USS Republic 061030

[KhreRiovtRex 0]

STSF_BluRox: So, guess we should get this show on the road

STSF_Seiben: heh

LtCmdrRobinson: oh there she is

LtCmdrRobinson: dont scroll up

STSF_Seiben: Ahh

LtCmdrRobinson: ever again

LtCmdrRobinson: please

STSF_KBear: Will ?? She will see it in the log...

LtCmdrRobinson: and dont read the log

STSF_KBear: LOL

STSF_Seiben: I know. You're in for it. Look what happenedto me last week

STSF_BluRox: Mission Briefing: While enroute to our next stop in our investigation, Kawalas has been having dreams and nightmares again.

LtCmdrRobinson: or listen to Kbear, shes gone insane.

STSF_BluRox: Tonight..seing as it's almost Halloween....

LtCmdrRobinson: ruh roh

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: Ruh roh.

LtCdrJAX: DOh

STSF_Seiben: Heh

STSF_BluRox: We will be spending the eveing.......being Kawalas's waking nightmare. KBear....technically..you're asleep. Everyone....have at her!

STSF_BluRox: BEGIN SIM

STSF_BluRox: BEGIN SIM

STSF_BluRox: BEGIN SIM

STSF_KBear: ((LOL UT OH)))

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((Big ruh roh LOL)))

STSF_KBear: :: on her rest period sleep in her quarters::

STSF_BluRox: ::Sitting on bridge, eating cinnabons, and offers one to spider-wasp Kwai::

STSF_Seiben: ::on the bridge::

STSF_KBear: ::Dreaming that shes working and going to her post::

Joy: :: On the bridge, alternating between scanning for slave labor camps and checking history of slave labor camps. ::

STSF_BluRox: < I figure..we either terrorize her dreams, or I end up Morphing you all again>

STSF_Seiben: ::looks down at KBEar:: Yub yub (hello).

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::in Kawalas's dream is a particularily evil looking spider-wasp woman, fluttering her scaly wings as she takes a sugar treat::

STSF_BluRox: ::not really sure she wants to give Seiben one of the treats, as he'll get his console sticky when he sits there going "tap tap"

STSF_Seiben: ::is a little ewok, but still::\

STSF_KBear: ::walks onto the bridge seeing Kwai:: Rian?

STSF_KBear: :: sees the ewok at the helm:: ::shakes head and rubs eyes::

STSF_BluRox: Sieben......you hungry....say ah!! ::tosses bit of cinnabon up in air for him to catch in his mouth::

STSF_Seiben: ::sings the ewok song from ROTJ::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::is a piece of toast, with his butter showing::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: You're bbvaaaaaate. ::making a buzzing nose at Kawalas as she walks by::

STSF_Seiben: Ahhhh!

STSF_Seiben: Yub yub!

LtCdrJAX: ::Helps Will get more Butter on him:: Better?

STSF_Seiben: ::eats the cinnabon in a corner::

STSF_BluRox: <rofl will and jax>

LtCmdrRobinson: More butter is always better.

STSF_KBear: ::turns quickly looking at Rian:: Umm umm Im sorry.. Itwont happen again.. Dont sting me! I Swear Ill never be late again. My child was sick. ::hurries to her post

STSF_BluRox: Oh Joy...could you come over here a moment please?

Joy: :: Stares into an orb in a particularly blank fashion. :: Insufficient data to provide a meaningful answer....

Joy: :: Wanders over to Blu ::

STSF_Seiben: ::climbs back onto his seat:: Yubyubyub...

LtCdrJAX: ::Holds up a shaker:: Cinnaminn?

STSF_BluRox: ::waits for Joy to open her mouth::

LtCmdrRobinson: the works

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: I know you won't. Because you won't be leaving. ::spins a web around Kania and her chair to keep her tightly afixed to her seat::

Joy: Admiral?

STSF_KBear: ::looksover at the engineering console seeing Jax buttering Will::

STSF_Seiben: Joy> Dub jur rot..

STSF_BluRox: ::places quarter onto Joys tongue and pulls down her arm, watching her eyes spin like a slot machine::

LtCdrJAX: ::Starts shaking cinniminn on him::

STSF_KBear: ::crys out:: noooo noo pleasse dont PLEAS DONT!!

