USS REPUBLIC Simlog 060731

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STSF_BluRox: Ok. ok....

LtCdrJAX: ::hisses::

LtCmdrRobinson: Im not Republican, Im just an anti-democrat

STSF_BluRox: When we last left off, we were enroute to Cardassia with much needed relief supplies

Joy: And ducks....

LtJGDaveJohnson: don't forget the ducks lol

Dr._Maxwell: o.O

Kate_Trillium: She was trying to very badly But you just reminded her

STSF_BluRox: Our instructions to disperse it to the smaller outter worlds that have done

Dr._Maxwell: I must be on the wrong Republic...

STSF_BluRox: without supplies for a while, and not to the military to use itself.

STSF_BluRox: Kania has been hearing voices again, and we've had an invasion of ducks

STSF_NDak: Quack. Quack.

STSF_BluRox: and the return of Lee and maxwell

STSF_Seiben: wOOT

STSF_BluRox: BEGIN SIM

STSF_BluRox: BEGIN SIM

Dr._Maxwell: <<::Tosses some confetti:: Yay!>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::Walks into engineering having just finished his break::

STSF_Seiben: ::manning his console::

STSF_BluRox: Jax..now tell me, how did we get these ducks?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::calls out to BobO:: Lt Cmdr?

Dr._Maxwell: ::Was in sickbay, helping with the whole duck injuries::

Joy: :: Returns from 10F to bio lab, examines the avians. ::

STSF_KBear: ::in Sickbay ..Schawana having just been brought in after being fired while with the ducks::

Joy: :: Begins a heavy scientific test. ::

LtCdrJAX: I am not sure, the three of us were checking the supplies and they just started wandering out

STSF_NDak: ::In sickbay, making sure the Lee cut out is being taken care of::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::see's BobO standing near a console::

STSF_Seiben: ETA to Cardassia is 5 hours at curent velocity

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: See any ducks?

LtCdrJAX: and nipping at people.. I checked the Supply list and they aren't on it

STSF_KBear: Come here Schawana Are you ok?

LtCdrJAX: BobO> ::Grunts:::

Joy: :: Waddles like duck..... check.... ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: I will take that as a no...anyways...I scanned the shuttles and there was no funky smell

Dr._Maxwell: ::Makes sujre that Lee's cutout is properly tended to::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::pops up behind Jax:: Don't look at me, I don't know anything about the ducks.

Joy: :: Quacks like duck.... check :::

Joy: :: Do we need to provide them enough water to see if they swim??? ::

LtCdrJAX: ::Looks at Will:: I told her you ran and hid that a lot of people are scare of Fowl

STSF_KBear: ::takes Schawana and sits her up oin thebed with her::

Joy: :: Decides might as well provide them with a more complete environment. ::

Kate_Trillium: ::Still working on the injured::

STSF_NDak: << Which is heavier a Joy or a Duck? If the Joy is heavier than the duck, she must be a witch! >>

STSF_KBear: Schawana>Mommy they shot at me and te duckie

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: Lt Cmdr Jax appears to be very busy I was wondering whether it would be OK for me to go and figure out how in the heck those ducks got by the biofilters

LtCdrJAX: <<:points at Joy:: Witch witch!!::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: They should not have been transported aboard without setting off some type of alarm

STSF_Seiben: <<Burn her! ??

STSF_Seiben: >>

LtJGDaveJohnson: <<Burn her!!>>

Dr._Maxwell: <<::Sigh::>>

Joy: << Um.... Joy is definitely dense.... Joy can quack like a duck, waddle like a duck if she tries, and she can sink like a rock. >>

LtCdrJAX: BobO> Are you a Transporter Tech?

STSF_NDak: << Witch! >>

STSF_KBear: ::looks around:: Dr Maxwell?

LtCmdrRobinson: <<Dave, there are alot of things (and people) on this ship that should set off alarms, but they dont :P >>

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances over to KBear, and walks over to her:: Yes, Captain?

STSF_NDak: << Like Will for example >>

LtCmdrRobinson: <<exactly>>

LtCdrJAX: ::Smiles at Blu:: I don't know how they got on the ship..

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: I have expertise in various areas of engineering, my academy training included transporter tecnhnology

LtCdrJAX: <<and toast>>

STSF_NDak: ::Makes a hasty retreat from Sickbay and heads towards his lab::

STSF_KBear: Can you please check out Schawana here? I want to make sure shes ok. shes had quite an Ordeal by the sound of it

LtJGDaveJohnson: <<I did when I shot you>>

LtCdrJAX: BobO> answer the question.. you an Transporter Tech?

Joy: :: Futzes around with the bio lab's enironment set up kit, and provides her guests with enough watter for the swim test. ::

Dr._Maxwell: ::Didn't even notice that Schawana had made it here:: Of course, Captain.

Dr._Maxwell: ::Grabs a tricorder, and runs it over Schawana::

STSF_BluRox: You don't suppose? Na, couldnt' be

STSF_KBear: A[[arently she was shot at.

STSF_KBear: *apparently

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: Officially I am the propulsion and holoprogramming specialist

STSF_Seiben: ::looks like I'm in the Centre seat again.. takes a sit::

Kate_Trillium: ::keeps working on the injured, glancing at the Captain with her daughter::

Joy: +Link+ Sir? I am about set making life comfortable for our avian guests. Are there further instructions?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: But I don't think thats relevant at the present time, as the Lt Cmdr has given me no specific orders and there is obviously a reason why this happened

STSF_NDak: << SPPPPYYYY! >>

STSF_BluRox: The missing Holiday eggs I'm wondering..? Well, take Kania's kid to see here, have her eseen by the doctor too

STSF_NDak: ::Enters the science lab:: Comfortable, guests...huh?

