so proud of you guys!

 

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Seeing that picture reminds me so much of how the fashion of that era left a lot to be desired.

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Ok, reminds me of that Andy Griffith Show.......hmm

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