What would you do if you took controal of a ship?

[Reese_Hawkins 0]

My Wife and STSF.

 

um, that show is cool, and if you havent seen it, then shame on you.   :(

[spg 0]

Hey there,

 

What would I do....perhaps I would...wait...I already have control. Alright, maybe if I had a station I would....have one of those already. Can we change the question? I already meet all these standards! Heck, Aegis is about to have more Ferengi than humans in a few weeks the way it's going!

Alright Fred, another question -

 

What would you do if a transporter mishap suddenly found you young (20s) again?  ::(:

 

What a minute... this guy is my commanding officer! How come I'm trying to insult him here?  ???

[Garnoopy 0]

Dac who forces him to work in the shoe mines

A rather cushy assignment if you ask me.  Of course if every knew just how lovely a job it really was, then I'd be overwhelmed with volunteers.  Perhaps we'll just let the assumption that it's a horrible, miserable, disgusting job continue.  

:: shrug, talks while mining shoes :: I happen to enjoy it. After all, how many of you have a shoe loving, coconut bra wearing, hula skirt waving boss?

 

And, I have absolutely no fashion sence. However, thanks to this job, I can now say that I am wearing the right pair of shoes for my skin tone thanks to Dac's expert advice.

[Images 0]

I've decided to seek a position in the exciting world of shoe mining, here's my resume.

 

Images' Resume

 

Randy's Boss at the local park n' shop

 

Amatuer filmaker

"My big fat Garnoopy wedding"

"Me myself and Garnoop"

"There's something about Garnoopy"

"A weekend at Atragon's" (the film's secret is that he actually IS alive!)

 

Disco Funk Meister

 

Doctor

 

Scientist on the Garnoopy cloning experiment

 

Groupie

 

love boat captain

 

Lion tamer

 

As you can see, i have the perfect qualifications for the job, shall i start on Monday?

[Captain Huff 0]

If I had control of a ship...  hmm...  

 

I would blow it up, time warp it, crash it, blow it up again, exploit it, terrorize it, bore it, hang it in a museum, duplicate it, lose it, infest it, mind control it, infect it, plague it, politicise it, steal crew, sell crew, kill crew, submerge it, burn it, bomb it, freeze it, and always... feed it.  :(

[Vex Xiang 0]

::stares at Huff's lamp::

[Garnoopy 0]

If I had control of a ship...  hmm...  

 

I would blow it up, time warp it, crash it, blow it up again, exploit it, terrorize it, bore it, hang it in a museum, duplicate it, lose it, infest it, mind control it, infect it, plague it, politicise it, steal crew, sell crew, kill crew, submerge it, burn it, bomb it, freeze it, and always... feed it.  :(

Huff, you already do this every Tuesday night. This is supposed to be for what you want to do, not what you already do.  :)

[MisterSmith 0]

The Next STSF Movie:

 

Officer on the Roof

featuring songs:

 

If I were a Captain

Quartermaster (Matchmaker)

and many more...