LtCdrJAX: BobO> then stick to your job, not mine

STSF_BluRox: ::points for the little girl:: You can see either doctor, just tell them which

Joy: :: Smiles :: Quack, sir.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: Is that what you are?

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ So, how's the duck situation going along?

STSF_NDak: Ohhhh....riiiight.

Dr._Maxwell: ::Closes the tricorder and looks at KBear:: Beyond a little increased adrenlin, she's fine, Captain.

LtCdrJAX: BobO> Go find something to do and get out of my hair

STSF_NDak: What did you havein mind for them. I;d rather not keep them in the bio-labs in cages, but I don't want them in the Avian Lab till they;ve been cleared.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to BobO:: Yes sir

STSF_KBear: Thank Goodness. Now When can I leave and take her back to our quarters

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::takes his engineering kit and exits engineering::

LtCdrJAX: ::Looks at Blu:: I just returned from Bring the Kid up to her

Joy: +seiben+ We have them in the bio lab. They are not seriously stressing the containment fields.

STSF_BluRox: Ah, good...saw her standing there...

Kate_Trillium: ::Finishes treating and walks over to Maxwell to see what his orders might be::

LtCdrJAX: ::Looks at Will:: That's right, we never had the Easter egg hunt last year

STSF_KBear: Dr Trillium? when can I get out of here

LtCdrJAX: But Ma'am... Shouldn't the eggs have been boiled?

STSF_BluRox: Ok, check with Will, and see if he and Joy and the others have finished rounding up the foul creatures

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Jax+ Johnson to Jax, Lt Cmdr, I have finished checking out the funky smell Lt Cmdr BobO wanted me to and he has ordered me out of his hair...permission to check the biofilters in transporter control, it stands to reason that an alarm should have alerted

LtJGDaveJohnson: us to the duck eggs

STSF_BluRox: <foul...fowl......lol>

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances over at KBear's stat's:: Hm. Well... if there is anything wrong with you, I can tell Captain. I'd give you a clean bill of health.

Joy: +Seiben+ I'm intending to do a basic work up on their species, but would be interested in further instructions.

LtCdrJAX: +Johnson+ ::Sighs:: Please hold a sec

STSF_NDak: ::Glances to Joy, listening intently::

LtCdrJAX: ::nods to Blu:: Aye sir, I am sorry about this... and what should we do with them?

Joy: :: To link :: I had no real plans. I'm not sure we could loose them into a general biosphere environment, like the arboritum.

LtCdrJAX: long term

Kate_Trillium: ::Closes her mouth when Maxwell answered::

Dr._Maxwell: can't**

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ Ahh.. ahh.. err.. uhh...

Joy: For ducks, they are quite aggressive. Apparently their environment favors swarming predators rather than flying away from them.

STSF_KBear: ::looking at trillium since she was the one that sedated her in th first place:: Beofer I get carted back here under protest?

Joy: +Seiben+ Sir?

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Pecks at Joy::

STSF_NDak: Perhaps in an isolation Avian Lab?

LtCdrJAX: ::Nudges Will::

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ Continue your analysis for the time being

Dr._Maxwell: <<Jeez... my mind must be somewhere else... I just noticed Kate is here. LOL>>

LtCmdrRobinson: You want a pet? ::smirks::

Dr._Maxwell: <<Sorry Kate>>

Joy: +Seiban+ Check the commen on not stressing the containment field.

Joy: :: Looks down at the pecking duck ::

LtCdrJAX: Heveans no

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::waits patiently by the door of engineering::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::goes for Joy's finger::

LtCmdrRobinson: Dont go in my office then.

STSF_KBear: I need to speak with Admiral BluRox

LtJGDaveJohnson: << watch out Joy lol >>

Joy: : evades ::

STSF_BluRox: Well, normally..I'd say to release were appropriate, but that doesn not seem like something do'able heading into cardassian space. Either place them in stasis, or ....send to science. Make a command decidsion...

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances over to Kate:: Unless you have an objection, doctor? I always welcome any second opinions.

Joy: You don't want to mess with me, duck. I have a black belt. Several brown ones. Dior, even.

STSF_BluRox: But if you eat them, I don't want to know about it

LtCdrJAX: Aye Ma'am

Joy: :: to link :: well, either they bypass the force fields, or our duck problem is interacting with our other problem.

STSF_BluRox: ::walks around corner, to see Joy about to do judo to a duck::

LtCdrJAX: (w) Duck is very tastty

LtCmdrRobinson: I'll leave it up to you Jax, but Im keeping one of them. Not many people have a venomous duck for a pet

STSF_BluRox: <wb kate>

STSF_NDak: ::Cracks up at Joy and ducks::

STSF_NDak: We could simply put them down...

LtCdrJAX: ::Elbows Will:: I am not doing this alone

Kate_Trillium: (( that was fun ::rolls eyes:: ))

STSF_NDak: Or at least...sedate them.

Joy: Haaaaaaya! Quack!

STSF_BluRox: These things also violate the safe pet rule..I want them gone..

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::decides to head for a TL::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Flaps it's wings and Quacks away::

STSF_BluRox: We'll be arriving at Cardassia Prime within the hour..

Dr._Maxwell: <<lol, wb Kate>>

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances over to Kate:: Unless you have an objection, doctor? I always welcome any second opinions.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::walks towards the TL the engineers kit in his hand::

STSF_Seiben: <<heh. wb>>

LtCdrJAX: Cardassains don't like duck?