STSF_Seiben: Tuk Yuk Hur?

Joy: Cybernetic beings seldom rot. Klingons rot. Bajorans rot. Even caitians rot. We rust.

LtCmdrRobinson: ::looks at Jax:: I guess she doesnt like cinnamon.

Joy: See? :: points at KBear ::

STSF_BluRox: ::rolls eyes:: wrong channel..

STSF_Seiben: ::pounds on hIS CONSOLE::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::spins the web around and around and around the chair and Kania::

STSF_BluRox: ::reaches over and tweeks Joy's nose, until Chubby Checker's singing "Let's Do the Twist starts to come from her mouth::

STSF_KBear: ::trys moving but it stuck in her chair::

LtCmdrRobinson: Jax, if you keep pouring cinnamon on me like that, we'll have to get engaged.

STSF_BluRox: ::stands and starts twisting around Kania::

Joy: :: Does the twist ::

STSF_Seiben: ::twists as well::

LtCdrJAX: Are you asking me? ::Bats eyes:::

Joy: :: Still thinks the Admiral's waist is implausibly skinny ::

STSF_Seiben: ::waves his ewok stick around::

LtCmdrRobinson: I dont know, how many people have you killed?

STSF_KBear: ::pulling and tugging against the webbing:: Nooo nooo let me up.. PLease!!! I have to find the orb I have to find it.

STSF_BluRox: ::starts tossing cinnabons at Kania, watching them stick to her head::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((Watch out, or you could stick you to Kania's chair too...that'd really be her worse nightmare, stuck to Blu ::ducks::()

STSF_KBear: ((SHHHHH)))}

STSF_Seiben: ..

Joy: Lost. Lost to the men of the west is Orbiepoo....

LtCmdrRobinson: Jax, maybe you should kill Kawalas, she is awfully noisey. Then I'll marry you.

STSF_Seiben: <test>

STSF_KBear: ((Pass Hans)))

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::flutters away meanicingly::

LtCmdrRobinson: She dont let Blu find out, she's the jealous type

STSF_BluRox: ::looks to the others:: Anyone hungry?

Joy: Must not kill or injure sentient beings, nor through inaction allow sentient beings to be killed or injured.....

LtCmdrRobinson: If she finds out, she's liable to leave me in the toaster for too long.

STSF_KBear: ::rubs her face on her shoulder to remove a cinnabon from her nose, a perfect shot for Blurox::

Joy: Not hungry... hungry... hungry....

STSF_Seiben: ::walks over to Joy and Blu::

LtCdrJAX: ::Places a stick of butter on Kawalas:: there I did it my sweet!

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::setting down next to Kawalas:: Why didn't you stop them, Kania. Why didn't you stop them?

STSF_Seiben: ::climbs on Joy and steals her hat::

STSF_Seiben: ::puts hat on head and runs away::

STSF_KBear: How can I stop them.. HOW!???

STSF_Seiben: footete

LtCdrJAX: ::Runs back over to Will:: I did it Will.. I stuck it to her

STSF_BluRox: Joy...change the channel dear, something we can dance to

STSF_KBear: Stop Who... Im not sure what you mean.. ::struggling again to get free from the web::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: You didn't stop them, Kania, you didn't stop them.

STSF_BluRox: Yea, Kania....you let them walk into the trap...

Joy: :: activates the Emergency Holographic Symphonic Program, and asks for "I could have danced all night. ::

STSF_BluRox: Perfect!!

STSF_KBear: Who are you talking about.. whomever it was I didnt mean to.. PLease let me go. I have to find the orb.

STSF_BluRox: ::grabs Joy, and begins to waltz around the webbed to the chair Kania::

Joy: :: Attempts to lead ::

STSF_Seiben: Root tar hartoktok. (The orb is 56.2 lightyears North west... but of course noone can understand what I'm saying::

STSF_BluRox: ::lets' Joy lead!::

STSF_Seiben: ::follows Joy::

LtCdrJAX: ::trips Kawalas::

STSF_BluRox: ::turns head to Kwai:: Bzzz, buzzz, buzzzz buzzz buzzzzzz

STSF_KBear: <<LOL Kawalas is sitting in a chair stuck to it in a web. >>>

Joy: :: tries to figure out how to waltz to a song written in 4/4 time... ::

LtCdrJAX: ::oh, Pushes Kawalas to the floor::

STSF_Seiben: ::Waltzes and does piruetes and stuff::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: We walked into a trap. A web. And their dead or changed. You didn't stop it. Didn't stop it.

