Favorite Non-Canon Trek Phrase.

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Any phrases come up in sims or from Trek books or such you've found good?

 

Some that come to mind for me.

 

Sim-Excalibur

Corizon> Have fun with your Romulan cousins.

Sorehl> I will not.

 

Sim-Aegis

::During my characters wedding::

Ramson to Sej> So, where is the closest excape pod?

Sej, without missing a beat> Deck 12, section 5.

 

Fan Film-Hidden Frontiers

Gay Bajoran character about his new Klingon lover: They're just like us, except ridged.

(NOTE: When you find which bleach works best to burn that mental image out of your mind, let me know)

 

Fan Film-New Voyages

::Spock and alternate timeline Klingon science officer talking about temperal mechanics or something....McCoy reachs into his medkit:: McCoy to Kirk> Asprin, people like them give me a headache.

[Dumbass 0]

Qob-Lakota by me spoken to a Klingon doctor: "Gates was originally brought in for hemmoroids. He is now in a full body cast. Clearly he is not getting better, right?"

 

Then there was a time in an academy. I forget who it was, or what character I was, but it went something like this:

Other player: "What is in that foggy area?"

Me: "Fog."

[Images 0]

From the Family Guy movie...

 

 

Odo: I'm watching your every move, Quark, so don't think you can get away with any law-breaking.

Quark: Yeah, yeah, whatever, man.

Odo: I mean it! You'll have me to deal with!

Quark: Oh, I'm really scared.

Odo: I could morph into a giant python and eat you alive.

Quark: Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you morph into a guy with something interesting to talk about?

[STSF Seiben 0]

Also from Family Guy (Peter's Got Woods, 11 Sept, 2005):

 

Picard To Riker: "Number One ... let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?"

Riker : "Yeah, I could get in on that!"

Picard: "All right! Here it comes!" "Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!"

(Bridge crew laughs)

Worf: "You can both suck my ridges!"

Picard : "Oh, get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis!"

[Spitfire 0]

From THE FEDERATION CHILI CONTEST

 

* Judge # 2 --"Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed gas, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor guy, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?"

Edited April 30, 2006 by Spitfire