Deep Breaths, Stay Calm, and Figure This Out

[Sendai Riko 0]

"Bchipoo, come hear what this chap has to say."

 

Did HoD Messner really just say that? And what is with those foam spikes?! And what is she wearing? And I can't believe TroNoQ gave me a pink lollipop... And speaking of pink... it's everywhere! I was hoping I had gone crazy, but... The horror is just too real.

 

Oh no! No no no! If I'm here... is there a pink version of me on the real Qob? But wait... No one's recogonized me here, so maybe there isn't a pink me. But shouldn't there be? Maybe he died in the past. But that would be bad for me? Wouldn't it? This is so confusing.

 

Oh my, would you look at her strutting over in those heels? And look at her beaming like that. Where's the scowl? Deep breaths, Riko, stay calm. Analyze this, you were going to be a scientist, remember? Something happened. You felt dizzy, then you were here. Kwalus... I can't believe that was Kwalus... said she was dizzy too, and so did TroNoQ. So there was an anomaly or something...

 

Okay, so am I in another universe, or has something happened to mine. Hmm... The first way, everything is still normal, I'm just in the wrong spot. The second way... Everything's wrong but me. Not a good thought, I like the first scenario better.

 

Okay, so... why am I here? The Prophets must have a reason to send me to this place... Wow, that looks fun. What am I saying? Stay on topic, Riko. You're in big trouble. You don't want to live in this Candyland forever, do you?

 

First thing's first... get these frilly versions of Messner and Bch to understand that something's happened. Then... I may have to put my science skills to work, I don't know if these people do anything but prance. Oh Prophets... I hope I can fulfill your task here, but I want to go home. And soon.

Edited September 20, 2006 by Sendai_Riko

[Captain Huff 0]

Mmm... Candyland...

[Mn'stral Bch 0]

Okay, so... why am I here? The Prophets must have a reason to send me to this place... Wow, that looks fun. What am I saying? Stay on topic, Riko. You're in big trouble. You don't want to live in this Candyland forever, do you?

 

::saunters over to Riko in her pink polka dotted bikini and wraps an arm around his shoulder::

 

Of course that looks like fun! Come over here sweetums, and let me introduce you to the joys of Jello!