What would you do if you took controal of a ship?

[Travis Kroells 0]

hehe i've totaly lost my mind! :wink:  :nod:

[Erein Vor'Tic 0]

that was a long time ago

[Cptn Moose 0]

Turn the Manticore into a tug boat?

 

You mean it's not? :wink:

 

Captain Moose

Commanding Officer

USS Arcadia, NCC-1742-E

[Dumbass 0]

Rename it the USS Brittney Spears!

[Reese_Hawkins 0]

I voted for the reitrement cash...why? cuz heck I can take it and buy a mercedes-benz!  I bet Dac voted that too so she could get some more grass skirts and those red-ruby high heels I saw her trying to steal at Macy's the other day.

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I bet Dac voted that too so she could get some more grass skirts and those red-ruby high heels I saw her trying to steal at Macy's the other day.

let me just say one thing, mmmmmmmm grass skirts.

 

i think i've decided that in fact what i'd do is turn the bridge into a giant freaky funky disco, and i'd link the dj's station to helm control! imagine it, the ship's course would be determined by kc and the sunshine band! can you get any better? the answer is obviously yes, but any real thought would require work on my part.

[Dumbass 0]

I voted for the reitrement cash...why? cuz heck I can take it and buy a mercedes-benz!  I bet Dac voted that too so she could get some more grass skirts and those red-ruby high heels I saw her trying to steal at Macy's the other day.

Uh, how many Mercedes-Benzs can go Warp 9 and fire quantum torpedos?  Even Scotty at least got a shuttlecraft.

[Yvon Hawke 0]

I really can't say what I'd do. But, it would be all about me. Aw yeah.

[Guest Cdr Dacotah]

I bet Dac voted that too so she could get some more grass skirts and those red-ruby high heels I saw her trying to steal at Macy's the other day.

Oh fiddlesticks!  Why steal them when the salesepeople would rather bicker over who gets my sale, and in the process simply forget to ring up the shoes.  Honestly, stealing is so .... so provincial. ::watches a few hurry over to Merriam-Webster to look that up::

[spg 0]

Hmm.. this is a hard decision. I thought about turning the Manticore into a "real" tug boat, but then again what good is a tug boat with a cloaking device. Wait, did I say cloaking? I mean cloning.. yeah we can clone... food, yeah that's it, food.   :o

[Atragon9 0]

Hmmmm, what would I do if I took control of a ship,  yeaahhhhh, well, I'd ... Oh wait, I *HAVE* control of a ship.  Never mind.

 

::starts jotting down ideas::

demolition derby

sell the ship

oooh, the Garnoopys!!

 

yeah, you got some good ideas!

[Travis Kroells 0]

yea...im a country hick (Or so I've been told) so thats how i got the Demo derby

 

As to the super nova...on time on a post i went looney and told fred to fly the Reaent into a super nova so...it just gets worse from that  :P  

 

Selling the ship...Im a Ferengi on the Aegis so put two and two together and your get 4 plus interest

 

and the Garnoopys....well come on you would have thought of it too eventually!  :o

[Erein Vor'Tic 0]

wouldnt all the Garnoopys overload the transport

[Dumbass 0]

I GOT IT!!

 

My Big Fat Garnoopy Wedding!

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I GOT IT!!

 

My Big Fat Garnoopy Wedding!

okay that would be the THIRD stsf movie currently in production, we are going to go bankrupt!

[HyperDrive 0]

I GOT IT!!

 

My Big Fat Garnoopy Wedding!

okay that would be the THIRD stsf movie currently in production, we are going to go bankrupt!

Something about that just doesn't seem right.....

oh yea: Who are they gonna marry! :(

 

And Vanroy, don't answer this question. A9's already stopped you once. :)

 

~HD

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I GOT IT!!

 

My Big Fat Garnoopy Wedding!

okay that would be the THIRD stsf movie currently in production, we are going to go bankrupt!

Something about that just doesn't seem right.....

oh yea: Who are they gonna marry! :(

okay putting myself (once again) in the place of script writer for this forum here's the pitch for this terrible romantic comedy.

 

All of the Garnoopy's hate eachother and they all want is to get married to escape living with A9 who claims he invented everything, including the letter P, Dac who forces him to work in the shoe mines and a whole host of other STSF characters. However one day all of the Garnoopys meet GASP! a member of another forum (or a star WARS fan) all of the forum family are angry at the garnoopys  for falling for the non stsf person. Meanwhile all of the garnoopys use hillarious tactics to gain the affections of the girl such as dumping the other garnoopys out the airlock. When all the garnoopys are dead, A9 marries a pot plant, THE END

 

if the film's a success we'll start work on

"there's something about garnoopy"

[Dumbass 0]

"there's something about garnoopy"

I GOT IT AGAIN!!

 

Robin Garnoopy:  Klingons in Tights!

[Guest STSF Lightning]

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[FredM 0]

Hey there,

 

What would I do....perhaps I would...wait...I already have control. Alright, maybe if I had a station I would....have one of those already. Can we change the question? I already meet all these standards! Heck, Aegis is about to have more Ferengi than humans in a few weeks the way it's going!

[Guest STSF Dacotah]

Dac who forces him to work in the shoe mines

A rather cushy assignment if you ask me.  Of course if every knew just how lovely a job it really was, then I'd be overwhelmed with volunteers.  Perhaps we'll just let the assumption that it's a horrible, miserable, disgusting job continue.  Carry on.

 

Dac

::queitly orders a new shipment of Shari's Berrys for the buffet::

[Vex Xiang 0]

Hmm...

 

I'd fill it with water and assign everyone a snorkel.

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Dac who forces him to work in the shoe mines

A rather cushy assignment if you ask me.  Of course if every knew just how lovely a job it really was, then I'd be overwhelmed with volunteers.

How could you possibly construe that working day after day, digging underground to find secret stores of pumps and stilletos is a lovely job?!!

 

...oh the whole working for a goddess in a grass skirt and coconut bra thing...

 

...WELL...er...IT'S STILL BAD!!

 

:(

 

:mad:

 

???

 

:)

 

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:)

 

psst where do i sign up?   ::):

[Erein Vor'Tic 0]

I GOT IT!!

 

My Big Fat Garnoopy Wedding!

You would need a entire sectore, with planets, to get all the Garnoopys there to see it

[VileRomulan 0]

I would fly around attacking people, hehehee.....