Joy: :: demonstrates that her arm span is greater than the duck's wing span, and thus she is dominant. ::

Joy: :: Demonstrates that she can make louder noise than the duck ::

Kate_Trillium: ::flushes after the look Kawalas gave her:: Sir your the chief. I was only following orders. ::Spoke quietly:

STSF_NDak: ::Covers his mouth to avoid laughing out loud at Joy and the Ducks::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::enters the TL::

LtCdrJAX: +Johnson+ Take a walk about the decks and see if any ducks got loose

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Jax+ Yes ma'am, and if they are?

Joy: :: Dr Eliza Doolittle? Attempting to talk with the animals? ::

LtCmdrRobinson: Lets not start any intergalatic incidents with a bunch of ducks. It would be too easy for us. ::smirks::

LtCdrJAX: +Johnson+ Call Science and have them relocate it

Dr._Maxwell: Nonsense. What kind of a doctor would I be if I didn't ask for the opinions of my fellow doctors?

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Jax+ Yes ma'am, Johnson out

LtJGDaveJohnson: Cargo Bay

STSF_KBear: Doctor I know you were floowing orders that why Im asking you if its OK for me to leave? Or will I be brought back and sedated again.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::hums a little tune as he rides the TL::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::has a small brain and thinks Joy is flirting, Bobs head::

STSF_BluRox: ACTION> Kania's Kid wants her poison duck back and starts to throw a fit in sickbay

LtCdrJAX: Will, they aren't Poisonous

STSF_Seiben: :;reclines in the seat::

Joy: :: Sees a less aggressive behavior pattern, and moderates her own behavior. ::

Kate_Trillium: I wouldn't do that, if Dr Maxwell says your ok then that is that.

STSF_KBear: Schawana Im sure the duck is fine.

LtCdrJAX: you made that up, are you starting to believe your own lies now?

LtCmdrRobinson: I'm pretty sure they are

STSF_NDak: ::Tips head considering:: The Holodeck?

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ Johnson to Joy what is you're present location?

LtCdrJAX: They are normal Ducks.. freak

STSF_BluRox: Duck however, has escaped, and has been found, backing BobO into a corner

Joy: :: winces :: Do you want to make a present of them to.... : stops :

LtCmdrRobinson: yeah, well I made up the whole duck thing in the first place, and well... here we are with a ship full of ducks.

Dr._Maxwell: ::Grins:: Well, I'm happy with that. You're free to go Captain.

LtCdrJAX: BobO> ::Grunts:: Work you

Joy: +Dave+ Bio lab 1. The duck pen.

STSF_KBear: Schawana> Mommy they wer shooting them I want to go get it before they hurt it

LtCdrJAX: I think you should stop talking for ever

STSF_NDak: No...but we could keep them their.

LtCmdrRobinson: yeah me too.

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ Oh, well sorry for disturbing you Lt Cmdr Jax has ordered me to search for ducks and if I find any I was to call science, I was wondering if you like to accompany me?

STSF_NDak: And they could peck all the holograms they want.

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ But you are busy minding the ducks

STSF_KBear: ::to the docs:: Well it loks like Im going to find a cetain duck

Dr._Maxwell: <<Ahh hell... I forgot to do my laundry. Excuse me for a few minutes>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::exits the TL and walks towards the cargo bay::

LtCmdrRobinson: but they are venomous ::shows her his bite mark::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Gives Joy a Present of another kind::

LtJGDaveJohnson: << lol >>

STSF_NDak: +Blu+ Link to Blurox

LtJGDaveJohnson: << ROFL >>

Joy: +Dave+ Yah. We're decideing what to do with the ones we've got at this point.

STSF_KBear: ::gets off the biobed and gets Schawana down also. ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ I feel annoyed that I was the one who opened the pandora's box sorta speak

Joy: :: Shakes her head at the organic being. ::

LtCdrJAX: OK.. so what do we do with them?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::as he turns a corner he see's a duck::

STSF_KBear: Schawana> Doctor? do I get a lolliypop? I was a good girl

LtCdrJAX: BobO> Get back bird ::takes a swing at the Duck::

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ Johnson to Joy...I have located a duck that seems to have been overlooked

STSF_NDak: Have him bring it here.

Kate_Trillium: ::Figits a bit, not used to being around children::

LtCmdrRobinson: well now we can't kill him, else we have to go on the next mission with a bunch of protestors with cardboard signs running around the bridge shouting stupid stuff

Kate_Trillium: ::looks around wishing she had orders or someoen to treat::

Joy: +Dave+ My chief says he wants all the ducks here. Bio 1.

STSF_NDak: ::Wait's on the BluRox "Missy Kitty" hold service::

LtCmdrRobinson: *them

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Joy+ Easier said than done

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::carefully approaches the duck::

STSF_KBear: Honey the doctor is busy with her patients. we will come back later and get one.

STSF_KBear: Schawana> Ok can we go find my duckie?

LtCdrJAX: a nice duck dinner sounds good tho

STSF_NDak: Can't we just scan the ship for duck-like life signs?

LtCdrJAX: ::Smirks:: with beer

Joy: +Dave+ I used the transporter, but one has already gotten through containment.

STSF_KBear: Yes we wil go find your duckie

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::attempts to grab the duck::

Kate_Trillium: ::turns back and realizes Schawna was talking to her::

Joy: :: to link :: I did that. I thought I had them all under contain.

