t'Rexan's Talon Tidbits

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(Bah....the stuff we have to note to avoid folks being offended or pissy...

The Tidbits (a take off of the USS Republic's Blu Prints) is just having some fun with the previous week's log and putting another spin on what's been said. Any party from the sim, may request not to be included in the writing of the Tidbits, however over the years that's never happened...lol. And...fire away.....)

 

22:09:11 STSF_NDak: Besides Seiben, you need to start sucking up to me now..

22:09:20 STSF_Seiben: Oh? I do

22:09:23 STSF_NDak: least a certain XO end up in stasis

t'Rexan> I don't know Sieben, you're getting the short end of the stick here. He's offered the women power, but he wants you to suck up.......you need to negotiate better. Or..kill me to get him taken out...Uhm wait..I didnt' say that....

 

22:09:32 Sarvek: I swear that quote's going to be at every single site on the Internet

t'Rexan> This quote? "Sarvek: Ugh, I'm so hot it's not funny." LOL

Sorry, had to.....

 

22:09:47 STSF_NDak: ::learned from t'Rex what to do with troublesome cohosts::

only one though :P though, ::considers:: by signing on to follow a mission lead by me, aren't you taking your lives into your own hands..

t’Rexan> Corrections..I’ve been through 3 fahd. Cobra, Saria and tr’Psichore (There was a temporary one between cobra and saria but he died so fast…well, we didn’t bother with a name plate). So, I'd have no problem with toasting an acting Enarrain.. ::wink::

 

22:11:24 Schawnsee: Here to torment NDak I Mean I made it finally

t’Rexan> Now that’s the spirit we like to see here….

 

22:12:34 KhreRiovtRex: Well, evidently Laeh has a meeting to attend, and tKsa is stuck at work...so that basically means one thing....

22:12:35 STSF_NDak: ::made that up:: we get to play with their ACTION Figures?

22:12:52 KhreRiovtRex: They can't defend themselves from the "Action" statement

22:13:23 Rhean_t_Valae: ::makes mental note to never be absent::

t'Rexan> Good plan. Look at me..I miss a week, and Huff comes and turns me into frankenstien...

 

22:18:20 STSF_NDak: ::Setting Hrrau the Enarrin's Chambers, watching the star go by, head farway, contemplating his next move. Some part of him still wanted t'Rexan to die a slow and painful death, on principal alone. But now he wanted her to live, if only to save his own skin, and because well, her living would annoy the elements out of his father::

t’Rexan> Not feeling the love here……

 

22:20:56 KhreRiovtRex: <ok....evidently last week, Huff did some work on my eye in trEksy's stead.....crew's opinion.....let her new eyeball work stand, or go with my eye patch>

22:21:14 Sarvek: (New eyeball, with patch on top of it.)

22:21:24 STSF_Seiben: <eyeball..>

22:21:27 Sarvek: (Kind of like the Terminator's sunglasses... it hides the evil underneath)

22:21:27 KhreRiovtRex: tr'Eksy..pick a number from 1-20.

22:21:34 Erein_trEksy: ((i would say that my idea worked of course lol))

22:21:35 Schawnsee: <<new eyeball>

22:21:51 STSF_NDak: << does it fire things? >>

22:26:57 Pexil: :: t'Cyclops ::

r’Rexan> I hate you all….

 

22:23:34 KhreRiovtRex: ACTION: As tRexan begins to awaken, the '

new eyeball that was implanted by the new medical staff, has yet to be calibrated..

As t'Rexan opens her eyes to awake, the micro laser that has been built into it, auto fires, and fires, striking the random guard that had just arrived to bring t'A her evening meal

The laser, while not life threatening, does cause an extremely painful burn

22:26:10 Erein_trEksy: ((woohoo haha))

22:26:15 STSF_Seiben: <<ooh>>

t’Rexan> sickos…..

 

22:28:37 KhreRiovtRex: <NDak...1-4 now>

ACTION> AS NDak arrives, he turns to trEksy, just as tRexan blinks again...burning him in his left cheek

22:30:56 STSF_NDak: ::Grabs his face, moving back against the wall, finding that every time he comes to see t'Rexan he gets stanned or shot at::

22:31:07 KhreRiovtRex: <I am so going to punish Huff for this next time I sgv for her>

22:31:48 STSF_NDak: ::Holding his face, rather angry:: Vah'areinnye is going on here?!?

22:32:00 KhreRiovtRex: <<NO NDak..wrong cheek>

22:32:08 STSF_Seiben: <<LMAO>>

22:32:10 Schawnsee: <<ROFLOL>>

22:32:18 Sarvek: (ROFL!)

