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t'Rexan's Talon Tiny Tidbits

Sorry too lazy to change screen name to post from over there.......

 

(Bah....the stuff we have to note to avoid folks being offended or pissy...

The Tidbits (a take off of the USS Republic's Blu Prints) is just having some fun with the previous week's log and putting another spin on what's been said. Any party from the sim, may request not to be included in the writing of the Tidbits, however over the years that's never happened...lol. And...fire away.....)

 

Laehval_tTemarr: SNAKES on a PLANE

KhreRiovtRex: Oh god not that again

m_k_tksa: ROFL What's next....Snakes on a Sailboat?

STSF_NDak: Snakes in quick sand..

Laehval_tTemarr: SCORPIONS on a SUBMARINE

m_k_tksa: Butterflies on a Car?

Laehval_tTemarr: CHINCHILLAS on a TUGBOAT

m_k_tksa: Polar Bears on a Barge.

Rhean_t_Valae: Ferrets on a rickshaw.

t’Rexan> Well, I see how tonight’s sim is going to make out…..

 

STSF_NDak: What is it you desire? I am in a position, to offer many things in some respects, and little in others.

STSF_NDak: What is it that au desire?

m_k_tksa: Elements, I must really be tired...because I can na believe au would stoop so low...first to ask me to keep her alive to protect AU's honor...and then are prepared bargain au's authority away. How many other crew have au tried to strike a deal with?

STSF_NDak: ::He leaned back in his chair.:: Only Laehval..

t’Rexan> You know, when you strike out with the first woman, it’s not really wise to let the 2nd one know that she’s your 2nd choice…..

 

 

22:18:14 m_k_tksa: So the rumors are true then?

22:18:39 Laehval_tTemarr: (( Rumors?! What rumors?! ))

22:18:49 STSF_NDak: What rumors? ::Lifting his brows::

22:18:54 Sarvek: ( Oooh, she goes on the defensive. )

22:18:57 m_k_tksa: ((Well, there's the one about au and the other N'Dak))

22:19:58 KhreRiovtRex: <I heard there would be promotions for those that would sit on his lap and tell him he's a good captain>

 

schawnsee: ::wondering what is going on in the office Still not trusting NDak::

t’Rexan> Nobody trusts NDak…

 

22:19:41 STSF_NDak: And it is na to protect my honor...it is my...life..

22:19:41 m_k_tksa: Well, when the chief of engineering some how seems much more...what's the word for it.......chipper than normal after au's visit, people tend to talk.

22:19:47 Laehval_tTemarr: (( I have an alibi. For whatever it was. ))

22:20:10 STSF_NDak: ::Lifting his brows:: Au think I...sold...jol to her?

22:20:11 Sarvek: ( Alibi = Issaha? Might not hve been that night, Laeh. )

22:20:18 m_k_tksa: That's na what au said earlier. I may be tired, but I am na deaf.

22:20:19 Rhean_t_Valae: ((Oh?))

22:20:51 KhreRiovtRex: ((OMG, how many people did Issha end up with in the last week?!))

22:20:55 STSF_Seiben: ::wonder what's going down there in the MArnak Bay::

22:21:38 m_k_tksa: ::cackles:: Oh, then au are in deep trouble, aren't au?

 

22:26:41 Rhean_t_Valae: <<brb room's wonky>>

22:26:53 KhreRiovtRex: <She said wonky>

22:27:16 KhreRiovtRex: <you were drinking Mojitos...admit it>

 

22:27:31 STSF_NDak: Issaha> ::musing:: If I really hated my brother...I would Kill t'Rexan myseld..

 

22:37:00 Laehval_tTemarr: (( t'Rexan has just had an attempted assassination. It may have worked. We don't know yet. ))

t’Rexan> But she’s hoping…I know what she’s thinking and I don’t need to be psychic!

 

22:44:23 Pexil: "It is possible. I know a few non-Rihans."

22:44:53 STSF_NDak: << SPY! >>

22:44:56 Pexil: "I know several through my engineering contacts."

22:45:07 Laehval_tTemarr: (( Duh! He's been a spy since forever! ))

22:45:20 STSF_NDak: << CONSORT! >>

22:45:32 Laehval_tTemarr: (( Duh! That's my official title. ))

22:45:36 Pexil: <<consort, sweet>>

22:45:58 m_k_tksa: ((Hey, at least you're not DEAD))

22:46:07 KhreRiovtRex: <it's true>

 

22:46:20 m_k_tksa: tr'Paine> We need to remove the boot, rekkhai. Can au help?

22:46:42 STSF_NDak: ::Nods and pulls the boot off, wincing in pain::

22:47:06 KhreRiovtRex: ACTION> Na only does NDak's feet stink, but he had big yellow toenails

 

22:48:35 Pexil: "Perhaps we can have that vacation together outside the Rihan empire. You know, just us and the kids in a small shuttle going to Vulcan, Andor and Earth."

t’Rexan> Uhm….did Pexil just ask her to defect with him?

 

22:51:32 Laehval_tTemarr: Can au imagine me as a mother? ::Scoffs.::

t’Rexan> Thinks this is more serious than we first thought!

22:52:58 Pexil: "You have never mentioned children Laeval.."

22:54:13 KhreRiovtRex: <<redirects attention to the other conversations, and others hearing Laehval and Pexil discussing having children>

 

23:01:55 Laehval_tTemarr: I have a bottle of ale that I stole from Destorie's quarters. Would au care to join me in opening it, later? ::Without glancing to Pexil.::

23:02:19 KhreRiovtRex: <oh swell, and now Laehval is playing spin the bottle with Pexil>

23:02:23 STSF_NDak: << ::shimmies underneath the poll:: >>

23:02:38 Pexil: <<tr'uth or dare>>

23:02:42 KhreRiovtRex: <this is taking on the look of a bad teen horror movie>

23:02:54 KhreRiovtRex: <I guess I get to be the "Hookman">

23:03:13 Sarvek: (Au are killing me, Rekkhai...)

23:03:23 STSF_Seiben: <Ah, I know that story>>

23:04:01 KhreRiovtRex: <little does the crew know, that Sarvek recently bought some tribal ceremonial mask on some little backwater world, that looks just like Jason's>

Edited by STSF_BluRox

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Laehval_tTemarr: SNAKES on a PLANE

KhreRiovtRex: Oh god not that again

m_k_tksa: ROFL What's next....Snakes on a Sailboat?

STSF_NDak: Snakes in quick sand..

Laehval_tTemarr: SCORPIONS on a SUBMARINE

m_k_tksa: Butterflies on a Car?

Laehval_tTemarr: CHINCHILLAS on a TUGBOAT

m_k_tksa: Polar Bears on a Barge.

Rhean_t_Valae: Ferrets on a rickshaw.

t’Rexan> Well, I see how tonight’s sim is going to make out…..

 

 

Ok, so in light of our sim a few weeks back, I saw this, and thought of you all.....

 

From the People That Had Nothing to do with Snakes On A Plane

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