LtCdrJAX: Duck> Runs::

Kate_Trillium: I'm sorry little girl, I just started, I have no idea where lollipops are

LtCmdrRobinson: So jax, how long do you think it'll be before Johnson figures out to just have the ship scan for the ducks and transport them to the science lab?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::falls flat on his face:: +Joy+ He's running, I am going after him!

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::gets up::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::runs after the duck::

STSF_KBear: Schawana> I can show you ::hapy look on her face;:

LtCdrJAX: I think it will take him a few years

Kate_Trillium: ::looks at maxwell and mouths the word,"Help" ::

Joy: +Dave+ Acknowledged.

Joy: :: to link :: I wonder if we will get a play by play?

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::runs down the hall::: Quack, quack!

STSF_NDak: Alright, put the ducks behind a level 8 force field. Unless they've developed some plasmagenic qualities, that should hold them.

Joy: :: Moves over to a computer console, keeping an eye on the free duck ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::continues to run after the duck::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::waddles over to Link::

Kate_Trillium: Umm well if its ok with your mother I guess you can have one::Just not sure how to handle this little girl::

Joy: Well, they already got through a level four. I don't see how they did that without the help of something or someone.

STSF_KBear: ::pulls away from Kanias hand and goes to a lower cabnet:: They are in here

STSF_KBear: :Schawana>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::runs the duck into a dead end::

LtCdrJAX: if we freeze them then we can have duck all the live ling days

STSF_NDak: ::Grabs a phaser, sets it on stuns, and stuns the duck::

LtCdrJAX: *long

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Duck:: Alright Duck...it's just you...me...and the wall

STSF_KBear: Its up to you Doc.

Kate_Trillium: ::Kneels down and opens the cupboard and sees a jar::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Falls over dead::

LtJGDaveJohnson: << Lol >>

Joy: :: Compares the number of ducks in the containment field to the number of ducks that have been beamed into the containment field. ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: << NOOOO!! >>

STSF_KBear: Schawana> they keep them in here ::pulls the door open::

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ I hear a phaser alarm coming form your location. What happened?

Kate_Trillium: ::pulls it out and opens it:: What flavor?

LtJGDaveJohnson: <<I didn't kill my duck! lol >>

STSF_NDak: ::Goes over to the duck:: Now..that's wierd...

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::slowly approaches the cornered duck::

LtCmdrRobinson: I stopped eating other animals after I was turned into a crab. No telling what is who anymore.

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Near Link, can't handle the weapons fire since it's a small duck and not a human::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Duck:: Here duckie duckie...here duckie duckie

STSF_KBear: Schawana>Im not picky anyone

Joy: +Seiben+ One of our ducks got loose. Commander Link has established dominance over the duck.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::holds his hand out::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Pecks Johnson's finger::

STSF_KBear: Schawana>I like them all

LtJGDaveJohnson: Ouch!

STSF_NDak: It's quite dead...

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::swipes the duck up with his other hand::

Kate_Trillium: Well you need to pick just one

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Duck:: Gotcha!

STSF_NDak: ::Quriks his head, looks at his phaser:: I set it on stun...lowest setting.

Joy: +seiben+ I'm afraid that duck is rather permanently less dominant than Link.

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Peaks his hand and pops the finger off::

LtJGDaveJohnson: AGGGHH!!!

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ Ahh.. Yeah.. those ducks can't habdle stun setting. I know that from experience

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::falls down on the floor bleeding::

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Drops finger and runs offLL

STSF_KBear: Schawana>::reaches in and picks a chocolate one:: Thank you Doctor :: reaches up and hugs the Kate::

STSF_Seiben: +Joy+ AHh, I see. Yeah, ducks can't habdle stun setting. I know that from experience

STSF_NDak: Well...looks like this one's dinner.

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Sickbay+ John..son...to sickbay...medical emergency...I need transport now!!

Joy: Well, enjoy, sir. I don't do duck.

STSF_KBear: OK schawna Lets go find you duck

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::crawls over and grabs his severed finger::

LtCdrJAX: <<Sissy, that isn't an Emergency>>

Kate_Trillium: ::Squeaks and almost falls over back ward:: umm your welcome ::peels her off of her::BBetter find your mother now

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Sickbay+ My finger has been pecked off!

STSF_KBear: Schawana>::goes running back over to Kania.

LtCdrJAX: <<I didn't have to leave the finger>>

LtCmdrRobinson: Lets head down to the Sci lab and see how they are doing with the ducks

Kate_Trillium: +Johnson+ What is the problem

STSF_Seiben: <<Just put it in ice and sow it back on>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Sickbay+ I am missing a finger, and bleeding

LtCdrJAX: OK ::Exits the Cargo bay:: I think a down pillow would be nice too

Joy: :: Sets up a camera recording the ducks still inside contain. ::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::heads for the bio lab::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::tears a piece of his uniform off and wraps it around his finger::

Kate_Trillium: +Johnson+ Where are you?

LtCdrJAX: ::giggles::

STSF_NDak: ::Smirks:: Put them in the level 8 forcefield, and direct the power flow to be direct, don't shunt it off anywhere else, and set it as priority. Authorization Link Beta ^

Joy: :: Ups force field to level 8. ::

STSF_NDak: 6*

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Trillium+ Outside of Cargo Bay 1

STSF_KBear: Thank you Doctor Trillium

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Looks at Johnson and then Waddles away... happy::

STSF_KBear: isnt that where the Ducks are?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Duck:: I'll get you!

Kate_Trillium: Ok we will send someone there, keep the finger with you if you ca, if you can find it

Joy: :: types in Link's power priority ::

Kate_Trillium: I think so but I better get there.