Joy: :: Does the odd lift and toss. It is said that Admirals always land on their feet. ::

STSF_KBear: ::now laying on the floor still tied to the chair:: I was trying to help. Someone listen to me ?!!

LtCmdrRobinson: If course she didnt stop it, shes lazy. She looks good in butter though.

STSF_BluRox: ACTION:: A cardboard Apollo walks onto the bridge, pushing a dinner cart, with a covered tray for Kwai::

STSF_BluRox: Lifting the lid, he reveals Kania's child sitting there covered in honey::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::sulks in a wasp's nests of her own, twitching dangerously as she watches the covered tray:: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ::low buzzing noise::

STSF_BluRox: and giggling

STSF_Seiben: Utagarate yok

STSF_KBear: ::looks up seeing the tray cover being removed::

STSF_Seiben: ::snickers::

Joy: I could have spread.... my wings... and done a thousand things.... I've never done before....

STSF_BluRox: ::lets Seiben cut in and watches the ewok waltz with Joy::

LtCdrJAX: My Sweet Cinni-a-guard, I think you need to take care of Kawalas..show her who is boss..

STSF_KBear: NO!! SCHAWANA!!!!

STSF_Seiben: ::waltzes with Joy. He smiles::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::flys down and snatches the honey covered treat::

Joy: :: Thinks Ewoks are awful short to waltz with, especially in 4/4 time... ::

STSF_BluRox: Oh look, we finally found something Rian likes to eat

STSF_KBear: NO PLEASE DONT !! ILL do whatever, Dont hurt her!!

LtCmdrRobinson: oh lets not worry about her, lets go make out instead.

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: You didn't save him. You didn't save us. ::disappears inside her nest with Schawana::

STSF_KBear: Rian!! CMdr PLease... PLease dont eat my child......

STSF_BluRox: ::turns and tosses Jax a tube of Honey Flavored Lip Smacker::

LtCdrJAX: OK!

Joy: Not hungry..... GOTTA DANCE!

STSF_BluRox: Will, can you quiet that noise?

LtCdrJAX: ::Smooches with Will::

STSF_BluRox: Sees Will is busy, and turns to the Ewok:: Bonk her will you please?

STSF_KBear: ::chair is sat back up facing Rians next with her and Schawan in it::

STSF_BluRox: yes, yes...with the stick

STSF_Seiben: ::grabs his stick and bonks her::

STSF_Seiben: ..

STSF_BluRox: Yes Yes....bonk bonk....

STSF_Seiben: ::bonk bonk::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::making out with jax at various bridge stations::

Joy: :: shifts from waltz into tap. Tappity tappity tap... ::

STSF_BluRox: Always interrupting when I'm talking

STSF_KBear: ::is being beatin with a stick::

STSF_BluRox: <lol, we scared away tJhiin>

LtCdrJAX: ::Points to the nest::we need a sweet spot like that to smooch in

STSF_Seiben: <lol>

STSF_KBear: <<LOL>>

STSF_Seiben: ::Yealls at Keabra in ewokian::

STSF_KBear: ::trying to duck her face out of the way getting hit:: Help HELP!!!

STSF_Seiben: Kbear*

Joy: I'll never know what made it so exciting.... why all at once my heart took flight... :: tappity tappity tappity tap! ::

LtCmdrRobinson: lets make out in the captains chair.

STSF_BluRox: Rian, what should we do with her? She tried to shoot me down when I was in the shuttle!

LtCdrJAX: Shut up Kawalas, I can't Kiss with all your whining it's spoiling the mood

LtCmdrRobinson: if she hasnt used it as a litterbox again

STSF_BluRox: ::turns around and squashes a Cinnabon on top of Will's Head::

LtCdrJAX: ::Moves to Blu's chair::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::punches Kawalas in the face:: You're making her angry. I dont like angry kisses, so shut it.

