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Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.Austin O'MalleyHey does this seem a little like the kids sitting in the basement on That 70's Show?

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A friend of mine was marveling that my Madden football guy has had a 1000 yard rushing GAME, and thought I should post how to do it. My reply?

 

"What am I to say? Get ball perform miracle? Because thats what it is, you cant teach game. You either got game or you bring water to those that do."

 

Sometimes I crack myself up...

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Sometimes I crack myself up...

 

 

They have services to help you with that problem you know. YOu'd rather be addicted to cheese. Although I'm not sure which type.

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Mmmm. Cheese ::drools:: Name another this that comes in a wheel, brick and can in so many delicious flavors.

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A friend sent me a link I can't figure out how to post it but I will tell you all anyway. Go to Wikihow and there is a link on how to make the enterprise out of a floppy disk. It was pretty funny.

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A friend sent me a link I can't figure out how to post it but I will tell you all anyway. Go to Wikihow and there is a link on how to make the enterprise out of a floppy disk. It was pretty funny.

 

Floppy Enterprise

 

Would this be the link you're looking for?

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Oh yes that is it Will. ::gives will a big hug and a lollypop::

 

You would think after how long I have been around I could figure out the message boards by now.

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Oh yes that is it Will. ::gives will a big hug and a lollypop::

 

You would think after how long I have been around I could figure out the message boards by now.

 

I'm on a bunch of Invision boards. After awhile, it becomes old hat.

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Fanta was created and sold by the Coca Cola company to the Nazis during WWII since the United States wouldn't permit them to sell current Coca Cola products.

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One of my favorite things to do during the holidays is to bake, especially with my children present. As some of you know, my favorite thing to bake are my spice cookies. Here is the recipe:

 

2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons of baking soda

1/2 teaspoon of salt

1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1 teaspoon ground ginger

3/4 teaspoon ground cloves

1/4 teaspoon ground allspice

12 Tbsp (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened

1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed

1/2 cup granulated sugar, plus 1/3 cup for rolling cookies

1 large egg

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

1/3 cup unsulphered molasses

 

While you set about to retrieve your ingredients, preheat your oven to 375°F. With a spoon in a nice, medium bowl, mix flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, allspice together and set aside. My brothers wife uses a mixer here, but I do it by hand. Either fashion is acceptable to mix the cream butter, brown sugar, and 1/2 cup granulated sugar until light and fluffy. Now you add egg, vanilla extract, and molasses. Beat until combined, add the dry ingredients, and beat until just combined. Place remaining 1/3 cup of granulated sugar in a shallow bowl. I use our cereal bowls. Working with 2 Tbsp of dough each time, I roll dough into about 2 inch balls, maybe a little smaller, depending on how large I want the cookie. Then I roll the balls in sugar and place on ungreased cookie sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. Bake these sweet morsals until the outer edges begin to set and centers are soft and puffy. I would say that is about 11 to 13 minutes. I let the cookies set on the sheets for 2 to 3 minutes before transferring them to cooling racks.

 

Now the only thing left to do is enjoy! But, dont forget to share them with a loved one, my Friends. Mary

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The opening sequence for ENT didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TOS didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TAS didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TNG didn't have any comets for the first couple seasons and then it did.

 

The opening sequence for DS9 had comets.

 

The opening sequence for VOY had comets.

 

Therefore, we can conclude that comets came into existence right around the 3rd/4th season of TNG. Before that there were no comets.

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Today's "Urban Dictionary" Word of the Day seems appropriate for this topic:

 

1. blogorrhea

 

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

 

"I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea."

 

2. blogorrhea

 

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

 

"This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea."

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The opening sequence for ENT didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TOS didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TAS didn't have any comets.

 

The opening sequence for TNG didn't have any comets for the first couple seasons and then it did.

 

The opening sequence for DS9 had comets.

 

The opening sequence for VOY had comets.

 

Therefore, we can conclude that comets came into existence right around the 3rd/4th season of TNG. Before that there were no comets.

 

Or the special effects weren't good until then...

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Or comets just suck and are boring.