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Kate+ Considering that there are stil ducks here, I suggest a site to site doctor

Kate_Trillium: ::looks to Maxwell to make sure its ok::

Kate_Trillium: +Johnson+ Do you have the finger?

LtCdrJAX: ::Enters Science::

LtJGDaveJohnson: +Kate+ In my hand yes

Joy: :: Looks up to see Jax enter ::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::enters as well:: How are the prisoners?

LtCdrJAX: you killed one ::Looks at Joy:::

Joy: Good evening, commanders.

Kate_Trillium: +Johnos+ Understood, prepare for transport

Dr._Maxwell: <<Alright, I'm back>>

LtCdrJAX: ::Grins at Will::

STSF_KBear: <<scrol up Maxwell>>

Joy: :: Points at Link :: No. Actually.... I didn't.

Kate_Trillium: ::alerts the transporter chief to beam Johnson right to sickbay::

LtCdrJAX: ::Looks at Link:: Monstor

Kate_Trillium: ::Gets a bio bed ready for him::

LtCmdrRobinson: Murderer!

Joy: I attempted communication. He shot it. We both succeeded, sort of.

LtCdrJAX: Transporter Dude> ::Beams Johnson over::

Kate_Trillium: Transporter chief: ::Beams Johnson to sickbay::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::shimmers into sickbay::\

STSF_NDak: Jax, don't.

Kate_Trillium: (( LOL Jax )

Dr._Maxwell: <<Uhhhh... I did.... and I'm slightly confused. lol >>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::appears in front of the doctor clutching his right hand blood on his uniform::

LtCdrJAX: <<Welcome Home Max>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Doctor Trillium...I presume

Kate_Trillium: Right over here Lt

Kate_Trillium: ::Gestures to the bed::

STSF_NDak: ::::puts the Dead Duck in the mater recycler::

Kate_Trillium: Lay down and let me see that hand

LtCdrJAX: Link, We trusted you with these Foul fowl

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::walks over and lays down on the biobed::

Kate_Trillium: You said a duck did this to you?

STSF_NDak: ::stops before he activates::

Joy: :: Wonders if appropriate dead duck like words should be said. ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Yes ::opens his hand::

Kate_Trillium: Aggressive ducks

STSF_KBear: ::looks at JOhnson:: A Duck?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: My finger is wrapped in there

Kate_Trillium: Yes, this is a problem.

LtCdrJAX: and we can cook that duck and have a nice dinner tonight

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::points to the uniform piece::

STSF_NDak: Commander Jax, this is my department, and they are in my care. Given that they've already put several people in sickbay..

Kate_Trillium: OK lets see what we can do to clean it up and attach it

STSF_NDak: ::Joy:: Perhaps we should...do some more...through study of this one's remains?

Dr._Maxwell: ::Steps over to all the commotion, and looks at Kate:: What in the world happened?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kbear:: Yes ma'am...I was ordered by Lt Cmdr Jax to go search for any ducks that we're missed

Kate_Trillium: ::takes the finger first and places it in the ice bowl she had ready and begins to clean it up.::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kbear:: I found one...or rather it found me

Kate_Trillium: His finger was bit off

LtCdrJAX: would that syudy include a nice glaze?

LtCmdrRobinson: Did you at least check to be sure they wernt actually people before you went on your killing spree, Link? Or do you not remember the crab incident?

LtCdrJAX: *Study

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kbear:: More preciecly pecked off

Joy: It would not hurt. If you find out how he got through a level four force field, I'd be curious.

STSF_KBear: Schawana? Did the ducks try to hurt you?

STSF_NDak: No, it'd include a disection..

Joy: :: counts ducks still in contain again ::

Kate_Trillium: We need to attach it back. Umm that is unless you want to do it ::hold up the bowl with the finger to him, realizing she prob crossed th line::

LtCdrJAX: Doh'

LtCdrJAX: ::Makes a face and looks at Will::

STSF_KBear: Schawana> no mommy they liked me

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: I trust you're skill doctor

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::looks at Schawanna::

LtCdrJAX: Hmm Crab cakes for dinner would be good to

Dr._Maxwell: ::Looks taken a back:: Please... proceed yourself Doctor.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kbear:: Is that you're daughter Commander?

Kate_Trillium: ::puts down the clean finger and blushes at Johnson's comment::

STSF_KBear: ::to johnson:: Yes it is

Kate_Trillium: Ok then, lets get your hand cleaned now::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::puts out his hand::

Kate_Trillium: Painful?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: I'll deal with it

STSF_KBear: Schawana>::hugs Kanias leg :: He shot at me adn the duck

Kate_Trillium: ::grabs a hypo and adjusts the dose and presses it to his neck::Well I need you to relax so I can attack this

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances on, watching Kate do her work::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Shwanna:: My name is David...you said the ducks didn't hurt you?

Kate_Trillium: I ..I mean attach

Kate_Trillium: ::kicks herself for saying what she did::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Its fine doctor

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: I know I am in good hands

STSF_NDak: ::Joy:: I am going to take this one to the disection lab, would you rather accopany me, or stay here and monitor the others?

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to KBear:: Commander...you're daughter may be the only one impervious to the Ducks and their attempts to attack us

STSF_Seiben: +Blue, Kbar+ We will be arriving to Cardassia soon...

Kate_Trillium: ::Pulls out his arm to the table and glances up at him, thinking the compliments must be from the shock::

STSF_Seiben: Blu, KBear*

Joy: I would rather monitor. I would like to see if another one gets out, and how, if you don't mind.

Kate_Trillium: ::Immobilizes the hand and then turns to prepare herself for surgery::

Joy: And biology isn't really my field.