STSF_KBear: <<WB Rian>>

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((Sorry))

STSF_BluRox: She sold me to the Jem Haddar!

LtCmdrRobinson: <hell we scared Kwai off too for a minute>

STSF_BluRox: She disobeyed and got me gutted....

Joy: And Gem had her?

STSF_BluRox: <heck..you and Jax kissing almost scared me away!>

STSF_KBear: ::get punched by Will and is semi concious::

STSF_Seiben: LLjumps up and down::

STSF_Seiben: 3..

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((WHAT?!? They were.....::gasp::D)

Joy: :: wonders, now that she is going unconscious, if she is going to begin to dream.... ::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::lurking in her nest, a soft but mean sounding buzzing comeing from within::

LtCdrJAX: <<I am pretty scared myself>>

STSF_Seiben: <,lol>>

STSF_KBear: ::sluggish:: tell me where they are and Il try to save them. I cant find them.

STSF_Seiben: Eot yok Io Au ie

LtCdrJAX: YOu are so brave Willy

STSF_Seiben: (There are right under your nose.. )

STSF_BluRox: Where do you think they are? ::circling Kania like a prowling tiger now::

STSF_BluRox: And why do

STSF_BluRox: "you" have to save them?

Joy: :: Tries to imitate a hidden dragon ::

STSF_BluRox: 10 Years...don't you think they're dead by now? That we're wasting our time?

STSF_KBear: I have to find the orbs.. I have to

STSF_Seiben: ::jumps up and down waving his stick::

LtCmdrRobinson: I know.

STSF_BluRox: ::prowling::jumps up on Sieben's console and licks her paw clean:: Why you?

Joy: Going on 11, I think....

STSF_Seiben: Tok Reo Yoo

LtCdrJAX: ::Smooches him again::

STSF_Seiben: ?

STSF_Seiben: :looks at Blu::

Joy: And we'll never ever find them if the poisoned geese get them first....

STSF_KBear: The Prophets, I was asked to find the orbs and bring them back.

STSF_BluRox: Why...would the prophets....talk to "you"?

Joy: Can't kill the poisoned goose that lays the golden orb....

STSF_BluRox: ::tosses Seiben another cinnabon::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: Buzzzzzzzzzz ::evil looking glittering eyes seen from the nest, but that's about it right now::

STSF_Seiben: ::eats the cinnabon::

STSF_KBear: I do not know. ::whimpering softly::

STSF_BluRox: ACTION:: GOOSE EXITS TURBOLIFT QUACKING ABOUT THE ORB IT JUST LAYED THERE

Joy: Nor through inaction can one allow the poisened orb to get laid on a golden goose.

LtCdrJAX: Oh crap, there is Trepp Quacking his head off

LtCmdrRobinson: ::sneezes on Jax's face::

STSF_BluRox: <ROFL>

STSF_BluRox: <eww>

STSF_KBear: ::turns seeing the Orb:: Theres one! I have to take it back.. please release me.. please!!!

STSF_Seiben: <lol>

LtCdrJAX: Oh my, I think I am With child now!

Joy: Quack.

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::creeps out of her nest, eyes the orb as if it's one of her spider eggs::

LtCmdrRobinson: oh crap.

LtCmdrRobinson: ::sneezes again::

LtCdrJAX: It's Twins!

STSF_BluRox: Rian..you're the first officer....silence your crew! It's time to begin your army, what a beautiful queen you will be. I give you Kania as your first full meal. I hope she will be as good as her husband was...

Joy: Quack.

LtCdrJAX: ::Kicks the Duck back into the lift:: I don't want Tripltes

Joy: Trouble with triplets... Tripple the trouble...

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::flies down and lands on the back of Kania's chair, licking her lips:: Delicious.

STSF_BluRox: ::eyes sparkle in anticipation of the kill::

STSF_KBear: :;turns to Blu:: No NO you cant mean that. PLease please dont!

STSF_Seiben: ..