 

::sneaks away again::

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Recently I got a couple of seasons of Voyager. Needless to say I have been watching it a lot and now I have my roommate addicted. :: Evil laugh:: I have never watched with anyone who actually like star trek but has never really seen it. Its kinda fun to see how reacts to it. Some fun stuff he said...

 

“Look at them; the captain and the flyer guy know they have gecko babies out there somewhere.” (In threshold when the mutated Janeway and Paris mate)

 

“Who are they…oh wait it’s the Dragon Ball Z guys. I like them.” (any time I refer to the Kazon)

 

“Why does the captain like the pointy ear guy so much when she has got chipotle?” (I corrected him that it was chakotey, but not after I had a good laugh)

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I am a marketing goddess. Not *the* marketing goddess, because she lives in SoHo. SoHo, New York - not SoHo, England. England is where the fish and chips come from and that has nothing to do with marketing, unless you plan on marketing fish and chips. But personally, I don't know why fish and chips need advertising because they are so yummy that they sell themselves. (Just like the working girls down on Van Buren Street. Wait... ... ... that is a marketing ploy I haven't thought of...)

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Id's Quake is a first person shooter game detailing the adventures of the marine Kane as he battles the alien Strogg, taking the fight to their home world. You take on the role of Kane, and interact with a marine world of orders, groundpounding, and hectic action in a classic sci fi marine setting.

 

Another first person shooter, DOOM 3, is also a long standingfranchise of the company, and again you take the role of a marine battleing to save mankind, but instead of aliens, the hero deals with demons from an alternate dimension. Both games, of course, share similiar controls and a general feel.

 

Sierra/Monolith's FEAR (First Encounter Assault Recon) is a first person shooter with a kickin' supernatural twist. You take the role of a paramilitary operative dealing with this otherworldly phenomenon, attempting to solve the mystery of what really happened. The shadows, the music score, the cinematic supernatural visions and powers, all combine for a creepy setting- think Ghostbusters but way more hard core. Add a slow mo power, and we have some good stuff. Oh, and the ragdoll physics are downright sweet - say hello to my shotgun, in slow motion - enough said.

 

::grins:: Quake and FEAR are my current FPS's of choice. The on line multiplayer for FEAR (360) is also pretty interesting and frenetic.

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Hmm what came first the chicken or the egg . . . you need a chicken to have an egg but you need an egg to have a chicken. . . perhaps the egg woulda had to been first but than where did the chicken come from??? It had to be an egg. But than what laid the egg? Perhaps an alien chicken laid an egg on earth that than adapted to the life here when it hatched. . . but than there would need to be another chicken otherwise they couldnt procreate! so . . .

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Napoleon believed that a little genie talked to him all the time and protected him from harm.

 

Even the genie told Napoleon NOT to invade Russia.

 

He ignored his own freakin' hallucination.

 

Now thats megalomania you can respect! :D

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The world was golden today. It was rainy and overcast on my drive home. I know the sun was behind those clouds somewhere, but it was as if the entire world had been wrapped in cotton and tucked away - forgotten in the back of someone's wardrobe. It was not gray or gloomy, however. The haze was golden, warm, and somehow comforting. I've never seen anything like it.

 

I wonder if I ever will again...

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What ever happened to the other guys from Menudo? :D

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Despite Creed's second album (Human Clay) going ten times platinum or "Diamond" as it's called, upon it's release RollingStone Magazine gave the album a rating of 2 out of 5 stars, coincidently the same rating I have on this forums.

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I believe chickens came first. I know you need them to hatch from an egg, but if it started as an egg, then what would be around to help warm and protect the egg? If you're still wondering where the chicken came from, then it depends on your point of view.

If you're an evolutionist, then you could say the chicken came from some other species, (in which case, the egg just might've been first) like the chicken's ancestors. If you don't believe evolution theory, but rather a religous view, then you could say god created the chicken. then, I'd say the chicken first, cause the I doubt god would attempt to keep the egg warm, then help it grow up, especially when he has to insure the survival of plenty of other species which might want to eat it...

If you don't believe in either, then I'd say go find some cheese and eat it while you come up with a theory I haven't thought of yet.

:D

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Finally we have an answer!

 

An individual chicken can survive without an egg. However, an individual egg can't survive without a chicken. Therefore, the existance of both is proof the chicken came first.

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