STSF_NDak: ::Nods:: Sounds like a plan, keep me aprised.

Joy: Yes sir.

STSF_KBear: +Hans+ Hans when you arrive , ask to estabish a standard orbit.

Kate_Trillium: ::hoping she can attach it well enough that it will be functional::

STSF_Seiben: +KBear6 Aye aye, sir

Joy: : Settles in to stare at ducks ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to KBear:: The ducks are probably attacking us because they fear us...I read that somewhere that lower animal forms fear bigger ones

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to KBear:: In any case she may be the best one to help get the rest of them to the bio containment pen

Kate_Trillium: ::turns back to the hand:: here we go. :: Places a neuro inhibitor on his arm to prevent him feeling the surgery::

STSF_KBear: Thats ture Johnson. YOu relax and allow the doc to fix you up. Im going to check on things.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Just make sure its on straight doc ::he chuckles::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to KBear:: Yes ma'am

Joy: :: Sets up an airlock like procedure to get additional ducks into the pen, other than by transporting. ::

Kate_Trillium: ::Begins working, startingwith the blood vessels so to keep the tissue viable::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::he lays back and relaxes::

Kate_Trillium: :: knowing this part is the hardest part and the most crutial::

STSF_NDak: ::Carrys off the dead duck to the disection room::

Kate_Trillium: ::Glances occationally at him, to be sure he is doing alright::

Kate_Trillium: :: Also looks to the board for his life signs::

Joy: OK, ducks. Make your move.

STSF_KBear: Come on Schawana lets go find those duckies

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Quack!

LtCdrJAX: ::Nudges Will::

Kate_Trillium: Be careful Captain, we don't need you back in here injured.

Joy: :: Turns on a universal translator, just on a whim ::

LtCdrJAX: Help her

STSF_KBear: Ill be careful Kate.

Kate_Trillium: ::turns back and checks the circulation, sighs with relief as the finger pinks up again::

LtCmdrRobinson: looks like she knows what she is doing, what can I do?

Joy: Quack.

Dr._Maxwell: ::Standing back, watching quietly, observing how Kate operates::

LtCmdrRobinson: Why is she quacking? Nevermind.

Kate_Trillium: ::starts on the tendons,using the tissue regenerator to help connect the tendons, ligaments and muscles::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: How's it going Doc?

LtCdrJAX: ::Giggles::

STSF_KBear: ::leaves with Schawana in tow::

Joy: ::Smiles at the visiting chiefs ::

LtCdrJAX: Ducks> ::Start snapping at Joy::

Kate_Trillium: Not bad, I have the circulation restored. How are you feeling??::her voice showing her concern::

LtCdrJAX: ::Backs up into Will::

Joy: :: Monitors the force field to see if it s holding ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Light headed

STSF_KBear: +Jax+Jax what is the location of the ducks at this time

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Probably from the blood loss

LtCdrJAX: Duck> ::Quack and fly about, smacking into the Force Feild:: Zzzzap!

LtCmdrRobinson: ::nudges Jax toward the field::

Kate_Trillium: ::before closing up the wound she flexes his finger to be sure its moving::

LtCdrJAX: +KB+ They are in Science Lab 1

LtCdrJAX: ::Pushes Will:: Stop!

Kate_Trillium: ::Looks to Maxwell:: Sir, the lt needs a bit of a stimulent, I don't want him going into shock can you do that please??

Joy: :: wonders whether to monitor the ducks or Will. ::

STSF_NDak: << I think our Fearless Kitty has gone to s..ohh...she's vanished! >>

STSF_KBear: <Carassian PRime::+ Republic>+ Attentioin you are approaching Cardassian Prime state your business!

LtCdrJAX: ::Pushes him towards the Ducks::

STSF_KBear: +Jax+ Thank JAx.

LtCmdrRobinson: ::pushes her closer:: Dare you to kiss one.

LtCdrJAX: I dare you to go in there

Captain_Huff: <<Oh, if I only had more time.....>>>

STSF_Seiben: +Cardassia+ This is Republic. We are here to arrive for humanitarian efforts.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::his eyes begin to flutter a bit::

Joy: :: Well, if one of them asks her to shoot the other... ::

LtCmdrRobinson: nuh-uh I dared you first

STSF_Seiben: +KBear+ WE're in range of Cardassia

LtCdrJAX: I dare you to kiss one

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Oh man...it feels like all the pressure is gone...you know

Kate_Trillium: ::Takes a neuro stimulator and puts it on a narrow beam to stimulate his finger and trigger a reflex::

LtCmdrRobinson: copycat.

STSF_KBear: +hans+ Very well get permission for standard orbit

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Dammed ducks...they...they don't understand me

LtCdrJAX: ::thwapps Will::

STSF_Seiben: +KBear+ Aye aye

Joy: :: Time to call security? ::

STSF_NDak: Aegis> ::Offering Gasoline for 2.99 a gallon, American.::

LtCdrJAX: <<you'd take my Side.. right joy?

STSF_KBear: <Carassian PRime::+ Republic>+ HUmanitairian aide hummm and who sends this aide?

STSF_Seiben: ::converts gallons to litresmentally::

Kate_Trillium: Lt? Lt Keep your eyes open please, look at me::Stand up and uses the hypo to stimulate him, worrying about shock::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: But I'm so tired

STSF_NDak: << oh waits...they's a Bus Stop, not a truck stop! >>

LtCdrJAX: Free Duck> ::waddles down the Corridor::

STSF_Seiben: +Cardassia PRime+ Starfleet (?)