STSF_KBear: ::trying to move away from Kwai as best she can to keep from getting the bite::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::starts to spin a web-cocoon around Kania, so she can be devoured but won't struggle against the spider's gullet::

LtCdrJAX: Do you think our children with Shoot people too?

LtCmdrRobinson: if not, I'll shoot them

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((I keep waiting for the Queen of Hearts to pop and say "Off with her head!"))

STSF_KBear: <<LOL>>

LtCdrJAX: <<huff's not here tonight>>

STSF_BluRox: <So..action it!>

STSF_BluRox: <youse guys aint scary at all>

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::bares her fangs as Kania's body is wrapped in the web, looking like a goulish monster baring down on Kania::

STSF_KBear: ::becomes imbolilized with only her head sticking out of the cocoon::

STSF_Seiben: ::watches KBear.. jumps up and down::

LtCdrJAX: <<I have scared myself tonight>>

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ::spider-wasp turned vampire Rian buries her fingers into Kania's neck to posion her::

STSF_KBear: ::screams as Rians fangs sink onto her skin until they puncture the artery and she passes out::

STSF_BluRox: ::cheers Rian on::

STSF_BluRox: ACTION> KANIA AWAKENS SCREAMING AND IN A COLD SWEAT, LOOKING AROUND AND FINDING HERSELF IN HER OWN ROOM

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: ((Stabbed in the neck by a forgotten kid's toy))

STSF_KBear: ::Breathing hard:: quikcly places hand to her neck looking for blood:

STSF_KBear: ::sees a doll holding a fold laying next to where her head was::

STSF_BluRox: Commander Kwai, I'll be heading to bed now. If you can have Kawalas report for her shift, she seems to be a little late. Good night, and I'll see you in the morning. ::picks up cinnabon on the little plate, and takes it with her::

STSF_KBear: ::: shaking like a leaf::

STSF_Seiben: Good night.

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: Aye sir. ::clears her throat, making a slight buzzing noise as she does:: Will do. ::nods::

Joy: Night.

STSF_BluRox: Good night Hans, get some rest yourselves, Beta shift should be reporting any moment now

STSF_BluRox: Joy...::nods good night::

Joy: <happy> Quack.

STSF_KBear: ::takes a few deep breaths to try to calm herself::

STSF_Seiben: War Tok.. llcoughs:: I mean.. will do. Sorry something in my throat

STSF_BluRox: ::enters the lift, taking a bite of the cinnabon::

STSF_KBear: ::quickly runs to Schawanas room to see if shes there::

LtCdrJAX: ::Grabs a napkin:: Man, I have butter all over my face

STSF_BluRox: OH..by the way, I heard the chef was hosting an Halloween party in the lounge tonight for anyone interested in attending....at least he said he'd have some candy and cider

LtCdrJAX: ::Bites into another peice of toast:::

STSF_Seiben: ..

STSF_BluRox: <August, you scared Will away>

STSF_Seiben: fdsf

LtCdrJAX: <<I have that effect on men>>

STSF_KBear: ::sighs a sigh of releif to see her tucked away in her bed asleep::

STSF_BluRox: ::enters lift:: Deck 5

STSF_BluRox: PAUSE SIM

STSF_BluRox: PAUSE SIM

STSF_KBear: ::paused::

STSF_BluRox: PAUSE SIM

LtCdrJAX: ::Paused::

STSF_Seiben: ::paused::

STSF_BluRox: This nightmare brought to you Kania, by your friends on the USS Republic!

STSF_BluRox: Happy Halloween

STSF_KBear: LOL Thanks

LtCdrJAX: ::Bows::

STSF_KBear: HAppy Hollowwen all

STSF_KBear: *Holloween

STSF_Seiben: Night folks

Joy: :: Smiles ::

STSF_BluRox: LOL..a few more tries, you'll get it

STSF_KBear: LOL yep

STSF_BluRox: Night Hans

LtCdrJAX: nite everyone

STSF_BluRox: Rian....be safe, we'll see you when you return in 2 weeks

Joy: :: waves and fades ::

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: Argh

STSF_BluRox: Night Joy

STSF_KBear: Night all leaving

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: See ya'll later I guess.

Cdr_Rian_Kwai: Yep, see you in 2 weeks :P

STSF_BluRox: Night guests!