The Red Shirt Diaries!

[Pneuma 0]

STSF NDak Posted on Apr 18 2006, 08:27 AM

I think the most creative death scene I ever envoked was the "giant-1980's-cellphone-sized-flesh-eating-fire-ants"

 

ANd here I thought MY waffles were laced with something when I came up with this topic! Good Grief NDak where in the world did that one come from!??!?!

[STSF NDak 0]

It was a joke that I always made before I was "GM-ed" and so once I became a GM...I /had/ to run it. :lol:

 

I've thought of worse things you know...::smiles::

[Pneuma 0]

STSF NDak Posted on Apr 18 2006, 01:55 PM

I've thought of worse things you know...::smiles:: 

 

::Looks in awe at the Grin of death on NDak's face:: :lol: I think i made a mistake in getting NDak thinking again. Im doomed Xb!

[Spitfire 0]

From a GM point of view....I think the most creative death scene I ever envoked was the "giant-1980's-cellphone-sized-flesh-eating-fire-ants" tha, by the end of the sim, you wanted to get eaten by...hmm perhaps I should bring that one back...I haven't killed the cadets in like....10 sims!

::gasps::

 

You haven't killed anyone for 10 sims!!! I think we have a new record!

[Philip Carst 0]

I haven't killed the cadets in like....10 sims!

Getting soft, eh?

[STSF NDak 0]

::smiles::

 

Come to the newly minted Sunday Academy... :lol:

[eagle 0]

:: Picks up the Stratacaster,and begins playing welcome to the Grinder::

(played to the tune of welcome to the jungle).

 

::Looks around:: Well there you go guys,you seem to have succeded in

your attempts in rekindling the wrath of NDak,or aka,Cadet killer elite..

:lol: :)

Edited April 19, 2006 by eagle

[Philip Carst 0]

::smiles::

 

Come to the newly minted Sunday Academy... :lol:

I'm planning on being there...And I hope you kill us, or I'll be dissapointed.

[STSF Seiben 0]

I've died so many deaths.. gee, but like N'Dak the slow and painful deaths of the Pandarian days back in the old Startrek.com chatrooms still linger in the top of my mind. I remember having my arms torn off by a Pandarian and left to bleed to my slow, agonising death. GM wise, even though I'm not as evil as NDak, I'd think that my most creative killing to date is the Penguonian plot I ran last year at around Christmas time. Heh.. but with our new academy starting Sunday, I'm sure that'll change fast. :lol:

[Pneuma 0]

eagle Posted on Apr 19 2006, 02:09 PM

  :: Picks up the Stratacaster,and begins playing welcome to the Grinder::

(played to the tune of welcome to the jungle).

 

Good song choice but I think Ive got a better one

::Grabs his guitar and begins playing Enter Dead Man::

(played to the tune of enter sandman)

 

I tell you isnt it fun incurring the wrath of the GM's

[Avery Tynte 0]

Ha! Try this one: I was hit by the Ship.....not a phaser, not a animal, not even a craze Tribble. The ship plowed into me....effectivly mashing me into a rock.

[Pneuma 0]

Avery Tynte Posted on Apr 19 2006, 08:08 PM

Ha! Try this one: I was hit by the Ship.....not a phaser, not a animal, not even a craze Tribble. The ship plowed into me....effectivly mashing me into a rock. 

 

How in the world did you manage that one???

[STSF Seiben 0]

Ha! Try this one: I was hit by the Ship.....not a phaser, not a animal, not even a craze Tribble. The ship plowed into me....effectivly mashing me into a rock.

Oh yeah. I remember that. Heh..

[STSF Jami 0]

Ha! Try this one: I was hit by the Ship.....not a phaser, not a animal, not even a craze Tribble. The ship plowed into me....effectivly mashing me into a rock.

::gasp:: Oh the poor rock!

[Spitfire 0]

Ha! Try this one: I was hit by the Ship.....not a phaser, not a animal, not even a craze Tribble. The ship plowed into me....effectivly mashing me into a rock.

Oh I wish I found this site earlier.

[Pneuma 0]

Well I now have a more interesting Red shirt death. I have witnessed the Triumphant Return of the Pandarians first hand! I was CSEC and we were picking up life signs on a life less planet and low and behold Pandarians appear and begin slaughtering the away team. So my team and I begin fighting them to no avail. Whats worse is when I died I wasnt even the target! It was the CMO. I got in the way to shoot one of them (That Rego Character :) ) and I got ripped in two. I was still alive but in shock. So I fired another shot at the Pandarian and got to watch his vest take a blast from my phaser which was set to the Highest setting. At that point I keiled over. In the end the Pandarians Killed everyone and took the ship. I can safely say I was beside myself at that moment though!

[eagle 0]

Literally beside yourself Pneuma...good one ... :)

[Finn 0]

It was terrifying. Truly horrid!

 

Seeing that I was the CMO in question and had a good redshirt death myself, I would hate anyone to think I was 'pandar'ing to them :)

 

(I know. Bad joke. I'll get my coat!)

[Pneuma 0]

Hey we are all entitled to our bad jokes Right! I think I should have pulled myself together on the last one!

[Elgor 0]

:: Picks up the Stratacaster,and begins playing welcome to the Grinder::

(played to the tune of welcome to the jungle).

eagle thank you for reminding me! ::picks up his old grinder and starts wiping away two months of dust::

 

Okay now for the real point of this post.

The most intresting death I ever experienced I wasn't even a part of! I just made the Away Team die. I was using the phaser banks on the ship for construction on an under sea dome, when you guessed it the phasers destroyed the dome. Making the away team get drowned or most likely crushed under the high pressure :)

[Sisson 0]

My most intresting death I think, was being eaten by bugs. As I remember I was on an away mission and I had suggested to the MXO we stop trying to scan for em, which made them bugs even more "friendly" towards us and I think it ended up being my fault (character wise, not plot wise)

[Pneuma 0]

Oh No!! The Red Shirt topic is dieing!. We cant have that now.

::Does CPR on this most Macabre topic::

Phew that was close.

Alrighty than lets see oh yesI got a new one. Sadly though I didnt die but I should have. I was an AENG and we were testing a new warp core. I started seeing Mice running around but was told to ignore them for now. Next thing we know a mouse causes a problem and the core starts to go. So we tried to dump the core as fast as we could but it was not fast enough. I ended up surviving along with the CENG. 90% of my body was charred, while the CENG managed to only have 60% of his body burned. Than of course I got to lay there with nothing but my thoughts considering I couldnt talk. But wait theres more! The mice that I had seen decided to nibble on my extra crispy body while I layed there in pain. Ah yes this was a rather sick one! ::Sarcasm::My thanks to the GM for keeping me alive on this one.

[Marius 0]

lol, i remember that one. :P i happened to be the CENG on that. Mice are mortal enemies after that one...

[Pneuma 0]

I got a new one for everyone!! Last night I got hit by a Rhode Island size Asteroid along with all but one of the Away Team I was leading. You would think an Asteroid the size of a small state would be picked up by the ships sensors but they werent and well splat was the word of the night. Oh well at least it was painless death!

[Lodi 0]

Yup, I remember that time myself and about a million others were pulverized by that GIGANTIC Rhode Island asteroid that Pneuma is talking about....oh....wait...that was last night....and it was my very first sim....lol

 

i guess that's what i get for wearing that infernal shirt.

 

but i had a "blast" anyway