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: I'm feeling lighter...so much lighter

Kate_Trillium: I know you are bu please, look at me.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: I must have lost weight

Joy: (( Aegis? Can 12 stop by and visit 8? )

Kate_Trillium: ::Stimulates him again:: hang on lt.

LtCdrJAX: ::Pushes Will:: Chicken

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::he jolts a bit::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::shakes his head::

LtCmdrRobinson: I triple-dog-dare you to go in there!

Dr._Maxwell: ::Glances at Mr. Johnson's vitals, and watches what Kate does in response, continues to obersrve quietly::

Kate_Trillium: COmeon, keep looking at me.

LtCdrJAX: Be a man and go in there

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::looks at the Doctor::::to Kate:: What...where am I?

Kate_Trillium: I need your help right now so I need you to listen and pay attention.

LtCmdrRobinson: You're more of a man then I am, you go in there. ::blocks the incoming thwap::

STSF_KBear: <Carassian PRime::+ Republic>+ Humanitairian aide hummm and who sends this aide?

Kate_Trillium: Your in sickbay Lt. I'm working on your finger you lost. But I need you to stay with me.

LtCdrJAX: Joy Tell him to be a Man

LtCdrJAX: ::Kicks Will::

Joy: Um.... Isn't that determined by the presence of both an X and Y chromosone?

STSF_Seiben: +Cardassia+ Starfleet did..

Kate_Trillium: ::GOes back to the hand and quickly regenerates the skin so its completely attacked::

STSF_Seiben: (I think)

LtCdrJAX: We are't sure with him Joy

LtCmdrRobinson: Who what?

Kate_Trillium: ::Watches him and carefully starts turning down the neuro inhibitor::

LtCmdrRobinson: what if I dont have either?

Joy: :: Looks dubiously between the humans and the ducks. Willing to take responsibility for the ducks. Dubious about the humans ::

STSF_KBear: <Carassian PRime::+ Republic>+ Very well Establish a standard orbit and await further instructions

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::is dazed but still concious::

STSF_KBear: <Carassian PRime::+ Republic>+::screen goes blank::

STSF_Seiben: +Cardassia+ Acknowledged, Cardassia

Kate_Trillium: Lt?

LtCdrJAX: ::Laughs:: than you are in trouble

STSF_KBear: <<2 Minutes>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Yes doc?

STSF_Seiben: Ens. Betty> ::enters standard orbit::

LtCmdrRobinson: I was in trouble the minute I got assigned to this ship. We all were.

Kate_Trillium: I need you to try to move your fingers

STSF_Seiben: +KBear+ We are now in standard orbit over Cardassia.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::moves his fingers::

Kate_Trillium: ::Holds up his hand so he can see what hand she meant::

LtCdrJAX: JOy shoot him

Kate_Trillium: Very good...

LtCdrJAX: then we can just Plot him in with the ducks

LtCmdrRobinson: ::thwaps Jax hard:: STOP THAT!

Dr._Maxwell: <<Wiggle your big toe...>>

STSF_KBear: +Hans+ Very well Hans Ill be there shortly

Kate_Trillium: ::Sees the fingers moving but the one is moving slow and stiff but it was moving::

Joy: I am sorry, commander, but I am not allowed to kill or injure sentients without legal orders from someone in my direct chain of command.

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Did you say I lost my finger?

STSF_KBear: << prepare to pause>>

LtCmdrRobinson: do you not remember what happened the last time you ordered someone to shoot me?! they did!

Kate_Trillium: Very good. how does it feel?

LtCdrJAX: ::Giggles:: why, you shot everyone... I will have everyone shot you

Joy: Link would have to tell me to shoot him.

STSF_KBear: <10>

Kate_Trillium: Well you had, but its back now, it will be stiff for a bit but with therapy should be good as new

STSF_Seiben: +Kbear+ Aye sir

LtCmdrRobinson: Everyone? a few hundred people do not count as 'everyone'.

STSF_KBear: <9>

LtCmdrRobinson: and most of those few hundred were all the same person.

LtCdrJAX: you keep count?

LtCmdrRobinson: don't you?

Dr._Maxwell: ::Steps over to Kate, almost appearing out of no where:: Good job, doctor. I'm impressed.

Kate_Trillium: ::Activates the biobed so he can sit up::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to kate:: The blood loss must have effected me

STSF_NDak: << Blu...162.3 >>

Joy: :: Wonders if she could rig an extra set of containment fields for Will and Jax. ::

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::sits up::

Kate_Trillium: ::jumps:: There you are. I thought you left or something

LtCmdrRobinson: <<she had it coming to her>>

LtCmdrRobinson: <<where is she, by the way? venomous duck get her?>>

Kate_Trillium: ::turns back to Johnson:: I have something that will help stimulate the blood reproduction

LtCdrJAX: no, I miss

STSF_KBear: ::changes direction:: OK Schawana I need to go tothe bridge. You go with this ens back to our quarters and Ill have your duckie brought to you there.

Captain_Huff: <<she's wearing the home row on her forhead>>

STSF_KBear: <8>

LtCmdrRobinson: <<ahhhh>>

STSF_Seiben: <<lol>>

Dr._Maxwell: ::Smirks, shaking his head:: Never underestimate, doctor.

LtCdrJAX: I think the only person I shot was myself during paint ball

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to kate:: drugs?

Kate_Trillium: ::Shrugs:: just a one time shot with the hypo

STSF_KBear: <<No She got booted out and was having trouble geting back in..I received an IM from her>>

STSF_KBear: <7>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to kate:: Alright

STSF_NDak: << Okies. >>

Kate_Trillium: ::Picks it up and presses it against his neck::

STSF_Seiben: <<cool>>

Kate_Trillium: Hssss

STSF_KBear: <6>

LtCmdrRobinson: Jax, why is Joy looking at us like that?