22:32:26 Rhean_t_Valae: <<ROFL!>>

22:32:28 STSF_NDak: << ::makes note:: "Kill the Kitty" >>

22:32:55 KhreRiovtRex: <has bad mental picture of Ndak grabbing and holding his sore cheek> <actually, I think they all have a bad mental picture of NDak grabbing his cheek>

22:34:40 KhreRiovtRex: <ACTION...UNLESS NDAK SEEKS HEALING FOR THAT, HIS STAY IN THE CENTER SEAT, WILL BE A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR AWHILE>

22:36:18 KhreRiovtRex: <If he's rolled a 4, he's have turned the other cheek too!! LOL>

22:36:52 KhreRiovtRex: <1: No shot, 2: Rt cheek, 3: lt cheek, 4: both> lol

22:37:00 STSF_NDak: << You're evil >>

t'Rexan> Careful.....it could have been worse... muhahaha

 

 

22:33:13 Erein_trEksy: sory sir there was a malfunction with the captains proshtetic eye

22:33:28 STSF_NDak: ::Correction, holding his cheek:: Obviously.What in Elements name possed you to place...a weapon...in her eye??

t’Rexan> It was that, or he could have made her into a “Fembot”.

 

 

STSF_NDak: ::Lays down, grumbling loudly::

Rhean_t_Valae: <<oh, call t'Ditsy, tell her there's a nice view in medical...>>

STSF_Seiben: Cardboard t'Ditsy> ::Falls over from shock::

KhreRiovtRex: <action...as the burn must finish healing, it must be left to air....

: a medical patient gown is given to Ndak and prescribed for 24 hours

Rhean_t_Valae: t'Ditsy> ::slowly approaching N'Dak, her eyes very wide and sad:: Are au all right, rekkhai?

STSF_NDak: ::In his neon-green gown:: Ie...Blinks seeing t'D and quickly closes the back of the gown with his left hand, making sure he was facing her::

Rhean_t_Valae: t'Ditsy> Oh, aur poor... ::glances down at his hips::: ... au poor thing. Can I do anything for au, rekkhai? ::bats her eyes at him hopefully::

STSF_NDak: ::Back peddling towards the Iso Lab, and t'Rminator::

Sarvek: (She sounds frighteningly gleeful)

KhreRiovtRex: ::feels sick and begins to vomit, leaning over the side of the bed, and loosing her stomach contents onto tr'eksy's feet>

t’Rexan> You had a feeling where this was going…didn’t you?

 

STSF_NDak: ::Faced with the either her or the hook and eye ball, he'd go with the Hooked one, and Backs into t'A::

Schawnsee: ::turns quickly and draws disruptor::

Rhean_t_Valae: t'Ditsy> ::watching N'Dak leave, bearing his pain so bravely:: ::sighs in admiration::

STSF_NDak: ::Jumps, letting loose of his gown, showing his backside::Elements!

KhreRiovtRex: Action: As NDak backs into t'A, he is startled when he has a disruptor pointed at his tender cheek and he sidesteps towards trEksy...

Rhean_t_Valae: t'Ditsy> ::eyes widen, licks lips:: Mm.

KhreRiovtRex:: accidently stepping in the mess on the floor, slipping and falling down into it leaving his injured cheek upright and exposed for all to see

STSF_NDak: ::Finds himself in the vomitus:: Elements! I am never...::wipping his face off:: Going to sick bay...volunarily again...

t’Rexan> You chose poorly…you should have given the poor girl a siuren of au time…

 

22:53:19 STSF_NDak: ::Hear's the communication:: Oh for the love of...::t'A:: I'll be in t'Ksa's office..::Turns heading towards t'Ksa's office, exposing his backside, once more::

:Enters the Vacant office, and takes a seat on t'Ksa's chair::

22:57:35 KhreRiovtRex: <action: tKsa, to stay awake, forgos having a nice soft chair, but has a cold metal one in her office>

22:58:13 STSF_NDak: ::Grumbling:: It feels drafty in here..

22:58:20 KhreRiovtRex: <someone remind her to disinfect it before she sits down again>

 

 

23:00:42 KhreRiovtRex: Na....why have they done this!? They've made me a monster!

23:01:00 KhreRiovtRex: ::reaches towards eye, trying to tear out the eye:::

23:01:12 Rhean_t_Valae: <<now she *looks* the part.>>

23:01:17 Schawnsee: na Rekkhai. They gae au another weapon to protet Aus self

23:01:33 KhreRiovtRex: <puts tValae's name in her little book>

Edited August 4, 2006 by STSF_BluRox