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Just what is the point of computing Pi to the millionth digit?I mean.. does it REALLY matter? Couldn't we spend that money and time on something *useful*?

 

Geeks get bored, and want to see if Pi actually never repeats.

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What is more likely an illogical vulcan or a logical romulan?

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Romulans are actually quite logical. They just have different priorities.

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Mi ri mi sol mi sol la sol do, do mi do la re (sol la ti la sol); ti do di re ti do di re ti te la, ti do di re mi me re do; mi ri mi sol mi sol la sol do, mi mi re la do; do la do me re do la do ti la, mi mi mi mi do

 

That's the solfege for "When I'm Sixty Four"...enjoy

 

Awesome! (and yes, I just sang it all the way through, lol)

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Our last symphony concert of the season is going to be the giant Lord of the Rings thing that started going around a few years ago - you know, with the choirs and junk. I told my conductor last night that he can put whoever he wants on the Wagner Ring cycle - I just want LOTR! I'm such a junkie. Our brass love it too.

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Just what does the state of Illinois spend the toll money on? It's sure not the roads!

 

Why do teenagers think they know everything?

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Just what does the state of Illinois spend the toll money on? It's sure not the roads!
Nope. It's probably like NJ's Highway Authority: Road maintenance? We don't need to do any maintenance. We need to provide our comfortable salaries and perks at the headquarters buildings.

 

Why do teenagers think they know everything?

 

Because they think they're Superman.

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If everyone in metropolis was so special in the head to actually think clark kent and superman didn't look alike, then doesn't that lower your idea of Lex Luthor? I mean he's an evil supergenius just because he's slightly more intelligent than these people? :blink:

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If everyone in metropolis was so special in the head to actually think clark kent and superman didn't look alike, then doesn't that lower your idea of Lex Luthor? I mean he's an evil supergenius just because he's slightly more intelligent than these people? :blink:

 

Unless, of course, Superman projects a "disguise field" that prevents people from adding 2 and 2 and getting 4, when it comes to Clark and Superman. Heck, even Lois should be able to tell the difference between the two; especially since she slept with him. (Ref: Superman II, Superman Returns)

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Heck, even Lois should be able to tell the difference between the two; especially since she slept with him. (Ref: Superman II, Superman Returns)

 

True, but she wouldn't be able to make the comparrison unless she also slept with Clark.

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Clark W. Griswold?

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Clark W. Griswold?

 

D'oh!

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Laehval tTemarr Posted Today, 01:22 AM

Clark W. Griswold?

 

 

If the national Lampoons Movies are not among the greatest ever made they should be! :blink:

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If the national Lampoons Movies are not among the greatest ever made they should be! :blink:

 

Animal House- A truly original College comedy. All others pale by comparison, as well as being cheap imitations.

 

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Animal House- A truly original College comedy. All others pale by comparison, as well as being cheap imitations.

 

As for the others, that's what happens when you use cookie cutters for anything but cookie dough.

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Give chimps the vote!

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Does anyone ever think those Starfleet beds look really uncomfortable? It kinda looks like a large coffee table with foam covering it. How do they expect people to perform their duty well when they are sleeping on foam coffee tables?

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How do they expect people to perform their duty well when they are sleeping on foam coffee tables?

 

With foam coffee, duh.

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That and the fact that no one seems to sleep in the trek verse. Or pee for that matter.

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That and the fact that no one seems to sleep in the trek verse. Or pee for that matter.

That's true. Geordi didn't really answer the question when Zephram asked him if they peed.

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Does anyone ever think those Starfleet beds look really uncomfortable? It kinda looks like a large coffee table with foam covering it. How do they expect people to perform their duty well when they are sleeping on foam coffee tables?

 

Unless the beds are Tempurpedic. After all this is the future, and, according to former VP Dan Quayle, "Everything's better in the future."

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Heh, they do sleep, otherwise we wouldn't have episode "gems" with plots like schizms. ::shudders::

 

But more importantly, Aren't shower rail's annoying in their inefficiency?

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I dont understand if you have to get naked in a sonic shower of if they wear their clothes... I cant remember any shower scenes other then Torres on VOY and I remember her being clothed...

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I dont understand if you have to get naked in a sonic shower of if they wear their clothes... I cant remember any shower scenes other then Torres on VOY and I remember her being clothed...

 

Wait, there was a shower scene on Voyager?? When? Anyone know the episode? I must not have paid close attention.

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I dont understand if you have to get naked in a sonic shower of if they wear their clothes... I cant remember any shower scenes other then Torres on VOY and I remember her being clothed...

 

 

TNG episode Naked now.. found the frozen bodies in the shower w/clothes on. I think I remember them saying that was odd.

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