LtCdrJAX: ::Smirks:: that is why I ask other to shoot you

STSF_KBear: <5>

Kate_Trillium: ::takes it away:: That should help ::Smiles warmly at him::

STSF_KBear: <4>

Captain_Huff: <<Riiiight>>>

LtCdrJAX: ::Looks at Joy:: What?

Joy: :: 29% red facial diode illumination. ::

STSF_KBear: <<LOL Thats what she told me in IMs anyway>>

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to kate:: Am I set to go?

Joy: Could you two get a room?

STSF_KBear: <3>

Joy: I mean this IS the bio lab, but still....

LtCmdrRobinson: we are in a room

Kate_Trillium: Not yet, I want to watch that finger for a while

STSF_KBear: <2>

LtCmdrRobinson: we just dont like the idea of all of the ducks watching. You can watch if you want tho

Kate_Trillium: and you

LtJGDaveJohnson: ::to Kate:: Alright...you know best

Joy: :: Observes the ducks ::

Dr._Maxwell: ::Nodding quietly::

STSF_KBear: <1>

LtCdrJAX: Stop telling her what to do!

STSF_KBear: << PAUSE SIM>>

STSF_KBear: << PAUSE SIM>>

STSF_KBear: << PAUSE SIM>>

Kate_Trillium: ::checks his vitals once again

LtJGDaveJohnson: PAUSED

Kate_Trillium: ::Paused:

LtCdrJAX: ::Paused::

STSF_Seiben: ::Paused::

Dr._Maxwell: ::Paused::

Joy: :: paused ::

LtCmdrRobinson: ::paused::

STSF_KBear: Good going folks.

STSF_KBear: Apparently Blu gave up getting back in here tonight.

Dr._Maxwell: Yay! Go us. And I have to run to bed cause it's an early day for me.

Dr._Maxwell: So long folks! Till next week.

Captain_Huff: Night doc

STSF_KBear: Night Maxwell

STSF_NDak: ::secretly making pekieng duck::

Captain_Huff: mmmm... duck...

STSF_KBear: IGreat Log This wek by Johnson and JOy

STSF_Seiben: Roasted duck..:)

LtJGDaveJohnson: LOL

Joy: :: 35% red ::

STSF_KBear: I dont have anything else Except we need to see logs in order to give promotions. So Lets see a few more.

STSF_KBear: Crew Dismissed

STSF_NDak: Promotions..

LtCdrJAX: Yeah Will

STSF_NDak: We still get those?

LtCmdrRobinson: I want a demotion

STSF_NDak: ::ducks::

STSF_NDak: shoot blu again

LtCdrJAX: then shot Blu again

STSF_KBear: LOL Yes Link we still do those

STSF_Seiben: lol

LtCmdrRobinson: no she promotes me afterwards

LtCdrJAX: Rofl yeah she did last time

LtCmdrRobinson: I ahvnt shot her in a year, havnt gotten a promo in that time either

Captain_Huff: shoot her

STSF_NDak: shoot kbear...

LtCmdrRobinson: maybe if I start acting normal I'll get that demotion

STSF_KBear: HEY WIAT A MINUTE!!

STSF_NDak: wait. she'd make you an admiral if you did that!

Laarell: (Is shooting a bear a crime?)

STSF_Seiben: lolz

Captain_Huff: summer is kbear season

LtCmdrRobinson: (only Kbear)

LtCmdrRobinson: protected species

STSF_KBear: HEY HUFF!!

STSF_NDak: ::pats the poor garden gnome Bajoran::

Captain_Huff: You only have a few weeks left

LtCmdrRobinson: I have a year-long permit

STSF_Seiben: Sweet

STSF_KBear: Umm Id say no weeks left

Captain_Huff: You have to pay the warden a fine if you shoot them off-season. I am the game warden. You can pay me in donuts

LtCmdrRobinson: you've been veto'd, kbear

LtCmdrRobinson: open season!

STSF_NDak: LOL

LtCmdrRobinson: I'll give you a lifetime pass that guarantees that I wont shoot you, Huff

LtCdrJAX: Powder, Glazed or Cream filled?

Captain_Huff: Just credit on my Dunkin Donuts card will be fine

Captain_Huff: www.dunkindonuts.com

STSF_Seiben: We don't have those in Canada.

LtCdrJAX: ACK!

Captain_Huff: We have a Hortons, Hans. That will do.

LtCdrJAX: another reason to not like Canada

STSF_KBear: no Dunkin Doughnuts??

STSF_Seiben: SweeT> TIM Hortonb's rules!

STSF_Seiben: no, e have Timmy's

STSF_Seiben: we*

Captain_Huff: Right on my way to work, too

STSF_NDak: how else do you think I got to be a host.

STSF_Seiben: Cool.. Tim Horton's in Canada are like Starbucks in the States.. one on every block.

LtCmdrRobinson: we dont even want to know

LtCdrJAX: I must run, nite nite all

STSF_NDak: Donuts, Coffee, bribes to Blu...

LtCmdrRobinson: nite jad

LtCmdrRobinson: jax too

STSF_NDak: a Sexxy Risan for Huff

STSF_Seiben: rofl

Laarell: ::choking::

Captain_Huff: No, tell the truth, you sat on a9's lap

STSF_NDak: well, yes. that too.

Joy: Organic beings exchanging protiens and carbohydrates....

STSF_NDak: but the sexy risan didn't hurt either..