Captain Rihan!

[NDak 0]

So, while being bored last night, I came up with this spoof.

 

To the Theme of "Captain Planet" :

 

Earth!

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

 

GO ch’Rihan!!

 

With your powers combined I am Captain Rihan!

 

Captain Rihan, he's our hero,

Gonna take Lloann’na down to zero,

He's our powers magnified,

And he's fighting on the Rihan side

 

Captain Rihan, he's our hero,

Gonna take Lloann’na down to zero,

Gonna help him put them under,

Bad guys like us like loot and booty

 

"You'll pay for this Captain Rihan!"

 

(chanting)

We're the Rihanteers,

You can be one too!

'Cause saving ch’Rihan is the thing to do,

Looting and killing is the way,

Hear what Captain Rihan has to say:

 

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

[Rhean t'Valae 0]

::looks nervous:: We Rihannsu do have counselors, right?

[Guest Sarvek]

::smirks:: We don't mollycoddle our officers, t'Valae. Hilarious, Dak. :blink:

[STSF_BluRox 0]

Somebody found the key to his father's liquor cabinet me thinks......

[Kansas_Jones 0]

I clicked on the "Captain Rihan" topic thinking that with the current condition of the Khre'riov, that N'Dak somehow took over full command of the Talon.

 

Ahem.

 

Too funny!

[STSF Seiben 0]

::Takes the booze away from N'Dak:: That's it. You're cut off! :P

[Travis Kroells 0]

::Books Dear Dakkie many, many years of theropy::