The Red Shirt Diaries!

[Pneuma 0]

This is just a rather crazy Idea I had for a topic. What is the most unique deaths that you have faced in your travels and in the Academy sims. Seeing as we all have had to wear the enigmatic Red Shirt at some point this shoud be interesting.

[Spitfire 0]

Hmmm....I think my almost unique death was being almost killed by a primitive probe. My unique death is...well I'm not sure I remember. I have been in around 70+ acads and died more then 50 times. Oh wait, I remember being killed malled to death by pandarians. That was my first sim ever. I pretended to be a lieutenant because I didn't know what STSF was.

Edited April 14, 2006 by Spitfire

[Kansas_Jones 0]

I really can't recall any interesting deaths in the line of redshirt duties. ;-)

 

Redshirts Rule.

[Nicolas Lepage 0]

At my very first sim I was stung to death by giant bees. I think that was the most peculiar way I've ever died.

[Philip Carst 0]

My first sim was with N'Dak...I didn't know what the heck was going on. Just two intruders on the ship. We got to them...And I believe the words were..."He leaps at Carst, and spills his guts out."

[Pneuma 0]

Sorry everyone. I dont know what I was thinking when I posted this sick and sadistic topic. There must have been something laced into my waffles or something. Oh well Since I cant take it back I suppose Ill add my most unique death thus far. Considering I have only two deaths at this point it dosent require a whole lot of thought. I was at OPS and I hailed a ferengi freighter and we got a rather rude reply from them. So the XO had an ingenious Idea of having the CSEC start shooting space debree all around the freighter. They responded with a rather large burst of energy and fired a weapon very closely resembling that of the borg tractor beam. It cut a hole through the shields and well the end result is another Red Shirt buys the farm along with the rest of the ship.

[Atragon9 0]

Ahem...

 

http://red.shirt.society.fanspace.com/

 

[Chell Reno 0]

LOL! A9 you have way to much time on your hands. Thats an awsome site.

[Guest Sarvek]

Looking back, I think I died once in the Academy, and that was the one I graduated in.

 

Something along the lines of "captured by Romulans and killed off one by one".

[Travis Kroells 0]

My best death came back from a time when cadets were rarely killed mind you.

 

::Boring story mode::

 

I remember I was captain of a shiney Excelsior class ship, cant remember the name. Pandarians show up, this was my second experience with them. First time I ran into them Ringo riped my arms off in the woods and beat me with them.

 

Anyways, the Pandarians took over the ship like they always did, and then ate me infront of the crew :lol:

[Pneuma 0]

A9 that site just rocks man thanks!

Hey Travis there was a time when cadets rarely died???

I sorta thought that when we joined up we were issued our red shirts and told try not to get any blood on them. But really I cant say that much I think out of 6 sims so far I have died twice. Maybe I am breaking the red shirt curse?? Later yall and keep the Carnage coming!!! :lol: jjust kidding!

Edited April 14, 2006 by Pneuma

[Chell Reno 0]

Ive only died twice in acaemies myself and Ive been here for nearly two years. lol

[Col. C.E. Harper 0]

Eaten by prehensile vines that dissolve their prey in acid. No prizes for guessing who was running that academy.

[Travis Kroells 0]

Hey Travis there was a time when cadets rarely died???

::Smiles:: There was a time, a long long time ago when:

 

8 Cadets in an academy was large

HOPS was a standard postion

Garnoopy was an Admiral

Travis was a Lieutenant

Dumbass was...er...still is a Dumbass

Lo'Ami and Precip were cadets

 

Along with otherthings I cant possibly remember at the moment :)

 

Edit: We also simmed in the Startrek.com chat rooms :lol:

 

(Had to stick that one in!)

Edited April 15, 2006 by Travis Kroells

[Dumbass 0]

Edit: We also simmed in the Startrek.com chat rooms :lol:

Is the official word on that still "down for repairs, will be back shortly"?

[Atragon9 0]

Is the official word on that still "down for repairs, will be back shortly"?

Mmmmmaayyyybeee...

 

No, the official word (from when it was a Paramount entity) was that the chat rooms were rebuilt and only used for events with authors, actors, directors, etc.

 

I have not raised it again since their recent assimilation, but we're doing just fine in our own rooms, donchathink?

 

[eagle 0]

My vote is aye...doing just fine with this site A9...... :lol: ,for what it is worth.

[Pneuma 0]

I deffinately agree with A9. Even though I am still a cadet I think everything works just great here. ::Stands and applauds:: You guys are great!

[Pneuma 0]

Ahh yes the Bunnilings :lol: While the Security team was meeting its untimely demise at the hands of some sadistic rabbits I was useing chicken shaped warships for target practice. Ahh memories!

 

Oh yeah who thinks this crazy stuff up??

[Spitfire 0]

I think the GMs make it up as they go.

::sees 200 bunniling come up to him with swords and tries to get a phaser rifle::

 

ACTION>chop...chop...chop

Edited April 16, 2006 by Spitfire

[Pneuma 0]

I Think I am begining to agree with you Spitfire!

::Fires Torpedoes, Phasers, and the Kitchen sink at the Chicken shaped warships::

[Kim Chan 0]

Not half as embarrassing as the fact that I was treating the bunnylings for injuries and must have completely overlooked the swords that they had behind their backs!!

 

Still, it was a good death :lol:

 

Kim

[Nemesis 0]

::Smiles:: There was a time, a long long time ago when:

 

8 Cadets in an academy was large

HOPS was a standard postion

Garnoopy was an Admiral

Travis was a Lieutenant

Dumbass was...er...still is a Dumbass

Lo'Ami and Precip were cadets

 

Along with otherthings I cant possibly remember at the moment :)

 

Edit: We also simmed in the Startrek.com chat rooms :lol:

 

(Had to stick that one in!)

I loved being HOPS... though I never quite understood why we were making beer while battling the Pandarians.

[Pneuma 0]

Nemesis Posted on Apr 17 2006, 05:45 AM

I loved being HOPS... though I never quite understood why we were making beer while battling the Pandarians.

 

Hmm and I wonder why there were red shirt fatalities??? :lol:

[STSF NDak 0]

Well...

 

I was around back at the apex of the Pandarian sims. And wow...those were some creative deaths. You never knew how, but eventually...they were going to eat you.

 

Trichon and I managed to escape to Risa once, leaving the crew behind to be lunch. Though Dac got us back...she ACTIONED our credit cards getting rejected. :lol:

 

 

From a GM point of view....I think the most creative death scene I ever envoked was the "giant-1980's-cellphone-sized-flesh-eating-fire-ants" tha, by the end of the sim, you wanted to get eaten by...hmm perhaps I should bring that one back...I haven't killed the cadets in like....10 sims!